Saturday January 9: Daily Links

SATURDAY 1.9


NEWS STORIES

 



Guess Who's Banned From Twitter Forever

Well Trump has been banned for for good because Twitter believes future attacks are being planned. Back to AOL chatrooms!

He’s on as Fuckkwadd6969.

Read more at cnet.


This 39 Minute Long Video Shows The Entire Storming Of The Capitol

Someone edited together all the various videos that came out from the storming of the Capitol building this week into one coherent timeline. You can now watch one of the darkest moments in American history in less time than it takes to catch the first episode of Queen’s Gambit. Great.



SPORTS



LeBron James: Another Guy Punch

LeBron James said “If those were my kind storming the Capitol, what would have been the outcome? And, I think we all know.”

LeBron we hear you but as always we are not listening ” said White America.

Read more at tmz.


Everyone Breath A Sigh Of Relief...Romo WILL Be Calling The Saints/Bears Game

Due to Covid protocol’s Tony Romo will be calling the Saints/Bears game today remotely. He’ll be in Dallas and Nantz will be in New Orleans. Nantz must be furious considering how much less he’s paid than Romo. He’ll be bringing this up in his yearly review.


The Washington Football Team Is Probably Not Starting Alex Smith

Alex Smith’s calf is still not fully healed so the Washington Football Team is probably starting Taylor Heinicke tonight. This says a lot about the current state of their franchise that it’s worse to start Heinicke than a guy with one working leg.



ENTERTAINMENT



Gayle King Interviews Woman Who Attacked Black Teenager

That woman who thought a black kid stole her phone had a conversation with Gayle King about why she behaved how she behaved.

Aaaand she sucks as bad as you thought she would.

Cool hat, maybe “Daddy” can buy off some of this bad press.


Tracy Chapman Gets $450k from Nicki Minaj

The lawsuit between Tracy Chapman and Nicki Minaj over a sampled song has been settled. Chapman will collect a nice half mil.

Thanks Nicki, now Tracy is about to get herself a fast car too.

Read more at variety.com.



GOING VIRAL



See MAGAs Harassing Lindsey Graham at Airport

Lindsey Graham is Machiavelli if Machiavelli was much dumber about being devious

You jumped off the Trump train and got on a Trump plane.


Baltimore Mayor Goes Viral

This “Shorty, pull your mask up” Press Conference has everyone talking.

When does the album drop??



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Fifty-seven Percent of Americans Want Trump Removed Now

Well has a America finally had enough and wants to cancel the reality show right before the finale ?

Didn’t deep fake apology Trump ease your concerns ?

Read more at trust.com.



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