Meet the Stripper Who Won Prince Harry’s Heart

It’s 32 year old Carrie Reichart, and she’s talking all sorts of shit about Harry. Looks like they made out for about 15 minutes, but eventually stopped due to his drunkenness, she’s calling it a “drunken fumble”. Here it is in her words:

“We kissed, he was naked at the time, and pretty open. It was a drunken fumble. It wasn’t romantic, just fun.

“He was a gentleman, but he was so wasted. The alcohol affected him. I was there for 15 to 20 minutes.”

Prince Whiskey Dick sure looks like an asshole right now. He’s certainly besmirched the good name of the royal family, and the way this is going it’ll eventually come out they shot snuff porn in that hotel room as well.

Read more at mirror.co.uk.