Rand Paul says wearing a mask is just “Theater”

Rand Paul, one year in to this pandemic, you’re still getting things twisted on the the science behind masks.

Is the next debate trying to debunk soap??

Dr. Fauci to Sen. Rand Paul: "Here we go again with the theater. Let's get down to the facts." pic.twitter.com/z3zaCclao0

— The Hill (@thehill) March 18, 2021

The law passed by a wide margin allowing those with serious, chronic illness, no chance of recovery and unbearable suffering to seek assistance in ending their life.

What a triumph for mercy and empathy… that is, of course, as long their method isn’t “death by bull”.

Read more at cnn.com.

A new theory says the phenomena may really be dark stars with a planck core of compressed dense matter.

Then who came up with the name Black Holes?

The same guy who named “sweetbreads”?!?

Read more at digg.com.

The OAN Network gave out the phone number of a NYT reporter and encouraged their fans to reach out to the journalist and let them know how they feel about her reporting.

OAN…? Assault on the media..? hmmmm.

Is this OAN or OnA?

Read more at The Daily Beast.

A remote operator guides these little turtles to customers homes at a speed of up to 3mph, and can deliver up to 120 lbs of product.

This would get the shit beat out of it in philly…

Read more at Food and Wine

Can you keep up with a Tortoise? pic.twitter.com/qfrvS1T05N

— Tortoise (@TortoiseHQ) March 13, 2021

For 180 bucks you can get a virtual can of Pringles. 50 of them will be sold. And of course you can’t eat them.

It’s worth 180 bucks to not eat Pringles.

Introducing our newest Pringles flavor: CryptoCrisp, an exclusive #NFT flavor created by artist #VasyaKolotusha. Only 50 exist, all starting at the price of a Pringles can. Click the link to get your *digital hands* on one! https://t.co/JA6Bas4Ez0

— Pringles (@Pringles) March 17, 2021

Get ready to hear your grandpa complain for the next 3 years, because Thursday Night Football will only be broadcast on Amazon.com, and he is going to need help finding the game. The announcement was part of an 11 Year $11 Billion Deal.

So what happens on Monday nights? UPS?

#BREAKING: The #NFL has finalized media rights deals worth $10B annually, or $110B over the course of the 11-year deals. The biggest change will see Thursday Night Football move exclusively to Amazon Prime (@Ourand_SBJ, @BenFischerSBJ).

Free to read: https://t.co/0muUPa5qpQ pic.twitter.com/rgHZ9RWSly

— Sports Business Journal (@sbjsbd) March 18, 2021

All told, the legacy rights holders have agreed to pay a grand total of some $89.5 billion in order to keep carrying NFL games, a figure that marks a 108% hike compared to the $43.1 billion the four networks will have spent by the end of current package. https://t.co/weEAEZ7wwZ pic.twitter.com/BMz2gote3x

— Sportico (@Sportico) March 18, 2021

The NAACP is arguing that the NFL are helping to fund the racist views expressed on Fox News, and is urging the NFL to reconsider ties to the Fox network.

The NFL is against racism. Unless its getting 2 billion a year.

Read more at Deadline.

Mike Tyson says he’s ready to fight again although no opponent has been named.

He would tell us but he’s so old he forgot.

Read more at TMZ

Michelle Mootreddy, the woman who claimed she is married to, and working with Pete Davidson, somehow managed to find and let herself into his house. She was picked up by the police after a friend called 911

Pete, face it, you two were made for each other. Just give her a chance.

Read more at Page Six

Chestnut downed all that chicken during a promotional event for Fan Controlled Football League Championship.

Call it what is Joey, these are chicken nuggets. You ate 33 nuggets.

Read more at TMZ.

Nope they don’t mean anything. She just likes dots.

Don’t laugh. It’s no dumber than any other tattoo.

Read more at people.com.

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The reality star claims she spent over $900k on drugs in just one year, leading to her decision to get clean.

Sounds like you were overpaying, Mama.

Read more at pagesix.

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Armie Hammer now stands accused of forcible rape and banging a womans head against a wall.

You know things are bad when “light cannibalism” is the least concerning part of your reputation.

Read more at insider.com.

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WTF these women claim to be running 20mph on a treadmill

Still, when they got off the first thing they thought was, do I look fat?

19 MPH?! This is incredible 😤

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— espnW (@espnW) March 17, 2021

This would be a death sentence in Philadelphia.

Are you joking mate I’ve never heard this pronunciation and I’m pissed pic.twitter.com/PQ4tZeIvbR

— twisted tea fan (@eatingedibles) March 18, 2021

Finally we know who the Pepperdine playa is…

Malachi.

I was not expecting this one 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oEzh1X29w5

— Yusuke Urameshi (@90sNiquelodeon) March 17, 2021

Isn’t this a cute little fucking rat?

Okay this is single handedly the best piece of content to ever be made.

Sound ON pic.twitter.com/jcvqaQQk5W

— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) March 17, 2021

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