Well Covid finally broke into a new market. The first infections were reported after 36 Chileans fell ill at a research base.

One day it will be gone. Like magic.

Read more at theguardian.com.

As temperatures drop in Florida, The National Weather Service is warning residents to watch out for failing iguanas. The iguanas use trees to rest at night, but stiffen up and fall to the ground if temperatures go below 50 degrees. Officials are also urging people to leave them alone once they hit the ground, for they will scratch and bite once they thaw out. Later for zombies, beware of the iguana apocalypse!

Read more at wfla.com.

Apple is moving forward with plans to have a self driving, electric car on the road by 2024. Siri will be equipped to curse out slow drivers.

Read more at nypost.

McDonald’s outlets in China have rolled out a burger featuring two slices of Spam, crushed Oreo cookies and topped with mayo. It also comes with a complimentary antacid to help fight off sour stomachs.

Read more at apnews.com.

McDonalds China is introducing a new Oreo x Spam burger on December 21. There will be 400,000 produced and sold.

(Look, I saw this so you have to see it too. Sorry, that's how it works). pic.twitter.com/QCiog64wAY

— Daniel Ahmad (@ZhugeEX) December 18, 2020

Consider this a Thai Royal Fappening…

Trump was furious to find out that in Thailand you’re allowed to have an OFFICIAL mistress.

Read more at digg.

Is Chris Christie Considering a Presidential Run in 2024???

Agh ha! This is exactly what Don Jr. warned us about! Just wished he had warned us how bad bridge traffic will be in 4 years.

Read more at nypost.com.

The Roaring 20s took place after the Spanish Flu in 1918. A Yale Professor thinks we are heading to wild
parties and open sex when this is over.

Hasn’t it been like that since the 60s?

Read more at nypost.

A two team $100 moneyline parlay of the Jets and Bengals to win this past NFL week woulda netted you nearly $13k. Unfortunately, no one could have possibly gotten drunk enough to put that bet in before 1pm last Sunday.

FYI: A $100 parlay on the Jets and Bengals moneyline would've had a potential payout of $12,687.50

— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) December 22, 2020

Sean Penn startled Morning Joe viewers by appearing with an uncombed head of hair. Penn was promoting CORE, a non profit that provides free COVID tests around Los Angeles. Viewers are wondering if the two-time Oscar winner had just woken up or was trying to recreate the van scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Read more at hollywoodlife.com.

The pandemic has really done a number on Sean Penn pic.twitter.com/PS11FUg2xY

— Mangoman (@69mangoman) December 22, 2020

Survivor’s favorite heel is back in the news. Seems Jonny Fairplay allegedly stole from his grandmother. Yes the same one he claimed was dead when he did Survivor.

Great mug shot. Welcome back Johnny.

Read more at TMZ.

'Survivor' Villain Jonny Fairplay Arrested for Larceny https://t.co/Ppg3AwxrDz

— TMZ (@TMZ) December 22, 2020

A Twitter poll is not scientific and should be forgotten the next day. Yet Chris Pratt has a comeback after losing to the other Chris guys from MCU. “I do have them in body-fat content, though. So I am more buoyant. Take that, gang.”

You stink.

Read more at toofab.

Well looks like 700 Club guru is done following DJT into thinking the election was rigged and can be overturned.

Wait isn’t God in a ‘Alternate Reality’ ?

Read more at The Hill

Snoop Dogg’s Casa Verde Capital is heading to $100 million and looks to go higher .

You should see his crack investments.

Read more at yahoo.com.

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The worst thing about Zoom is that you can not leave with any grace or dignity. This dude fixed that and Shark Tank better recognize.

‘How about an escape button from 2020’ said every hack.

Read more at theverge.com.

I always awkwardly struggle to get to the end call button on video calls. So I made this pic.twitter.com/4z4zsxNkeQ

— Brian Moore (@lanewinfield) December 16, 2020

Toy Story, Monsters Inc, The Incredibles, or Finding Nemo?

Just a reminder: Twitter is the social media platform adults use.

pixar movies…one gotta go. pic.twitter.com/Y7UinsGtK0

— lu (@criztnayang) December 21, 2020

Don’t bother reading a bunch of different best tv show lists for 2020, Digg’s done the hard work and figured out the consensus. Now you can save time and only have to ask “Why the hell isn’t Queen’s Gambit higher” once.

Via digg.

With total American deaths topping 3 million in 2020, this is officially the deadliest year in the country’s history, mainly due to the coronavirus. Or if you believe that’s a hoax, attribute it to whatever you’d like because you’re a crazy person.

Read more at apnews.com.

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