Violence is up on public transportation in NYC and PBA Prez Pat Lynch is saying that NYers are going to have to tough it out. “While our elected leaders are closing their eyes and wishing the problem away, we recommend that all New Yorkers keep both eyes wide open while in our transit system,” he said as part of a statement.

Well the ask was to acknowledge that Black Lives Matter.
The answer OK NOW NO LIVES MATTER!

Gotcha. Can we borrow some weapons?

Read more at nypost.

17 year old Kyle Rittenhouse killed two protestors with a gun he bought using his stim check. “I got my $1,200 from the coronavirus Illinois unemployment ’cause I was on furlough from YMCA and I got my first unemployment check so I was like, ‘Oh, I’ll use this to buy it,’” he said.

What did you do with your coronavirus stimulus check? Did you buy a an illegal gun, cross state lines and kill someone?

Then you are a hero to some people.

Read more at yahoo.com.

People are going bananas for the first In-n-Out fast food restaurant to open in Colorado.

Shouldn’t be as hard to get a burger as it is vote.

Just a small section of the line here at the grand opening of In-N-Out in Colorado Springs this morning. The first drive thru customer started waiting in line on Tuesday. @csgazette pic.twitter.com/TnuMXdaPxJ

— khklann (@khklann) November 20, 2020

Scientist are splicing human genes in to monkey brains making them more intelligent.

So the idea is if a global pandemic doesn’t wipe us, let’s just try Planet of the Apes.

To quote the zoomers… y tho?

Read more at nypost.

Finally people are picking up on something that’s worse than Rudy’s dripping hair dye. Behold his disgusting snot rag etiquette.

Okay now that THAT’s how ya get covid

oh my god I missed this pic.twitter.com/OGFzvC80Fy

— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) November 19, 2020

Canada has some heavy COVID precautions so the Raptors are going to Tampa where masks are only worn by people
cooking meth.

USA! USA! USA!

Read more at espn.

Snooker star Ronnie ‘The Rocket’ O’Sullivan farted during his match at the Northern Island Open – then tried to pin the blame on the ref. O’Sullivan would later cop to it, claiming he had batting stomach problems. For his next game, O’Sullivan will ask the ref to pull his finger.

Read more at tmz.

Some influencers are not happy with how Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are representing their community.

Understood, but how did you guys feel about The Book of Mormon??

Read more at buzzfeednews.

Meryl Streep raps on ‘Wear Your Crown’, the first single from the cast album to the Ryan Murphy Netflix musical, The Prom. The multiple Oscar-winning actress is hoping to trade bars with Cardi B on the remix to ‘WAP’.

Read more at ew.com.

Speaking at a Fresh Air Fund gala, Sean Combs recalled spending time with an Amish family. Diddy called that time ‘crazy’ because the home had no electricity, but the experience taught him how to survive. Combs will detail his experiences in his new song, ‘No Power, No Problems’.

Read more at pagesix.com.

EVERYTHING

The one true thing is that when a movie scrolls the term “based on a true story” it should read “loosely based on a true story.”

But E.T. happened right.

Read more at time.