Thursday January 7: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 12.23


NEWS STORIES

 



Buzzfeed's Amazing Pics Of the Seize Of The Capitol

In case you didn’t watch the fall of the US government, Buzzfeed has a bunch of pictures that should freak you
out.

Hope you don’t see a cousin in there.

Read more at buzzfeednews.com.


Dan Crenshaw Suddenly Against Violence

Dan Crenshaw tweeted stop the bullshit and wanted Trump to go to the Capitol with a bullhorn.

He was applauded on social media

Did he forget this bullshit?

Read more at uproxx.com.


Trump’s Twitter and Facebook Temporarily Locked Down

Please don’t tempt him to start a Tiktok. We’ve suffered enough.

Read more at cnn.


What did World Leader’s Have to Say About the Siege on the Capitol Building

Hopefully this doesn’t look too embarrassing. Should we remind them that we’ve made some good movies and cheeseburgers, so we have that going for us?


Horned Helmet Guy Identified

The guy wearing a horned helmet and painted face while sitting in the U.S Senate has been identified as QAnon supporter Jake Angeli, or Q Shaman. He better summon the legal gods to keep him out of federal prison.

Read more at nypost.


Trump Assures Us All That Will Be An Orderly Transition Of Power

Welp, Trump finally has let everyone know that there will be a smooth transition of power from his administration to Biden’s. All it took was a death and the most insane shit anyone’s ever seen to happen in modern American history.

Read more at cnn.com.


Strip Clubs And Karaoke Bars Are The New Speakeasys

A speakeasy in 2021 is now a hookah bar, a strip club or a karaoke spot that lets people enjoy themselves maskless. This is really bringing shame upon the term speakeasy.

Read more at dnyuz.com.


Children's Show In Denmark Features Man With Giant Out Of Control Penis

A children’s show in Denmark stars a character with the worlds longest penis that allows him to “perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.” It’s the lead in to Spongebob Prophylactic.

Read more theguardian.com.



SPORTS



Josh Allen Made You Haters Look Like Dopes

Everyone laughed at the Buffalo Bills and their QB? Now who is laughing? Well still you. You
are laughing that the Bills will lose in the playoffs or Super Bowl.

Please don’t let them hear you.

Read more at espn.com.


Celtics and Heat Kneel Before Game and Release Statement

So we can definitely put to rest now that kneeling is somehow an offensive form of protest, right?

Read more at thr.com.


Sean Payton Had A Plan On How To Pack 50,000 Saints Fans For COVID Free Playoff Game

Sean Payton floated out a plan that would’ve quarantined 50,000 people in hotels, test them everyday, and bus them directly into the Superdome for Sunday’s playoff game. Instead, the league pushed a plan to see Payton completely lost his mind.

Read more at tmz.



ENTERTAINMENT



SAG Awards Bummed Grammys Moved To Their Day

The SAG had a nice seat picked out at the lunch table in the school cafeteria when the Grammy bullies yanked their chair away, no one should get an award for 2020.

Read more at tvline.com.


Lauryn Hill Says No One Ever Asked Her To Make A 2nd Album

Lauryn Hill claims that she never made another album because her label never offered her help to make another one. Tommy Mottola would’ve changed your kids diapers if it meant getting another album out.

Read more at people.com.


John Fogerty Releases Politically Charged Single

John Fogerty released a new ballad, ‘Weeping In The Promising Land’, which addresses the government’s response to the pandemic, and the BLM protests. He’s still ain’t no fortunate son.

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/9507695/john-fogerty-weeping-in-the-promised-land-song-video/


more stories coming soon

everything



GOING VIRAL



Woman Gives Us Great Reason As To Why She Ran Up Into The Capitol

When she puts it like that, kinda makes you see their side, right?


Anti-Masker Makes Really Great Point As To Why Masks Are Bad

Inside Edition caught up with some anti maskers who just want to shop mask free. Jump to 2:26 in the video to see why masks really are bad. Maybe this lady should run for local government, she has lots of good ideas.

Via digg.


Protestor Puts It All In Perspective

Look people of America – this kid got a paper cut while storming the Capitol and that could be your kid next time.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Study Says People Who Travel More Are Happier

A researcher found that “people who regularly take trips of at least 75 miles from their home are about seven percent happier than respondents who rarely travel.” This must mean truckers are the happiest people on the planet.

Read more at studyfinds.org.



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