Sunday February 21: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at February 20, 2021

SUNDAY 2.21

NEWS STORIES

This Ferret Died Over 30 Years Ago But It's Not Dead Anymore!

Scientists have succeeded in cloning an endangered species. Elizabeth Anne is a clone of a ferret that died 33 years ago.

Ferrett Park. It’s the Jurassic Park of 2021.

Donnie Darko Scene Turned Reality

A jet engine caught fire scattering airplane debris all over a residential neighborhood in Colorado. Miraculously nobody was hurt.

Scary event for the folks in Coorado but not quite as scary as that guy in the rabbit suit rambling on about 28 days 6 hours 42min 12 seconds.

Ted Cruz Delivers One Case Of Water To Texans

Hoping to do damage control, Ted Cruz tweeted a picture of him carrying water with the #TexasStrong hashtag. But it was quickly pointed out that the parking lot was empty and that the Texas Senator only had one case of water. They would still hate Cruz if he showed up with a convoy of Poland Spring trucks.

SPORTS

Rookie Guard Makes Monster Dunk

Minnesota Timberwolves guard Anthony Edwards is the talk of the league after making an an insane dunk over Raptors forward Yuma Watanbe. Unfortunately, the T-Wolves still lost the game and remain one of the worst teams in the league. Let’s hope Watanbe got a pedicure to go with that facial.

NHL Tries to Kill Its Own Players with Bad Ice

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It’s time for the annual outdoor NHL game, set in Lake Tahoe. This year, unfortunately, it was the only place in the country lacking in ice and snow. The game between the Golden Knights and Avalanche had to be halted after holes in the ice proved hazardous to the players and the officials.

This would be like playing an NBA game on broken glass.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Why Did Letterman Suck on Jennifer Anniston’s Hair?

It’s the age of digging up offensive old videos and todays video of the day comes from David Letterman. Everyone is horrified as they watch him proceed to suck on Jennifer Anniston’s hair for reasons no one understands.

Coming to you via the 80’s. In 2021 it’s only the Late Night monologues that suck.

This jennifer aniston interview on David Letterman in 1998 is still disgusting to watch. pic.twitter.com/hEPT5jwVEZ

— chlo (@okayaniston) February 19, 2021

Pro Golfer Grossed Out About Giuliani’s Funny Story about her panties.

Pro golfer Michelle Wie West responded to Rudy Giuliani’s “funny story” about her panties he told on War Room Podcast. Rudy talked about playing in a tournament with her years ago, saying “she’s gorgeous and while putting she bends all the way over and her panties show.”

West responded “My putting stance six years ago was designed to improve my putting stats (I ended up winning the U.S. Open that year), NOT as an invitation to look up my skirt! What this person should have remembered from that day, was the fact that I shot 64 and beat every male golfer in the field leading our team to victory. I shudder thinking that he was smiling to my face and complimenting me on my game while objectifying me and referencing my ‘panties’ behind my back all day.”

Rudy, read the room. If you’ve lost Bannon you know you’ve gone too far. Can’t believe that bomb didn’t end with him sweating hair dye.

Kourtney Grams Her Own Instagram Lingerie Photoshoot

Since Kourtney Kardashian wasn’t invited to her sisters’ Kim, Kylie and Kendall’s lingerie photoshoot, she grammed her own panty party.

Whew, we though you accidentally posted your sext to Travis Barker!

VIRAL VIRAL

Polar Bear Is Loving Snow!?

Snow isn’t supposed to be unusual for a polar bear, but it is for “Blizzard” a polar bear who lives at a Zoo in Tacoma Washington.

He’s having the best time ever. This is so sweet until you remember that the other 360 days this year he was stuck in a hot snowless cage.

This polar bear had the best time in the snow! pic.twitter.com/0r58r0Tmnp

— People (@people) February 20, 2021

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Brits Still Don’t Love Harry & Megan

According to a new poll, 50% of Brits would rather change the channel than watch Oprah’s upcoming interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They rather watch Queen Elizabeth give the stink eye to Prince Andrew for 30 minutes on BBC Two.