The Fedex Mass shooter was a Bronie, which is a group of adults who love the show My Little Pony. On one of his last posts on his Facebook before the rampage, he wrote, “I hope that I can be with Ap­ple­jack in the af­ter­life, my life has no mean­ing with­out her,”

Isn’t it time we take this show off the air?

Read more at nypost.

First responders had to use 30,000 gallons of water to put out a fire after a Tesla crashed into a tree killing two. But the strangest part of this story is that police swear that they are certain nobody was behind the wheel when the car hit the tree.

“[Investigators] are 100-percent certain that no one was in the driver seat driving that vehicle at the time of impact,” Harris County Precinct 4 Constable Mark Herman said. “They are positive.” #KHOU11

Thanks Elon. Tesla is now the Space X of the road.

Read more at The Verge

Physicist Dr. Michio Kaku says that we can’t dismiss alien sightings as crackpot anymore, and that recent videos either prove the existence of aliens or secret military weapons being tested by regular old earthlings. And he has advice to anyone who has an alien encounter: “steal something.”

Maybe they’re not making contact with us, maybe they’re making contact with the dolphins. Nobody ever suspects the dolphins.

Read more at TMZ.

God knows the biggest threat to this country is trans youth sports scams, so bring on the genital inspections.

The Catholic Church is thinking ‘no fair, why do they get to do that?!’

Read more at Independent

Looks like Sully Sullenberger has still got it in retirement.

Read more at cnn.

After months of secret meetings, 12 of the worlds most well known soccer clubs announced they have formed a breakaway competition league. And this could change everything.

Real Madrid, Barcelona, Man U, Liverpool,Juventis, AC Milan confirmed their participation and that the matches would directly compete with the existing Champions League.

Any way you would take the Dallas cowboys?

Read more at NY Times.

Smith scored a TD this weekend that many are calling the “wildest touchdown pass of all time.”

This weekend?

Football? In April? That IS wild.

Ben, you blew it. You didn’t punch the worlds most punchable face.

Read more at cnn.

Demi Lovato ripped into Los Angeles yogurt shop Bigg Chill for offering a “diet” menu featuring sugar free cookies. She wrote that she was triggered because she had to “walk past tons of sugar-free cookies/other diet foods before you get to the counter,” She called them Diet Culture Vutures and said “Do better please.” When the shop explained that they offered sugar free treats as alternatives for those suffering from Diabetes, or Celiac’s disease and other conditions, Lovato countered that they should call them “diabetes” products because sugar free labels are too upsetting for customers who struggle daily with body issues.

As annoying as this is, would still rather hear her rant than sing.

Read more at justjared.

This year’s Academy Awards show is going to be totally different than anything we’ve seen before, producers promise. .Steven Soderburgh revealed that “Masks are going to play a very important role in the story of this evening,” he added. “If that’s cryptic, it’s meant to be — but that topic is very central to the narrative.” And the three hour show will be far more like a movie than a tv show.

This sounds like it’s going to suck. You know like all the other Oscars.

Read more at yahoo.

Ian Halperin wants Andrew to take a lie detector test to answer questions about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. “If he passes, my investment group will hand him over £5 million pounds,” Halperin said.

You understand that the Prince doesn’t need $7 million.

Read more at Page Six.

For the low low price of $2.5 million you can get yourself a wonderful collection of statues that includes“kids and tree swing” , “Follow the leader”, “Young boy and companion”, “Boy playing hand bell” and many more.

Too bad, the one guy that would have bought this collection hung himself.

Read more at TMZ.

Ham who you remember from the movie The Sandlot joined Tik Tok and his first post is officially viral.

3 million hits, that sure makes up for being a virgin.

Ham’ from ‘The Sandlot’ just broke the Internet when he joined tiktok & posted this video that has 3 million likes/tears!

Patrick, I still proudly wear my “You’re Killing Me, Smalls” t-shirt so don't make me cry again. 😇
Love ya!@PatrickRenna @justinbieber#lonely #sundayvibes pic.twitter.com/Ktx1eFuGvn

— ∼Marietta (@_MariettaDavis) April 18, 2021

Including her Sucking His Thumb!

Scott Disick, consider yourself old school pwned.

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Piven says Edelman;s “got 3 Super Bowl rings. He has 36 touchdowns. He’s 5-foot-9. He’s Jewish!” And he should be on the first ballot to go to the NFL Hall of Fame.

Ari Gold couldn’t even pick a good actor to get behind

Read more at TMZ.

Who knew Sexy Beast Trip Hop is the genre we never knew we always wanted.

Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM

— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) April 17, 2021

A woman in Florida says she’s sure a raptor or other small dinosaur ran across her property this weekend. Others say its a lizard or dog dragging a leash.

In Florida? No, that’s no dino. That’s a meth head.

Read more at NY Post.

Basketball. 69. Jersey.

Is this a clue??? #stanman42069

congratulations to the very nice @sedonaprince_ on being the new queen of the internet pic.twitter.com/vTBW0Useeh

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) April 18, 2021

45% say they’d like to see Matthew McConaughey as governor of Texas, compared to 33% who want Abbott back.

Texans? Did they think his quote was is Alt-right…alt-right…alt-right?

Read more at Daily Beast.

A national opinion poll conducted for Reuters found that 63% of adults supported term or age limits for Supreme Court justices.

If they don’t do this, we should storm the Supreme Court.

Read more at Reuters.

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