Tuesday January 26: Daily Links
TUESDAY 1.26
NEWS STORIES
Biden Restarting the Push for Harriet Tubman Twenty Twen Twenty
Biden is ready to push ahead with putting a likeness of Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill.
Trump had halted the plans while he was in office but to be fair he was very busy… building a wall I guess?
NEW: Biden administration just announced Underground Railroad hero Harriett Tubman will kick notorious racist Andrew Jackson's ass off the $20 bill.
How do you feel? pic.twitter.com/ynHoxR7r3w
— Chip Franklin InsideTheBeltway.com (@chipfranklin) January 25, 2021
Sleep Pods for Homeless
The German city Ulm has installed tiny sleep cabins to help prevent homeless who have nowhere else to go from experiencing subzero conditions. They are waterproof, secure and have solar panels that provide heating and are a little larger than a park bench.
What’s German for the world igloo?
Ulm in Germany provides sleeping pods for homeless: https://t.co/BId2dX0lBA
— Professor Amanda Vickery (@Amanda_Vickery) January 25, 2021
Trump Opens Up his Office of the Former President in Florida
Palm Beach County is now home to the office of the former President to manage his “correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance the interests of the U.S. & to carry on the agenda of the Trump Administration”
There he’ll be in good company for those looking to retire, play golf, and complain about immigrants.
Small Town Church in Minnesota is Somehow Whites Only
A small 800 member church- the AFA- practices a religion honoring the ethnicity of their Northern European ancestry. Translation white people. A resident of the town talked to the mail to give the inside story.
Well this sounds like a crew who really has a good grasp of the teachings of Christ…
The Reddit Gamestop Controversy Cost Traditional Investors $1.6 Billion
The Reddit bros over at r/WallStreetBets ended up costing all the hedge funds that short sold the Gamestop stock $1.6 billion in losses. In Reddit terms, that’s a shit load of tendies.
Scientists Think This Is What A Baby T-Rex Looked Like
Scientists have found T-Rex embryos for the first time and believe they’ve recreated what they looked like when they first hatched. They came out about the size of a border collie and now the next Jurassic Park will only feature baby dinosaurs because who wouldn’t buy that toy.
First baby tyrannosaur fossils discovered in Alberta, Montana https://t.co/LbAkfL36Vz pic.twitter.com/wN6VS8x7do
— CBC Edmonton (@CBCEdmonton) January 26, 2021
SPORTS
BBWA Expected Not To Induct Anyone Into The Baseball Hall Of Fame This Year
It’s widely expected that for the first time in 8 years, the BBWA will not induct anyone into the Baseball Hall Of Fame. Curt Schilling had the best shot of getting in, but has reportedly hurt his chances with his far right wing statements. If they changed the name to The Hall Of Assholes, Schilling would be a lock.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Updated Disney Jungle Cruise Will Stay Corny But Eliminate Racist Elements
Disney’s Jungle Cruise needs to get woke, and changes are coming. No the bad jokes won’t get better, but the plan is to make the ride less raciset. Components of the ride on the chopping block include a spear waiving war party, a dark skinned character named Trader Sam who trades severed heads, and a scene where a group being attacked by a rhinoceros shows a white traveler safely atop a tree while native are at risk down below.
Is there a joke for this that won’t come off as racist?
Fake Tiger King Running Around Vegas
A Joe Exotic look alike has been spotted living it up in Vegas leaving many believing that the real Tiger King was secretly pardoned. Vegas Joe is a fake who was hired to impersonate the star of Tiger King for a vegas show.
Do we really need a fake tiger king? This guy belongs in fake jail.
Vegas Joe's Wild Look https://t.co/tYIV2HHBtF
— TMZ (@TMZ) January 26, 2021
Elizabeth Hurley Looking like Hot Fire While Wearing only Her Fur Coat in the Snow
Isn’t that how you catch a chest cold?
My Pillow CEO Permanently Suspended From Twitter
Twitter has permanently suspended My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell for violating its policy on election misinformation. Lindell has continued to make unfounded claims of widespread voter fraud in the presidential election. If he signs up to Lips, he can rant about the election and pick up women at the same time.
John Boyega Compares Star Wars To Jail
John Boyega said that acting in a franchise film series was like being in a ‘luxury jail’ The Star Wars star said that being locked into playing one character for many years can ‘starve other muscles’. It also kept Boyega from being a starving actor.
”Was
In a recently resurfaced 2017 interview with Andy Cohen, Armie Hammer implied that he was fired from the show Gossip Girl in 2008 because ‘it was a tough show to film.’ Hammer constantly complained about the lack of meat in the food spread.
NYT Puts Out A Doc About Britney's Conservatorship
The New York Times has put out a doc on the state of Britney Spears’s conservatorship. This will be the first time Zoomers have heard of the Times so this is great for them.
Shia Labeouf Didn't Want His Ex Girlfriend Making Eye Contact WIth Men
FKA Twigs, Shia Labeuf’s ex, is saying that he forbade her from making eye contact with other men while they were dating. Shia should be the next bachelor on a sight impaired dating show called Blinded By Love.
Kellyanne Conway May Have Posted A Topless Picture Of Her Daughter Online
Overnight, Kellyanne Conway allegedly posted a topless photo of her 16 year old daughter on Fleets, Twitter’s version of Instagram Stories. Some are saying she did this to get back at her daughter for all the video’s she posted in recent months. Kellyanne’s Tik Tok handle is UnderageBreasts420.
To those who want to actually help Claudia Conway after her mom (Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s former aide) posted her underage daughter’s nudes to Fleets, fill out a report on the NCMEC CyberTipline.
CPS refused to help her.#HelpClaudia pic.twitter.com/ZhvJwBZWKu— sassyzeni (@sassyzeni) January 26, 2021
TRENDING
Arby's Is Eating Shit On Twitter
A Twitter user made a video mocking out Arby’s saying no one eats there and now Arby’s is trending because face it, no one really eats at Arby’s.
How Arby’s delivery be 🤣💀😭 pic.twitter.com/LNv8cMpQWa
— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) January 25, 2021
VIRAL VIRAL
Two Dudes Help Older Lady Try Skateboarding
Silver haired lady has a blast riding on a skateboard for the first time with the assistance of two young boarders.
In another four years she’ll be the same age as Tony Hawk.
Two young skaters help an older woman skateboard for the first time and she’s stoked from r/aww
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Survey Says Australians Get Drunk 31 Times a Year
A study that asked 10,000 Austrialians how many times a year they get drunk, came up with the answer of 31. England and Scotland are the only countries that ranked higher with an average of 33 times a year.
Interesting. Would have guessed 31 times a month.
The Big Brains At The Ringer Think They Have The Definitive List Of The 50 Best Cult Movies
The Ringer’s cobbled together a list of what they’re saying of the 50 essential cult movies. If there isn’t a QAnon movie on here we know they’re part of the Deep State.
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