“Memories
Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were”

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Murdoch, no longer finding Trump useful, acts accordingly. pic.twitter.com/MHjpxziavt

— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) December 28, 2020

Ghislaine Maxwell has been denied bail by a judge, yet again.

What about Ghislaine Maxwell, illusive woman with powerful international connections who was unfindable for a year, screams flight risk??

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The World Health Organization said that because of overuse of drugs and antibiotics and lack of medical services for STDs has led a more powerful strain of gonorrhea to spread around the world. It also explains why Trojans stock skyrocketed last week.

Read more at tmz.

He was a first round draft choice in 2019, a starting QB in 2020 and now back out on the street. Let it go, Jake. It’s Washington

At least Washington has a QB with a leg to stand on.

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It takes a big man to admit that the blame belongs on others. His brother also needs to stop being better than him.

JJ does best in a hurricane.

THIS is why we love @JJWatt

📹: Houston Texans pic.twitter.com/lXQzowheFq

— Joe Gleason (@joeagleason) December 27, 2020

Good news Jets fans: The team’s won two straight games after a 13-game losing streak. The bad news: They officially lost the No 1 draft spot to Jacksonville, who’s expected to take highly touted prospect, Trevor Lawrence. Even Lions fans are laughing at the Jets.

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So just like the real world, the late 90s and aughts were pretty forgettable.

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Hope you learned your lesson, Aunt Becky. Give up on your kids and let them disappoint you like the rest of us.

Read more at apnews.

In a new interview with The Sunday Times, video game entrepreneur Richard Garriott revealed that he was able to smuggle the ashes of Star Trek actor James Doohan aboard the International Space Station in 2008. Doohan, who passed away in 2005, played chief engineer Scotty and always wanted to get aboard the ISS. William Shatner is lobbying NASA to have his version of ‘Common People’ to be part of the first mission to Mars.

Read more at deadline.

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A Kentucky man, dressed like Eddie from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, used a flamethrower to clear snow and ice from his driveway. Yeah, it’s all fun and games until he sets the entire block on fire.

Twitter Debates: What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that nice?

Put on you’re best, we’re going to the Cheesecake Factory!

What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that nice?…

— John Crist (@johnbcrist) December 27, 2020

Tom Hanks may have made more watchable films than any living actor. Be prepared to be enraged by this list since all lists enrage you.

Let’s just say “Thanks Hanks”.

Read more at vulture.com.