Thursday December 31: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 12.23
NEWS STORIES
Food and Wine Says it’s Time to Put to Rest The Customer is Always Right
Nope. They’re not always right. Many times they’re just assholes who take out their shitty day on someone who’s trying to help them.
We Have 180 Days Until The Pentagon Has to Disclose What They Know About UFOs
A provision in the Covid-19 bill also states that the Pentagon needs to disclose what they know about UFO’s in the next 180 days. Finally something good to come from Covid.
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SPORTS
Was Donovan McNabb a Puking Drunk For His Super Bowl?
Terrell Owens brought the dish on McNabb. He was out drinking before their Super Bowl game against the Patriots
and that’s why he threw up on the field.
Chatter box. Remind me not to do coke with T.O.
Johnny Football Joins Some Dog Shit Leaguen
Johnny Manziel is joining a startup league called Fan Controlled Football. They will have 7 on 7 games and fans control rosters and call plays. Always two sides to Johnny Football debate.
Did he lose it or never have it.
Cuomo's Gonna Allow 6700 Fans Into Bills Stadium For Playoffs
Governor Cuomo is about to let 6700 Bills fans into their stadium to watch them in the playoffs this NFL postseason. This should really please the restaurant owners of NYC very pleased.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1344373493488562177
ENTERTAINMENT
Harry Styles Fans vs Fox News Host Raymond Arroyo
Fox News Host Raymond Arroyo called out Harry Styles for being a gender fluid fashion plate. “Harry Styles, please stick to Armani menswear or at least pants,” said Arroyo. “The gender bending wardrobe is not edgy or artistic. You look ridiculous and you’re not breaking any new ground.David Bowie did this decades before you were even conceived. And the pearls were a really bad look.”
Raymond Arroyo you know we’re not happy about Bowie either. Calm down Butch.
We Lost Dawn Wells, Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island to Covid
Damn 2020 to the lowest level of hell. Dawn Wells was Gilligan’s girl next store and a first batch for young boys in the 1960s
Only Ginger lives and we better keep an eye on her.
Dr. Drew Has Covid
Dr. Drew was the first viral covid denier, and now he’s got the virus.
Guess your not a top priority healthcare worker who can get the vaccine early if you’re just a TV doctor with bad advice.
Gandalf Got The Vaccine
Sir Ian McKellen has been given the Covid-19 vaccine so now the peoples of Middle Earth can rest easy they will be protected forever by Gandalf the Grey.
Macca Does A Little Dance To Celebrate Another #1 Album
To celebrate his new album debuting at #1 in the U.S and Britain, Paul McCartney posted a video of him dancing in a yoga outfit to celebrate his latest album, McCartney III debuting at #1 in the U.S. and Britain. Sir Paul will do the Moonwalk if it goes platinum.
That feeling when your album goes to Number One on the US @billboard Top Album Sales Chart! #McCartneyIII pic.twitter.com/gXI3QNc4bb
— Paul McCartney (@PaulMcCartney) December 28, 2020
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GOING VIRAL
2020 Gets An Honest Trailer
Is it Bad Form to Ghost Your Group Chat??
Instead, just text really annoying GIFs that don’t make sense with the conversation. Eventually they’ll hate you and start a new chat without you!
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
What Were the Worst 2020 Predictions??
Politico gathered all the prognostications that never came true- like Covid would just disappear, and Kanye would railroad the election.
It’s time to admit none of us had jack shit on our 2020 bingo cards.
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