Everyone knows our higher education system is a problem. Most people who go to college waste the time and money, and still can’t get a decent job. Google hopes to change all that offering six month certification programs, at affordable prices, that would actually have a good chance of leading to a well paying job

The only downside is, the football team sucks.

Read more at inc.com.

You’d think a Georgetown Professor would be smarter than this, but Sandra Sellers was caught on Zoom discussing student performance with another professor and made some pretty backwards comments about her black students being at the bottom of the class.

Well, professor, you won’t have to worry about them anymore.

Read more at people.com

Remember that anti-mask Karen who ripped down a display at walmart? She’s done with QAnon and is very very sorry for her behavior. She says she got sucked into the Q because she was “desperate, lonely, scared, and searching for answers,” She says she had mental health issues and with the help of therapy and meds is seeing things more clearly.

Looks like somebody took the blue pill..

Read more at azfamily.com.

Eligibility? Yes. Appointments and shots? Maybe…. But if it works out, get ready for a very adult Adult Party this May.

No masks needed but you should still probably wear protection.

Read more at cnbc.com.

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Trans athletes can not play on women’s teams in Mississippi as the governor decided to follow you-know-whos directive about “saving” womens sports.

How those states rights working out for everybody? Good? Okay.

Read more at NBC News

Patrick Ewing got stopped multiple times by security at MSG and he wasn’t happy at all.

How are you going to treat someone like a stranger in their own house?? At the very least, if you see a 7ft guy in the Garden you’ve got to at least assume you should know who they are.

"I thought this was my building. … Everybody in this building should know who the hell I am."

Patrick Ewing was upset after he said he got stopped multiple times by security at Madison Square Garden. pic.twitter.com/r6DN9JITG8

— Sporting News (@sportingnews) March 11, 2021

MM is trying to figure out what to do with his life now, and said on a podcast that he’d give serious consideration to running for Governor of his home state.

Hey dude, anything to get you out of the movies.

Alright.

Read more at CNN

Kanye changed his number and instructed Kim to contact him through his security team from now on.

What do the rest of us need to do to get you to ghost us, Kanye?

Read more at justjared.

The artist known as The Weeknd won’t allow his record company to submit any of his music to the Grammys and blames secret committees for unfairness. Uh oh, looks like someone didn’t get nominated.

Weeknd? More like weak sauce.

Read more at people.com.

The legendary Jackass Steve O celebrated thirteen years of sobriety by reimagining a photo he took in 2006.

In other news, Bam hasn’t spent a sober minute in 13 years.

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Things are back up and running now, but Seth Rogen’s budding new business “Houseplant” had such high demand that the company’s website just melted down.

Luckily most of his customers were too high to notice.

Read more at THR.

Spoiler alert: After she breaks up with Ike, her life gets much better but her music gets much worse.

The legendary rocker is 85 and decided to celebrate his 9th anniversary with his wife by reaffirming their commitment to each other.

The secret to their success? He’s too old to kill her.

Read more at Reuters.

Universal Studios Japan is celebrating its 20th year with foods created to celebrate some of Universal’s finest and most famous films. Like Jaws! ET! And Backdraft?

Finally another reason not to go to Japan.

Read more at slashfilm.

Netflix has been lenient for years but now they’re testing some ways to prevent password sharing.

Better tell you ex now, it’s time to cut the cord before Netflix cuts it for you.

Read more at gizmodo.

Okay its big for us but compared to His old Trump plane and Air Force One its positively microscopic.

Lot of people are saying this is actually the biggest jet they’ve ever seen. We love this big beautiful jet.

Read more at tmz.

A frog inside a snail? Um what? They need to keep pulling off masks.

We’re a year in to a global pandemic and yet this is reason this feel like we’re living in a dystopian hellscape.

A new paper published at the University of Arizona proposes sending sperm and ova samples for every specials on the planet. 6.7 million sperm and egg samples would be buried in a capsule beneath the surface of the moon, where they’ll be safer in case they are ever needed to repopulate this planet or another one.

They came up with this idea after visiting Seth Rogen’s site crashed.

Read more at nypost.

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