Saturday March 27: Daily Links
SATURDAY 3.27
NEWS STORIES
QAnon Knows The Truth About the Suez Canal Dick Ship
According to QAnon followers, that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal is actually controlled by Hillary Clinton, and its in the human trafficking business. The accident is no accident, its a military rescue according to the theories. The evidence?
The company that operates the ship is the evergreen, also Hillary’s secret service code name.
The ships call sign is “H3RC”
Q-ers say the captain of the ship looks like Monica Lewinksy
Other conspiracy theorists say that the canal is symbolic of birth, and that this incident is a signal that the event is the beginning of the end of the deep state.
Here’s a conspiracy for you. Ever notice that Q’anon and legal weed started about the same time?
Anons are now attempting to use Q drops to decipher the significance of the ship that's currently lodged sidewards obstructing the Suez Canal. pic.twitter.com/xMJ8WVb4Ly
— allie mezei (@pinealdecalcify) March 24, 2021
NJ Gym: Forget Krispy Kreme, We'll Give Free Memberships to Anti-Vaxxers
The owner of The Atilis Gym in Bellmawr, a self described “Patriot. FREE MAN” full of toxic masculinity promises that anti-vaxxers will get free memberships to his gym.
Free memberships? How is this a business? Calling it now, another NJ front.
In light of @krispykreme giving free donuts for receiving the CVD shot, here at @TheAtilisGym we are giving out free memberships to all who don’t get vaccinated. We believe in health – the real way – exercise, good diet, plenty of Vitamin D, Zinc, and an environment to destress.
— Ian Smith (@iansmithfitness) March 23, 2021
Oregoners See Crazy Shit in the Night Sky
What looked like mysterious lights turned out to be debris from SpaceX.
Orrrrrrrrr, is this just a promo for NBC’s new show Debris?
Meteor? I don’t know what that was, but it was spectacular. @KATUNews @CNN @MSNBC @fox12weather @NBCNews pic.twitter.com/xNj5FsaSFt
— Krissy (@kaallori) March 26, 2021
Big Companies Starting to Bring Workers Back to the Office
Facebook, Uber, and Microsoft have announced that they’re bringing some workers back into their offices as soon as next week, in varying capacities.
If you’re in an office and you work for Uber, aren’t you “not” working?
New York is Issuing a Vaccine ID
The State of NY is issuing a digital vaccine passport. It works a lot like a boarding pass, with a QR code that you can keep on your phone and show proof that you’ve been vaccinated. The app will be used to screen those who want to enter certain venues or events.
NY Jews with a sense of history may find ‘where’s your papers’ a tad uncomfortable.
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SPORTS
Phil Jackson: Carmelo Anthony Not a Leader.
Former Knicks President Phil Jackson appeared on a podcast, and said Carmelo Anthony didn’t know how to be a leader to the team.
That’s just code for Carmelo Anthony is an asshole.
BYU QB Impresses Everyone With Sick Throw on Pro Day
The throw god on tiktok would destroy this kid.
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 pic.twitter.com/PCJRIwHJlj
— Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) March 26, 2021
Zach Wilson has a ROCKET for an arm. pic.twitter.com/SXgTt9czSe
— Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) March 26, 2021
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Sharon Osbourne Leaves The Talk
After saying she wouldn’t, she did. Sharon Osbourne has said she will quit ABC’s The Talk after all her controversial defense of Piers Morgan started an avalanche of racial accusations.
She’s going from the Talk to sitting with a husband whose talk can’t be understood.
Two Tiger King Stars Having a Really Bad Week
Which is the worse news? Joe Exotic got dumped via prison phone call this week. He and his husband are heading for divorce. And Jeff Lowe suffered a stroke that required him to be airlifted for medical attention. He believes his stroke was caused by a dosed drink.
The real bad news for the Tiger King stars is that 2020 is over. We’ve moved on.
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Played Sex for Sam at the DNC
On the Late Late Show with James Corden, Chriss Teigen confessed that in 2008, she and John Legend had sex in the bathroom at the Democratic National Convention.
That’s interesting, the democrats have been fucking us for years.
Uncut Gems the New Die Hard?
You may think The Ten Commandments is the definitive passover movie, but fans are saying Uncut Gems is an unconventional holiday classic, the say Die Hard is considered a Christmas movie.
The difference is people have watched Die Hard more than once.
Snoop Lightyear Lights Up the Internet
Snoopdog dressed up as Buzz Lightyear for his grandkids birthday and supplied internet artists with great source material.
Snoop you already play a cartoon. Snoop Dog.
YA Fiction Legend, Beverly Clearly, Has Died at Age 104
4th grade you would be heartbroken to hear this news.. but also truly surprised considering she was ancient back when you were in 4th grade.
Beverly Cleary, the author who captivated tens of millions of readers with her humorous and lively characters, including Ramona Quimby and Henry Huggins, died on Friday. She was 104. https://t.co/uwQOxC2mPY
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 26, 2021
Lil Nas X Flips the Script on hiphop Once Again with Super Sexy, Scandalous, and Queer-Themed “Montero” Music Video
What’s really going to be interesting is how will this be as parody song for when the Kreeps with Kids go back on the road.
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Influencer Shares Her Botched Botox Experience
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. And when it looks like life squirted lemon scented acid in your left eye, MAKE CONTENT!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMdciu4H1ZI/?utm_source=ig_embed
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Here Are the 10 Happiest Counties in the a World
Normally this would be high praise but if you’re country has been happy through this last year…
you’re all sociopaths.
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