She may look tiny and borderline frail but Nancy Pelosi is tough as nails and once again controls
congress.

Heard she has a freezer filled with fancy ice cream.

Read more at politico.com.

A Harvard Professor thinks alien space trash went through our Solar System

Hollywood movies have introduced us to all kinds
of aliens. Some are nice and some very cruel

This is our first alien litterbug.

Read more at nypost.com.

Say what you want about the VP elect Kamala Harris but we can agree on this. Not a fan of the porn. A tad
prude.

Could we get reluctant milf?

Read more at thedailybeast.com.

Tape Acquired by the Washington Post catches Trump urging Brad Raffensperger, the Georgia secretary of state, to “find” 11,780 votes. Although Raffensperger says it would be false, Trump keeps pushing.

Sometimes you sell the gimmick so long you may actually believe your own story.

Read more at washingtonpost.com.

A British judge has ruled not to allow Julian Assange to be extradited to the United States due to fears of what imprisonment there would do to his mental health.

Read more at apnews.com.

Jack Ma, the Chinese businessman worth $58 billion and the founder of online store Alibaba, has not been seen in two months after criticizing the Chinese government. No one seems to know where he is. To put this in perspective, this is like if the US Government got sick of Elon Musks’s idiotic twitter and put him in a hole somewhere.

Read more at businessinsider.com.

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Now that the regular season is over, the NFL Playoff picture has come into focus, this is the schedule for next weekend’s games:

Saturday, January 9
(7) Colts at (2) Bills, 1:05 p.m. ET (CBS)
(6) Rams at (3) Seahawks, 4:40 p.m. ET (Fox)
(5) Buccaneers at (4) Washington, 8:15 p.m. ET (NBC)

Sunday, January 10
(5) Ravens at (4) Titans, 1:05 p.m. ET (ABC)
(7) Bears at (2) Saints, 4:40 p.m. ET (CBS/Nickelodeon/Amazon Prime)
(6) Browns at (3) Steelers, 8:15 p.m. ET (NBC)

Green Bay and Kansas City both have bye’s so they’ll be playing the following week. This weekend they can just drink and watch game tape like normal people.

Read more at cbssports.com.

“There are some things in life you just don’t want to face. Number one, I don’t want to go fishing with Jimmy Johnson, and Jimmy Johnson takes his shirt off. I don’t want to see Howie, when Howie and Michael used to juice, take those steroids.”

Our Terry Bradshaw is a fun Uncle. Kind of America’s drunk uncle. But one thing in sports crosses the joke line. Juice.

Stalking or grooming is more acceptable TB.

Read more at sportscasting.com.

Recently ousted Congressman Max Rose announced that he will not be running for Mayor of New York City. Pair up with Pete Rose for the political sports talk show, The War Of The Roses.

Read more at nypost.com.

LaGrange County, Indiana has repealed a 50 year old ‘anti-hippie ordinance’ that banned Woodstock-like events from happening in their town. Also off the books: a ban of the wearing of hot pants.

Read more at apnews.

It appears that Hollywood’s Diner 101 Coffee Shop, known for a scene in the movie ‘Swingers’, is closing down, permanently.

This diner was so money and didn’t even know it.

Read more at radio.com.

Ah I am so sad to hear about the 101 Coffee Shop, a constant for all the years I’ve been in Los Angeles, no matter what neighborhood I lived in. The most comfortable place with the greatest staff. Farewell to a legend. pic.twitter.com/unvNU1gLAF

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 3, 2021

There’s no information yet on what a movie about Rubick’s Cube would be about, other than that its in the works.

We’d say this would never work but we also binged a show about chess so what do we know!

https://variety.com/2021/film/global/rubiks-cube-hyde-park-endeavor-1234877932/

In his new memoir, Look Again, photographer David Bailey calls Elizabeth Taylor ‘a kleptomaniac’, claims Mick Jagger is ‘mean with money’ and said that Mother Teresa was ‘a tough old bitch’. Bailey adds that his first impression of now ex-wife Catherine Deneuve was that she was a ‘bit on the fat side.’ Wait until you read the celebs he dislikes!

Read more at pagesix.

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An Australian surfer who was enjoying the beach in Hawaii was able to save a girl who was sucked away by a riptide. He captioned his Instagram post of the save with “Hold my beer” but being Australian he would have just chugged it before saving the day.

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Hey 90’s kids – time to feel old as fuck. This dudes wife brought in her husband’s Magic: The Gathering cards to Antique Roadshow and they ended up being worth over $100k. Call up your mom and yell at her for throwing your old Magic cards away.

Via digg.

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