Sunday December 13: Daily Links
SUNDAY 12.13
NEWS STORIES
Moronic WSJ Article Suggest Dr. Jill Biden Should Drop the Title Dr.
Hey Joseph Epstein, here’s a suggestion: drop your first name for Jeffery.
John F. Kennedy, Jr Will Be Here July Fourth
QAnon thinks John John is a alive and well and living in Pittsburgh. Or Frackville. Anyway he loves Trump and will be outing himself on July 4th.
Hope he wears that short suit.
Mellissa Carone Wearing a Hot Mellissa Carone Shirt
Some people think Mellissa Carone’s celebrity is at 14 minutes 50 seconds but then why does she have her own shirt ?
Do you have your own shirt? Do you ?
WATCH: Giuliani Witness Mellissa Carone is Interviewed on Street at Trump March While Wearing Mellissa Carone Shirt https://t.co/GJQotoTeee
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) December 12, 2020
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SPORTS
Here's Some Perspective On How Badly The Cowboys Have Fallen
This is all you need to know about the Cowboys slow descent into obscurity and ineffectiveness. It’s time to sell the team, Jerry.
In the 25 seasons from 1971 through 1995, the Cowboys had 13 NFC Championship appearances, seven Super Bowl berths, five Super Bowl wins.
In the 25 seasons from 1996 through 2000, the Cowboys have had zero NFC Championship appearances.— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) December 12, 2020
Watch This Shit Show Last Play Of The Ball State Game
The TD doesn’t stick at the end but this sure was fun to watch a living breathing dumpster fire of lateral passes.
ENTERTAINMENT
Miranda July Releases Erotic New Short Film
The new short is based on David Hockney’s painting ‘Nicholas Canyon’
A sexy movie based on a Hockney and it doesn’t have a swimming pool??
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GOING VIRAL
Michael Flynn’s Sister Gives a Bizarre and Lyrically Questionable Performance of God Bless America
No one could justify a pardon of this performance.
She’ll be great on next season of The Masked Singer
she vaguely knows the lyrics. pic.twitter.com/vQWCFZFmQi
— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 12, 2020
British Commercial Shows Santa All Messed Up After Getting Covid
A commercial airing in Britain got a ton of backlash that showed Santa Claus recovering from Covid. Maybe if he made all of his elves fucking wear masks he wouldn’t be in this situation.
ENOUGH! Santa’s life saved by the NHS? Did Santa have to phone ahead, and suffer triage? I’m amazed they didn’t say he had Covid! ENOUGH! https://t.co/Ig0BdYdvop
— Sandra Weeden (@SandraWeeden) December 9, 2020
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
American Christmas Traditions That Seem Kind of Weird for to the Rest of the World
Buzzfeed grabs some global tweets questioning some American Christmas traditions, based on what they see in our movies. Like sending out cards with our family photo, overdecorating Christmas trees, stapling lights to our rooftops, various caroling behavior, and they seem to think Thanksgiving is some sort of Christmas test run.
Okay but you guys like all our Christmas music and movies… so zip it.
Your Heart is in Good Health if You Can Do This
Can you climb 4 flights of stairs in 90 seconds? If so you are the picture of health. Go try it now.
Just press nine and one on your phone first.
Majority say US Worse Off Than 4 Years Ago
A spanking new Fox News poll that quite frankly is quite shocking says a majority say US worse off than it was 4 years ago.
Covid and the brink of Civil War . No shit batman.
People Who Drink Six Glasses Of Water A Day Are Happier
A new study found that people who drink at least 6 glasses of water a day are more optomistic, successful and energetic. And a study of people who drank at least six beers a day found them to be slightly hungover most of the time.
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