Saturday February 27: Daily Links

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SATURDAY 2.27

NEWS STORIES

 

Griddy Sued for $1 Billion!!!

Texas Utility company Griddy is being sued for a billion dollars. The Houston resident who filed suit is alleging price gouging during the recent Texas storm and power outages after her electric bill jumped from $250 to almost $10,000.

Read more at gizmodo.

Guilfoyle Inspires Mememania After CPAC Appearance.

Kimberly Guilfoyle made quite an entrance at the Trump Centric CPAC events on Friday inspiring plenty of memes, and mayhem.

She’s one part greek goddess one part gargoyle.

CPAC Meme Alert 2: Golden Trump Statue Unveiled

A new golden statue of Donald Trump has Maga fans excited, and everyone else weirded out. The statue drew comparisons, of course, to the Golden Calf from The Ten Commandments, but also Mooby’s, Bobs Big Boy, Alfred E Newman, and Indiana Jones.

The best part- when you pull off his head it’s filled with chocolate chip cookies.

Read more at huffpost.

Shrimp Raider Pillaging Connecticut Supermarkets

A shrimp burglar has shoplifted thousands of dollars worth of pricey shrimp from several grocery stores in Connecticut. The suspect shoved 35 lbs of frozen shrimp into a bag before making a clean getaway in a taped up blue SUV.

Anyone check the whereabouts of George Costanza? #TheOceanCalled. #TheyreRunningOutOfShrimp.

Read more at nypost.

School Admin Resigns Over Kike Comment

Massachusetts school administrator Robert Hoey is out of a job. He had to step down after “accidentally” referring to “the jewish guy” as “the kike.”

He later said “I’m an Archie Bunker, OK?” and admitted that he does say crazy things. “I love when they say, “Black lives matter.’ I like to say, ‘How about Puerto Ricans? How about white guys? Do we matter?'”

Oh dude, not the old Archie Bunker defense. Archie Bunker has been dead for years. How are you still here?

Incidentally, saying “the jewish guy” isn’t a whole lot better.

Read more at boingboing.

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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Martha Stewart: PO Said No to SNL Show

Martha Stewart told Harpers Bazaar in an interview that her one big regret that came out of her arrest, was that she was asked to host Saturday Night Live, and her probation officer wouldn’t allow her to do it.

Oh that’s funny I thought your biggest regret was the old lady you shanked in the chow line.

Read more at people.com.

Ice Cube Steaming

Ice Cube Tweeted that he’s mad that Warner Brothers won’t let him make more sequels in the Friday franchise.

Sorry Cube, almost feels like somebody has to tell you to stop.

Read more at tmz.

No Shit: Charlie Sheen Regrets His Infamous #Winning Rants

Tiger blood is great, and everyone likes to be winning, but Sheen says he regrets his infamous behavior that traded a potential early retirement for a hashtag.

Could have been worse, you could have been Emilio Estevez.

Read more at Uproxx.

John Gotti’s Brother Pete Dead

Pete Gotti, brother to the infamous crime boss John Gotti, has died in prison at the age of 81. The man who once put a hit on Sammy the Bull died of natural causes.

Inmates once called him the Eric Trump of the family.

Read more at silive.com.

Is Lisa Rinna’s Daughter “blackfishing”?

Amelia Hamlin, the 19 year old daughter of Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna was accused of blackfishing on Instagram. “Blackfishing” refers to a person using makeup, tanning or photoshop to appear black, when they’re not. Hamlin says thats ridiculous, she just tans easy.

Come on, she’s not blackfishing. It’s obvious if she’s trying to pretend to be anythings, it’s a Kardashian. #kardashianfishing.

Read more at pagesix.

Known Jew Jeffrey Ross Defends Michael Che Joke

The roastmaster general says Michael Che’s joke about Israel was “hilarious” and since Ross is jewish, he must be right.

There it is. Che he will get a pass. So, Jeffrey, while we’re at it, what did you think of Robert Hoey’s joke?

Read more at TMZ.

Eric Andre Announces his new OnlyFans Account

Andre tried to announce his move to Only Fans with a very special video that Instagram promptly removed, which is why you’ll have to subscribe to his Only Fans. Get it?

One problem… who’s going to pay when we’ve already seen his dick?

Read more at cinemablend.

PageSix Looks Back on Ryan Seacrest’s Most Awkward Red Carpet Moments

Seacrest is out but let’s be honest, the red carpet is a cringe fest no matter who’s on it.

Read more at pagesix.

TRENDING

Flatcat: Perfect Pet? Or Creepy Robot that Will One Day Kill You in Your Sleep

On one hand you don’t have to feed it or change the litter box. On the other, that damn Boston Dynamics dog keeps chasing it up a tree.

Read more at gizmodo.

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Dog Entertains Himself On Icy Deck

Try doing that with a flat cat.

Woman Rips Off Panties, Puts Them On Her Face

A maskless woman in a supermarket handled a standoff when she whipped off her thong, and put it over her face.

When she did this, but had no idea there was pandemic. She just likes it.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Men’s Sperm Counts are Dropping

A new study says the future of human natural reproduction of the human race may be in jeopardy, bringing us closer to multiple sci fi dystopia scenarios.

Can someone just figure out a way to not need men for reproduction??

Life, uh, finds a way.

Read more at medium.com.

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