Yeah I know when you think of Bill Gates, you think Software Geek. Did you know that Bill and his wife, Melinda, own 242,000 acres of farmland?

What are they growing nerd corn ?

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The NRA told us that they would be coming for our guns. They never mentioned that the “they would be loaf officers.”

Bang Bang.

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Fox News how a hell of a run. They ruled the roost longer than the New England Patriots. No more.

They are in their Cam Newton era.

Read more at mediaite.com.

Trump plans to leave Washington just before Biden’s Inauguration, and he’s requested a real big send off, including military, red carpets, and a 21 gun salute.

Anyway we can pull of a North Korean style military parade?? It’s kind of Trump’s dream.

Read more at abcnews.go.com.

Mike Lindell visted Trump at the White House today and brought along some notes of suggestions, including one to use ‘Martial Law if Necessary’

Hey thanks for the military advice but maybe you could stick to suggestions on spinal alignment and memory foam?

Read more at independent.co.uk.

The DC cop who was getting crushed by the mob spoke out giving insight as to why police weren’t shooting – they felt they were outgunned and would have lost a firefight. THey apparently had been seizing guns all day from the people who attended the Trump rally. The 25k National Guardsmen in DC this week should help to even the odds a little.

Read more at dailymail.

Some have said that they thing bullhorn lady who was at the capitol riots looks a lot like Colorado Rep Lauren Boebert’s Mother.

Well that’s hard to imagine considering she raised such a lovely daughter.

Read more at ibtimes.

Uhh we’re just overlooking the fact #Bullhornlady resembles domestic terrorist @laurenboebert’s mom? The plot thickens. #BoebertIsATraitor pic.twitter.com/SmTnXr94Yl

— Nicholas L. (@CorgiWagsTail) January 15, 2021

Full body back pic of #Bullhornlady As well as facebook pics from 2020 pic.twitter.com/SAXZPXlXlD

— Nicholas L. (@CorgiWagsTail) January 15, 2021

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During a Wisconsin GOP rally, Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother got a standing ovation. Meanwhile, Kyle can’t even piss while standing up let along get an ovation for doing so.

Read more at newsweek.com.

The Philly Inquirer has done a deep dive on the Eagles, Doug Pederson and the shitty play of Carson Wentz. Can’t wait for the 30 For 30.

Read more at inquirer.com.

David Fincher gets it. Paul Thomas Anderson had just lost his father to cancer and ‘Fight Club’ has a guy
just hanging out in cancer groups who is healthy. Fincher doesn’t hold Anderson’s feelings against him.

Third Rule of Fight Club. Forgiveness.

Read more at yahoo.

Dear god please bring back live performance for our artists, they can handle the down time.

Read more at jezebel.com.

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Once you listen to this you’ll definitely agree none of these people intended to do harm to anyone at the Capitol. Or not.

Via reddit.com.

New clip: Bloodthirsty MAGA lynch mob chants a bunch of incoherent death threats and insane conspiracy theories from r/InterestingVideoClips

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