Saturday January 30: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at January 30, 2021

SATURDAY 1.30

NEWS STORIES

A Piece of California Highway 1 Sunk Into the Ocean

During a big storm, a “slip out” claimed a big chunk of highway 1 in California.

If California falls into the oceans like the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this motel room will be standing until I pay my bill.

Congresswoman Has to Move her Office Away From MTG

Cori Bush is moving offices in the capitol for safety reasons after an incident with Majorie Taylor Greene.

Or we can just move Majorie… out of Congress .

Here's The Dude Who Started The GameStop Fiasco

YouTuber and r/WallStreetBets bro Roaring Kitty is just a Massachusets financial advisor. But he also was the one to start the biggest news story in America for the past week – the buying of GameSpot stock. Some heroes don’t wear capes, they just shitpost.

QAnon Head Apologizes To Anderson Cooper

A former QAnon follower spoke with Anderson Cooper and apologized to him for thinking he ate babies. Next up on this guy’s apology tour is Tom Hanks and the Clintons.

BLM Up For Nobel Peace Prize

Black Lives Matter has been nominated for The Nobel Peace Prize for addressing systemic racism in the U.S. and around the world. That sound you’re hearing is the heads of QAnon followers exploding.

SPORTS

Met Owner Said Personal Threats Forced Him Off Twitter

Steve Cohen said that ‘personal threats’ to his family led him to deleted his Twitter account. The Mets verbally sparred with followers after his hedge fund company reportedly invested 2.7 billion into Melvin Capital Management, which took major losses on GameStop stock. Cohen now plans to pump all of his money into the company that owns MLB: The Show 21.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

OJ Wants to Be a Role Model Now?

OJ Simpsons showed off a selfie of him getting a Covid Vaccine. He also urged others to get vaccinated.

OJ finally stabbed by a white lady.

Get your shot. I got mine!!! pic.twitter.com/hP1rDq5L7c

— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) January 29, 2021

Three Jeopardy Contestants Failed to Identify Dave Chappelle

The internet is angry after none of the three jeopardy contestants buzzed in to identify the famous comedian in a photo.

What a shock three middle aged white people don’t know the world’s most famous comic. Bet all three of them could pick him out of a lineup though.

Elon Musk and Grimes Cut Baby X Æ A-12’s Hair like a Viking

Grimes decided to cut her baby’s hair herself. It didn’t go as planned, at least it doesn’t look like it did.

Just don’t get him a Viking helmet. Bad optics.

Coachella 2021 Officially Canceled

Great so where are we supposed to wear all this fringe and feathers we bought over quarantine?!?

Nancy Sinatra Advice for Marriage

Nancy Sinatra has advice for everyone – don’t get married too young. Also, allow yourself to have an affair at least once in life. Finally, it helps to have a really famous dad.

VIRAL VIRAL

Watch This Crazy Dude Ride a Bike Down a Mountain

Still seems safer than Citibikes.

Via digg.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

What would these Former Presidents look Like in Present Day???

Why is it that even with a modern makeover does Jefferson seem like he’d still want to own slaves?

Modern Presidents

George Washington pic.twitter.com/CURJQB0kap

— Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) January 29, 2021