Friday December 4: Daily Links
FRIDAY 12.4
NEWS STORIES
NY Times Will tell your Place in Line to Receive Covid Vaccine
Megyn Kelly Knows What Roger Ailes Would've Done
Megan Kelly thinks if Roger Ailes was still running Fox, he would have loved The President’s election stealing conspiracies.
Then he would ask her to spin around in his office.
Huge Wooden Penis Sculpture Has Gone Missing in Germany
No way this monolith related.
LOOK: German police are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a wooden sculpture of a penis that has entertained hikers in the Bavarian Alps for years. 📷 AFP pic.twitter.com/dK9fOXPUw2
— Inquirer (@inquirerdotnet) December 3, 2020
Subway Graffiti Looks Like a 1970's Movie in NYC
Since shutting down overnight service, there’s been a huge increase in graffiti bombing on New York City subway cars. According the MTA, 83% of the tagging has occurred in areas that are supposed to patrolled by the NYPD. At least riders will have something nice to look at after their 20 minute wait.
The Christmas Star To Visible On December 21st For the First Time in Any of Our Lifetimes
The Christmas Star – in which Jupiter and Saturn align so close that it gives off a radiant light – will be visible on December 21st. It will be the first time in 800 years this has happened and won’t happen again until 2080. Holy Rollers and Area 51 fans are planning Ray Of Light Parties.
A Man Named Adolf Hitler Wins Councilor Seat In Namibia
A man named Adolf Hitler was sworn in as a councilor in Namibia. 54 year old Adolf Hitler Uunona said his father was unaware of the negative connections when he gave him the name and added that he has no plans to take over the world. We know how this story ends, right?!?
SPORTS
Buster Douglas Wants a Mike Tyson Rematch
Subject: Buster Douglas wants the exact opposite of revenge against Mike Tyson. Thirty years after knocking out Iron Mike, he wants to do it again.
Just don’t wear your basketball shoes nephew.
Happy 200th Episode, Red Zone!
The 200th episode of Red Zone is coming up this Sunday with host Scott Hanson. Here’s the beginning of the very first episode. They better give a tribute to his piss jugs from over the years.
This Sunday marks the 200th edition of NFL RedZone!
Here is a look back at the 1st minute of the 1st NFL RedZone broadcast on September 13, 2009 w/ host @ScottHanson#NFLRedZone200 pic.twitter.com/XAG6dQR1Ze
— NFL Media (@NFLMedia) December 3, 2020
ENTERTAINMENT
HBO Max Has The Suicide Cult Porn You Need
Heaven’s Gate: The Cult of Cults will be the HBO Max docuseries that will finally make you forget about Tiger King.
Just don’t get too attached to any of the characters.
Read more at thedailybeast.com.
Kate Beckinsale's Latest Bikini Pic
Yes I know you’ve already seen Kate Beckinsale model a bikini. There’s a pandemic. Just enjoy her.
Any way to get Hugh Grant in a speedo?
Wendy Williams Lifetime Movie Trailer is Out
If this movie doesn’t end with a bizarre Masked Singer performance then they simply made this too soon.
The People Of Twitter Want Jack Black To Replace Chris Pratt In The MCU
Jack Black is trending because there’s been a groundswell of support for him to replace Chris Pratt as Star Lord.
Jack Black could replace Chris Pratt in anything that clown has ever been in.
— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) December 2, 2020
Viggo Mortensen Sez: Maybe I'm Not Completely Straight
Viggo Mortensen defended himself playing a gay man in a new film by saying, “Maybe I’m not comptletely straight”. Now won’t you people get off his dick?
GOING VIRAL
Did Rudy Rip A Juicy One During Testimony?
It seems Rudy Giuliani was caught on camera farting. That fifth of scotch he drinks before noon was not agree with his stomach.
Rudy Giuliani lets a hot fart rip while spewing lies in insane Michigan testimony. pic.twitter.com/jo0pM2w0p8
— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) December 3, 2020
Granddaughter Addresses Very Awkward Exchange With Grandmother On TikTok
TikToker @mimibae89 became a viral sensation after posting her reaction of receiving a nude picture of her grandmother. She also posted the apologetic voicemail that immediately came after it, in which her grandmother said she meant to send the pic to her ‘friend’ Brian Allen. Every dude named Brian Allen is changing his onscreen name right now.
@mimibae89 Grandma tripping I can’t even function at work #fyp #foryoupage #fypシ #4u
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Billboard Releases the top Songs of 2020
Grammys is this enough proof for you that you screwed The Weeknd??
 https://twitter.com/billboard/status/1334512352105000961?s=21
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