Friday April 2: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 1, 2021

FRIDAY 4.2

NEWS STORIES

Hit and Run Driver Hit a Taco Bell, and Then Ran

This psycho plowed into a crowd before crashing into an actual Taco Bell in Maryland after having a fight at the drive thru.

Oddly this is not the worst thing that happened at Taco Bell today.

Japanese are Paying a Fortune to Eat Dinner in an Airplane That Never Leaves the Ground

In Japan, reservations to sit in a grounded airplane and eat dinner are hard to come by. The spots in these “winged restaurants” will set you back anywhere from $270 to $540 and they are selling out on the regs.

And for an extra 200 you can join the 15 foot club.

Man Carjacked by 15,000 Bees

A man parked at a grocery store in Las Cruces, and came back to his car to find 15,000 bees had taken over the backseat. It took 2 hours to remove them.

Could have been worse you could have had 15,000 balwinitos in your car.

Get Yer Vax Merch! Tshirts! Pins! Fauci Ouchi!

Vaccine themed merchandise is taking off in a big big way. Vaccine card holders, buttons, bracelets, hats and t-shirts made to show off not only that you have been vaccinated, but which vaccine you got. Fauci ouchie button? Check. Pfizer alumni shirts? Check. Vaccinated because im not stupid shirts? Available.

Dunno what I want to end sooner, the pandemic or etsy.

Chinese Zoo Has a Golden Retriever in the Lion Pen

He’s ferocious. Ferociously cute.

Isn’t this how Covid 19 started?

Marjorie Taylor Green Shares Her Secret to Protecting Against Covid

Marjorie credits a bizarre workout routine with keeping away the cov-cov.

Honestly, we’re just more shocked that her secret weapon to fight covid isn’t an AR-15.

More Nutty Matt Gaetz News

A Justice Dept Investigation is focusing on Matt Gaetz and an associate on money paid to women for sex via cash apps.

Did you guys not use venmo emojis?? And not just eggplants, peaches, and squirt emoji. Get creative!

Oh and did you know he has been showing off nude pics of past sex partners on the floor of congress? Class.

Wait wait…there’s also the fun fact that he was the only person who voted against a 2017 sex trafficking bill. #thingsthatmakeyougoHmmmm

SPORTS

NFL Considering Overcomplicating the Game.

This spring the NFL will vote on 11 proposed rules including one that would would allow teams to hold onto possession after scoring by converting a fourth-and-15 from their 25-yard line. Another proposal changes the overtime format to allow the winner of the OT coin toss to choose where to spot the ball for the first play or start on offense or defense from the designated spot. And a third rule under consideration would allow defensive backs, linebackers, running backs, fullbacks, tight ends, H-backs and wide receivers to have single digit numbers.

Football just keeps getting better and better. And luckily we’ll have that extra week to work all these in.

Tom Brady’s April Fools Tweet

Tom Tweeted: With opening day today, excited to announce we’re bringing the Expos back to the MLB in 2022. Excited to be the first player/coach/owner in MLB history.

Hey that’s great Tom. But you fooled no one.

With opening day today, excited to announce we’re bringing the Expos back to the MLB in 2022. Excited to be the first player/coach/owner in MLB history. pic.twitter.com/Sre5y5LUL2

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) April 1, 2021

Michael Strahan Reveals Filling His Gap was Just an April Fools Prank

Strahan fooled nobody when he said he got his iconic gap filled only days after saying he never would. But for those following along, Strahan’s Gap is intact.

Oh good, now we’ll still have something to look at when we’re trying to ignore the things you’re saying.

Buzzfeed Greatest Names in Baseball

Who you got?

Excuse me, but no Tug McGraw?!

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Nobody Believes Greg Kelly's Weed Tweet

Greg Kelly tweeted “smoking grass is not a good idea, I tried it back in the day and it was worse than anything that happened to hunter Biden. I toked up with buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi Kenya, don’t do drugs.”

If anyone needs drugs, it’s Greg Kelly.

Pat Sajack Under Fire, AGAIN!

People are furious that Pat Sajack enforced a Wheel of Fortune Rule and they wont something done about it. The rule requires contestants to read off the words exactly as they appear in the puzzle. “Don’t add anything,” host Pat Sajak warned the player. But instead of saying the winning solution “Sole, Flounder, Cod, Catfish”, the player said “Sole, flounder, cod, AND catfish.” Fans feel the enforcing the rule was BS, despite the fact that the host doesn’t make up the rules.

We get it, Pat sucks. Just fire him already.

Hilaria Baldwin Shows Off the Baldwinitos

Oh you spaniards! So cute.

Bob Odenkirk Got Scolded By Jeremy Irons for Lame SNL Monologue

Odenkirk told Howard Stern that he secretly recorded Jeremy Irons yelling at him for writing a terrible monologue. “I can’t do this. I can sing. I can dance. I can juggle. I am a Shakespearean-trained actor. And you have me doing this!”

And people say women aren’t funny….

Secret to Martha Stewart's Cinnamon Rolls Is Mashed Potatoes

Meet your latest baking project! Martha Stew says the reason her cinnamon rolls are so light and fluffy are because she puts mashed potatoes in the batter.

And you wonder why she went to prison.

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VIRAL VIRAL

Deer Smashes Bus Windshield, Scampers Off at First Stop

Didn’t Noah have an ark?

Tiktok Users Shows Off Creepy Ghost Town Full of Mansions in Branson Missouri

This woman discovered an abandoned development of mansions., decaying and it looks really creepy.

And this is still the best neighborhood in Branson.

Train Dude Takes a Ride Through His Own Model Train Set

A train superfan filmed his own model trainset with a tiny tiny camera, and then projected the film through the window of a train car he owns so he could feel like he was traveling through his own model.

This would be the fourth best restaurant in Japan.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Strange X-rays Spotted Coming From Uranus

Hmm, you better get that checked out.