Mitt Romney says a fall knocked him unconscious, giving him a black eye, and a nice set of stitches in his eyebrow and lip. But he didn’t say what caused the “fall”.

No one ever does.

But nobody is surprised you got a black eye in Boston. Doesn’t everyone?

Read more at Boston Globe

Sen @MittRomney has a black eye and stitches, says he took a fall while visiting his son in Boston, “I took a fall, knocked me unconscious but I’m doing better.”

Joked: “I went to CPAC, that was a problem…” pic.twitter.com/6P1QWrjr9O

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) March 1, 2021

Nasa is getting very close to a test date on an experimental all electric airplane.

Any volunteers? No? Nobody?

Read more at gizmodo.

A Sacramento Teacher used slant eyes to explain racism, but her demo didn’t exactly feel educational. And now she’s getting death threats.

And they keep wanting us to reopen the schools?

Read more at Yahoo.

imagine how tired we are pic.twitter.com/DNT1YocxaB

— EGO is in a yahoo news article ⁷ (@hoseokiedior) February 26, 2021

Yesterday it was one school district who removed Dr. Seuss from their book day reading list.  Today, six of his books are actually cancelled, by his publisher, and will never be printed again, including, “And to Think That I Saw It On Mulburry Street. ”

Some people are outraged, but some of these cancels are understandable.  Like Go Jews Go.

Read more at cnn.

Its because of Kyle Murray.

THEN JJ Watt got injured watching game film.

I was told JJ Watt’s first criteria in choosing his team would be the the quality of the quarterback. So this seems an endorsement of @K1 https://t.co/VitQfjrquN

— Ed Werder (@WerderEdESPN) March 1, 2021

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Guess who made David Byrne’s monthly music playlist three times in one month? Comedian and musician Open Mike Eagle.

Open Mike, you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

Read more at davidbyrne.com.

thats cool af https://t.co/8aV3p3J4CA

— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) March 1, 2021

A joke on a Netflix show, “Ginny and Georgia” upset Taylor Swift, and the pop star is calling Netflix sexist. In the season finale, title character Ginny quipped, “what you do care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.”

Its not a sexist joke its a Taylor Swift joke. You’re not every woman.

Read more at BBC

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess pic.twitter.com/2X0jEOXIWp

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) March 1, 2021

After Hammers hasty departure, all that was left behind was a roped up mannequin torso in a trash can. Some kind of practice dummy for sex games perhaps?

Carrot Top uses less props.

Read more at pagesix.

oh my god the people armie hammer hired to help him move out of his house in the middle of the night threw out the mannequin he practices bondage on with all the ropes still tied to it pic.twitter.com/nPOCDC23Fx

— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) March 2, 2021

This is my life’s work, this is all I care about, Seth Rogen said about weed.

We know. We’ve seen your movies.

Read more at The Blast.

Rap artist Saweetie got a lot of confusion when fans watched her dump a bunch of ranch on a plate of pasta.

Always knew Ranch on pizza was a slippery slope.

Read more at uproxx.com.

Y’all put ranch in your spaghetti? 🍝 pic.twitter.com/pUSRbY9fK2

— HĪPMAGAZINE.ORG 🥧 (@foodhip) March 1, 2021

If you’re keeping score this is baby #6 for the couple, but Alec’s 7th, which is why the caption on their fam photo says 7.

If you’re trying to be the next Duggar Family just say it.

Read more at pagesix.

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Some think CBS should postpone Oprah’s interview with Harry and Megan out of respect for Prince Philip’s current health situation.

Guess you guys haven’t seen the crown, otherwise you wouldn’t be taking for the guy.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

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Amazon had to redesign their newly designed phone icon for their app after too many people complained that the “package tape” looked like a Hitler mustache. Now there’s no more hitler mustache.

Is it just me or does the new logo look like Mussoulini?

Read more at complex.

Amazon changed its app logo because people said it looked too much like Hitler's mustache.

More: https://t.co/1wELFnMqKW pic.twitter.com/nIlD5GPlB8

— Complex (@Complex) March 2, 2021

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What, no Luke and Leia??

Read more at buzzfeed.

This is based on credits, because if it was based on difficulty Neckar that would be Fox News josrs defending Trump for four years.

Via digg.