They call it conversational commerce- you’ll be able to text an order from Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, KFC and other joints as easily as sending a text, or even a voice text.

So, we’re basically back to the phone call then? Got it.

Read more at foodandwine.

Jensen Karp thought things were going great when he went mega-viral for reporting the presence of shrimp tails in his box of kiddie cereal. But turns out people in glass houses should avoid going viral. Women are coming out to say that he’s a real shitty boyfriend and human being, and he’s being accused of gaslighting, abuse, creative theft and more.

Next time, just eat your shrimp tails.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Scientists explain why these mutant rabbits can walk on their front legs.

The Donnie Darko rabbit just got bumped from the #1 creepiest rabbit in the world spot.

Read more at gizmodo.

It’s on like donkey kong. Comic Con set as in person event for Thanksgiving Weekend this Year

Don’t worry, even if we haven’t reached heard immunity these folks are known to wear masks and were never really able to get closer than six feet from another human before the pandemic.

Read more at variety.com.

Wait so this means we don’t get to see the officially cancelling of Rowdy Roddy Piper??

Read more at gizmodo.com.

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Prince William was chosen the sexiest bald man by The Independent, but the masses demand Stanley Tucci.

Tucci is a great choice but they’re all trailing Bobby Kelly.

Read more at nypost.

Vanilla King Chet Hanks embarrassed himself with a video on Gram about having a White Boy Summer, but things really got cringe when he later went for a second helping on Instagram stories.

You normally you don’t hear this phrase used literally but… Tom Hanks, come get your boy.

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One of the women suing Harvey Weinstein says she pierced his ball sack in 2012 while defending herself form sexual assault.

She must have had great aim to land that shot on that tiny deformed pienis.

Read more at pagesix.

Jeni’s has named the limited flavor that will bear the name of America’s sweetheart, Dolly Parten. It’s Strawberry Pretzel Pie with Cream cheese ice cream.

Why did we assume this was going to taste like tit?

Read more at foodandwine.

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The internet cannot agree- was Pat Sajak trying to talk naughty when he responded to this Wheel of Fortune contestant? Or is it you with the dirty mind.

She wants a d and she’s gonna get one. Thank god she didn’t ask for an N.

Read more at uproxx

Pat Sajak wilding pic.twitter.com/E7fAPCUQ9W

— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) March 27, 2021

George Wallace says he doesn’t care what the law says, he will provide thirsty people with water when and where he wants to.

Who would have believed that the south would have two George Wallaces that were polar opposites.

I'll bring voters all the damn water I want. I'm gonna have a cart out there like a motherfletchin' flight attendant. Mineral water. Spring water. Smart Water. Vitamin water. Holy water. Muddy Waters. All the waters! Jim Crow can kiss my black ass!

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 27, 2021

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A recent trend on Tik Tok has kids trying to prove that you can macarena to any song from any genre of music. Its up to you to judge if they’re right.

The best thing about this trend is you don’t have to hear the Macarena.

Read more at cracked.

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The Macarena Theory. Day one. #foryou #fyp #dance #comedy #viral #mtotheb

♬ M to the B – Millie B

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Reply to @beth_draughn Catch me creasing throughout because I thought you wanted actual silence and not this song… #fyp #comedy #foryou #dance

♬ The Sound Of Silence – Simon & Garfunkel

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Reply to @_hannahgx_ The Macarena theory. Day fourteen. #fyp #foryou #dance #comedy #jazz #macarena #mrbean

♬ Take Five – Dave Brubeck

This lady had to give the world’s worst apology after she presented a cat picture on the local news, without realizing that the cat looked like Adolf Hitler.

A rep for the cat released a statement informing the public that Kitler is just a cat and has never killed any jews.

My God pic.twitter.com/FepTkxsW5Q

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 27, 2021

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