Tuesday December 1: Daily Links

TUESDAY 12.1


NEWS STORIES

 



America's Favorite Comedian Drops Surprise Announcement

And we don’t want to give it away. Just click for yourself.


Ben Shapiro Not Happy About Woke Christmas Movie

Now that we have beaten covid and brought the country together, we can worry if Christmas movies can just have straight folks.

It’s Saint Nick not St. Dick!

Read more at thewrap.


Staten Island Bar Declares Itself an “Autonomous Zone”

A bar in Staten Island is so determined to avoid Covid regulations that they said fuck it and started giving away their drinks. They believe that if they don’t charge, they don’t have to force patrons to wear masks, social distance and all other pesky regs.

The beer is free and so is the Covid!

Read more at abc7ny.


After Monolith Disappeared in Utah Desert Suddenly it’s Spotted in... Romania?!

People are freaked now that weird monoliths are appearing and disappearing.

If you were paying attention to my mashed potato sculpture you would have saw this coming.

Read more at dailymail.




Iran Sez Israel Killed Nuke Scientist With A Remote Control Machine Gun

The Iranian government announced that they believe Israel assassinated their top nuclear scientist “remotely” with an electronic machine gun. The Mossad must have just watched the series finale of Breaking Bad.

Read more at cbsnews.


Watch The Arizona Governor Blow Off The President

Watch as the Arizona Governor, Doug Ducey, blows off the President as he hammers him with phone calls like a bad ex girlfriend.

Read mediaite.com.


Utah Man Saw The People Who Broke Down The Monolith

A man visiting the now disappeared monolith in the Utah desert says he saw four men dismantling and it, saying “leave no trace”. Then one pops up in Romania. These guys are obviously pawns in an intergalactic scheme to steal all the Earth’s resources. They need to be stopped.

Read more at thedailybeast.com.



SPORTS



The 49ers Have Found A Home For December

The 49ers have announced they’ll be playing their two December home games in the Arizona Cardinals Stadium. They better not trash the place or their AirBnb rating is going to suffer.

Read more at espn.com.


Nate Robinson Uses The Movie Friday To Address Brutal KO

Nate Robinson used John Witherspoon’s advice from the movie ‘Friday’ (You win some, you lose some, but you live….you live to fight another day’) to address his brutal KO by Jake Paul over the weekend. Everyone else is saying, ‘You got knocked the f*ck out!’

Read more at yahoo.com.



ENTERTAINMENT



Have 62 Million People Have Watched Queen's Gambit!?

It’s only been out for a month but they are claiming 62 million people have watched the Netflix word of mouth hit.

Why not? Pretty girl playing chess?

Read more at businessinsider.com.


Quibi Says it’s Officially Shutting Down Around Dec 1st

But where are we going to get short form content?? Oh wait, every social media platform… and for free.

Read more variety.com.


Has Kate Middleton Been Wearing Her Favorite Gucci Blouse Backwards?!

Kate is this on accident or are you doing a Kris Kross thing? This kind of royal embarrassment will obviously be on the next season of The Crown.

Read more at cosmopolitan.com.


Quibi Shutdown

Quibi says it’s officially shutting the lights “Around Dec 1st”.

But where are we going to get short form content?? Oh wait, every social media platform… and for free.

Read more at variety.


WTF Baby Yoda's Name Isn't Baby Yoda

Turns out Baby Yoda’s name isn’t Baby Yoda according to The Mandalorian, it’s Grogu. This will never catch on.

Read more at thrillist.com.


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GOING VIRAL



People Feeling Calm With Cake Glasses

Has everyone turned weird or does the internet just focus on weird?

Cake goes in a mug! Everyone knows that.

Via digg.



Restaurant Owner Tells Women To Stop Twerking Or Get To F Out

Dallas restaurant owner Kevin Kelley has sparked a debate on Twitter after a video surfaced of him scolding ladies not to twerk or ‘get the fuck out’. His announcement came after several ladies started twerking on top of furniture and on the glass after the house DJ started playing club bangers. Kelley should change the name of his place to Dallas Twerk n BBQ.

Read more nypost.com.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Dudes Need Deeper Friendships

Covid is making men realize they don’t have any real friends.

I love you dude. Well I love you bro. Let’s get shit faced drunk and arm wrestle.

No one tells Ben Shapiro

https://www.washingtonpost.com/road-to-recovery/2020/11/30/male-bonding-covid/



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