Wednesday March 17: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 17, 2021

WEDNESDAY 3.17

NEWS STORIES

House Loaded with Commercial Fireworks Explodes, Then Explodes Some More and Then Keeps Exploding

This footage is crazy. Two people are dead after a house in Ontario, CA erupted. A fire set off a huge stockpile of commercial fireworks in the house, and the footage is everywhere.

Why would you have this many fireworks this far ahead of July 4?

Bannon Upset Italy Roadblocked His Boot Camp

Steve Bannon is pretty upset that Italy won’t let him move forward with his right wing boot camp, “The Academy for the Judeo-Christian West.” He says it proof the government is “corrupt, incompetent, and broke,” and is calling the block politically motivated.

Dude you’re a little bit chubby to be running a boot camp.

Air Travel Spikes the Highest in a Year as Spring Breakers Head South

Anyway they can administer the vaccine via Jell-O shot???

OnlyFans Bans Public Sex Content

What if they just add mask mandates instead?

SPORTS

Long Time Yankee Fan LeBron James Now Part Owner of Boston Red Sox

King James has purchased an undisclosed number or shares in FSG, he’s which means he’s a part-owner of the Sox

Right now, he seems to be the only Black American interested in baseball so good for him.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Wendy Williams BurpFarts on TV

We know that if you shit and fart its a shart, but what’s it called when you burp and fart at the same time? It’s the Wendy Williams. Williams’ partial audience let out a loud gasp hearing the talk show host pull double duty. What’s weird is, the show isn’t live so this could easily have been edited out.

But not Team Wendy. She’s proud. Most other tv hosts can’t do two things at once.

BREAKING NEWS THAT WILL MOST DEFINITELY CHANGE YOUR LIFE: Wendy Williams burps and farts at the same time in the middle of her show. pic.twitter.com/1D3ag3GMzw

— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) March 16, 2021

Pete Davidson Has to Tell Media He is Not Secretly Married and is Not the Man Behind Bodega Cats

A production company called Bodega Cats Productions put out a press release on Tuesday claiming the SNL star was one of the founders, and that he was married! The release said … “Pete and Michelle were childhood friends prior to starting Bodega Cats Presents and are married.” Davidson denies the press release, the marriage and says he doesn’t know anyone named Michelle Mootreddy and has never heard of Bodega Cats.

And you can guarantee this isn’t even the weirdest thing that’s happened to Pete Davidson today.

Miss Bum Bum Contestants Put Their Asses to Good Use

This year’s Miss Bum Bum hopefuls got matching tat tats on their bum bums that say “vaccinate here” even though that’s not really where the vaccine goes. They’re hoping to encourage fans to get vaccinated. They have hearts and asses of gold.

But can they burp and fart at the same time?

The Last Cruise Trailer Is Out. Too Soon! Much Too Soon!

HBO’s The Last Cruise will document the nightmare that transpired aboard the ill-fated Diamond Princess cruise ship, which set sail from Japan on the earliest days of the COVID-19 pandemic.

How do we know this isn’t another deep fake cruise? #nottomcruise

Movie Pass Mysterious Countdown?

Movie Pass may have folded in 2019, but somethings happening. The company website now shows a countdown to noon on March 22, and a statement “The Movie is About to Start”.

The one thing nobody needs right now is a pass to go see movies.

Jeopardy Question: Pussy Licker, Fortune Cookie and Slanty Eyes

Answer: What are three things Sharon Osbourne allegedly called her cohosts.

Leah Remini is blowing the whistle on Sharon Osbourne. She claims that Sharon called Cohost Julie Chen Racist Slurs and made homophobic remarks about Sara Gilbert. The Talk hiatus will extend another week while investigations continue.

Leah taking Osbourne down like she’s a Scientologist.

https://pagesix.com/2021/03/16/sharon-osbourne-called-julie-chen-slanty-eyes-sara-gilbert-p-sy-licker-report/?utm_source=like2buy.curalate.com&crl8_id=f8fee461-06a3-49fe-8045-5722eb5d6a86

VIRAL VIRAL

Chess Player Trolls Opponent In Competition

These guys are hilarious.

But please, don’t try this at home! These are trained professionals

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

What Assumptions Do People From Other Countries Wish Americans Didn’t Make About Them??

We’ll consider these as long they stop thinking we’re all movie star cowboys who eat cheeseburgers all day… wait never mind that actually sounds pretty cool.

IMDb wants to know... Who’s the Greatest On Screen Couple?

They’re just Twitter account… standing before their followers… asking them to pick the best on screen couple.

https://twitter.com/imdb/status/1371196380962820096?s=21

Scientists Figure Out Why Hummingbirds Hum

After 2000 microphones and high speed cameras captured six hummingbirds every move, scientists figured out the Hz of the sounds from the wings going up and the Hz of the down flap. A 3D acoustic map linked visually with the movement of the wings was created. They also surrounded the birds by pressure plates, monitoring the pressure forces. The answers come as the culmination of tremendous research.

And yet, we still can’t figure out how Wendy Williams can burp and fart at the same time.