Saturday December 26: Daily Links

SATURDAY 12.26


NEWS STORIES

 



Watch The RV Blow up in Nashville

Something strange is going on in Nashville. First Nate Bargatze’s mural and now a truck exploded.

Wanna know where Lois J Gomez was.

Read more at tmz.


Party Monster Dies

Well if you are a party monster so strong that going out with a heroin overdose does seem fitting.

Too bad his name wasn’t moderate monster.

Read more at thesun.


The Squad Is Going in on Trump's 2000 Stimulus

The crazy year is crazier each day. The Republicans ignoring Trump while the socialist squad is finding common
ground with the deposed King.

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Read more at foxnews.com.


Biggest Vegas Slot Machine Win In 8 Years Happened On Christmas Eve

A man identified as Kevin won 15 million dollars playing the slot machine at Suncoast Casino in Vegas. He spend only $40 before scoring the biggest slots win in 8 years. Unfortunately, all of the best hookers and coke dealers took off for the holidays.

Read more at foxnews.



SPORTS



An NFL Hair Cut So Bad He Was Put on Injury List

No one thinks that football teams are funny but this is. Also it works because it’s really the worst haircut ever.

Make him play without a helmet.

Read more at espn.


The 2020 Heisman Trophy Finalists

Well it’s that time of year when we find out who the four college players are who could win the Heisman Trophy?

Paul John George or Ringo?

Read more at cnn.com.


Girlfriend Of Paralympian Confesses To Farting On Him While Spooning

Chantelle Otten, the girlfriend of Australian Paralympian Dylan Alcott, revealed that the first time they slept together, she farted on him while they were spooning. Otten is a sex therapist that encourages open discussions about sexuality and disabilities. Her office is going to get crushed with dudes who are conflicted about loving Cleveland Steamers.

Read more at news.com.au.



ENTERTAINMENT




Bowie's Kid Gets a Present From Him

“Will you stay in our lovers’ story?
If you stay you won’t be sorry
‘Cause we believe in you
Soon you’ll grow, so take a chance
With a couple of kooks hung up on romancing ”

Read more at ultimateclassicrock.com.

Pat Sajack Called This the 3 Most Boring Minutes in TV

Well it took Alec Trebeck to die before America realized how much they hate Pat Sajack. So what is “the 3 Most Boring Minutes in TV”?

Jimmy Fallon’s monologue?

Read more at nypost.com.


Amy Schumer Keeps The Gag Going

Well the internet was outraged for some reason when Amy Schumer did the first part of this joke. So Amy doubled down.

Hope it’s a trilogy.


Shia LaBeouf Needs Longterm, Inpatient Treatment

Shia LaBeouf’s days as a public wreck are coming to an end. His lawyer claims he needs some long term treatment and Shia agrees.

He needs to be Mulaneyed.

Read more at tmz.


The Crown Made This Jacket Popular

Well you will never have the money the gang on The Crown has but you can wear the jacket

This wasn’t the one Diana was wearing, was it?

Read more at theguardian.com.


All I Want for Christmas is You Sets One Day Record on Spotify

Mariah Carey and her little classic “All I Want for Christmas is You,” were streamed over 17 million times to set a one day Spotify record.

Tomorrow will be zero.

Read more at tmz.


Aaron Sorkin not as Good as Aaron Sorkin Thinks He is

Vice lights up the man who rewrites history in the way Sorkin thinks it actually happened.

Now who can’t handle the truth.

Read more at vice.com.



GOING VIRAL



Mom Screams at Cops While Kid Gets Busted

So the cops are videoing the mom while the mom is videoing the cops while the kid is getting busted.

Jesus this is like playing Mousetrap.

Read more at tmz.


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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Why Do Writers Drink!?

Some of the best writers of all time as fall down drunks

The Atlantic asked why.

Spoiler Alert They dont have to be at work in the morning.

Read more at theatlantic.



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