Tuesday November 24: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at November 24, 2020

TUESDAY 11.24

NEWS STORIES

First Lady Starting De Christmas

Melania is getting ready for her last Christmas in the White House.

“I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that, you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? Correct?”

Now that’s the reason for the season.

Why Is There a Monolith in Remote Part Of Utah!?

What the name of saddle soap and aftershave is going on in Utah? Is this Monolith going to teach
monkeys to use tools?

Please check space for a star child.

Ken Jennings, among others, Will Guest Host Jeopardy

After entire days of wondering who will be the next person to host Jeopardy its been announced that Ken Jennings has been named the first interim Jeopardy host. Guest hosted shows begin January 11.

The king of Jeopardy finally takes the throne like we all knew he would.

QAnon Congresswoman Wants To Carry Her Gun Into The Capitol

New congresswoman Lauren Boebert wants to be able to conceal carry her handgun when she goes into the capitol. She must have seen White House Down one too many times.

Gov. Cuomo Cancels His Thanksgiving Plans

It was found out the Governor Cuomo was having family over for Thanksgiving and now he’s been exposed and has canceled his dinner plans. The paparazzi will be going through his trash on Thursday to find out just how large a turkey he bought.

SPORTS

Vanessa Hudgens Has Got an MLB Player!

Hey Vanessa, not telling what to do with your life. Next time you pick a ball player for a boyfriend
Make sure he can hit his weight.

Pope Francis, 5 NBA Players Meet To Discuss Social Justice

Pope Francis held a one hour meeting with five NBA players to discuss social justice issues. He was also seeking advice on how to improve his jump shot.

UFC Star Still Keeping His Gig At Walgreens

Despite being a rising star in the UFC, Joaquin Buckley is still holding onto his job at Walgreens. Buckley hopes to launch his own clothing apparel line and says that maintaining a worker mentality and ethic has worked well for him in the Octagan. He also gives Walgreens pharmacy discounts to the guys he’s knocked out.

ENTERTAINMENT

DC Comics will Introduce First Non-Binary Superhero

Kid Quick is DC Comic’s first them/they superhero.

They’re fast, they’ve got a cool costume, and kids of all kind will love them.

Count down to the outrage from the Kid Quick has “ruined my childhood“ and “how am I supposed to explain this to my kid?” crew.

Everyone's Mad At John Cleese

John Cleese is in hot water over a recent Tweet about Trans people.

With his support of JK Rowling, he should replace Johnny Depp in those Harry Potter prequels.

Hillbilly Elegy Is Eating More Shit, Being Called Worst Movie Of 2020

Hillbilly Elegy is getting eviscerated on Twitter so much so it’s trending for how awful everyone thinks it is. Users are also taking it upon themselves to offer up any other movies or books about Appalachia to watch and read instead. Well, now we all have to watch it – it can’t be that bad can it?

Since Hillbilly Elegy comes out tomorrow, we're putting out an updated list of alternatives from Appalachians that you should check out instead! pic.twitter.com/ylPuUxbWMG

— Appodlachia: An Appalachian Podcast (@appodlachia) November 23, 2020

Today, Hillbilly Elegy, the film adaptation of J.D. Vance’s 2016 book of the same name, arrives on Netflix. Here are 11 stories you should read instead of watching it.https://t.co/wGAoY1ZQLO

— Belt Magazine (@belt_magazine) November 24, 2020

We really were *this close* to “Hillbilly Elegy” being a required part of the US History curriculum, weren’t we? Not gonna watch, gonna read this instead: pic.twitter.com/q19GueM0La

— I Am Diễm (@JeakPaul) November 24, 2020

Tyra Banks Giant Blue Dress Gets Trolled

Tyra Banks’ decision to wear a giant couture blue dress during the season finale of Dancing With The Stars got mercilessly trolled on social media. It was called it everything from a loofa to a duster device. Clearly Banks or her designer never watched Seinfeld.

GOING VIRAL

Hammerhead And Swimmer Way Too Close

Look there is a social distance thing that is hard to follow but we always have wanted to social distance
from sharks.

Wawa Fight Has Expert Commentary

This guy should be calling every UFC fight from now on so Joe Rogan can concentrate on his podcast.

These two dudes fighting at 2am in a Wawa with their asses out and their pants around their knees is a Hall of Fame Internet Fight Video pic.twitter.com/6ZZyG1CNyP

— KFC (@KFCBarstool) November 23, 2020

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

What are the Most Expensive Zip Codes

90210, you may have a show but you lost your touch man.

Via digg.