After Donald Trump tweets the phrase He Won for the first time, Twitter goes crazy. Still claiming the election was rigged but the acknowledgement that Biden won is pretty big.

One thing we know about Twitter…
no takesies backsies.

Read more at bloomberg.

He won because the Election was Rigged. NO VOTE WATCHERS OR OBSERVERS allowed, vote tabulated by a Radical Left privately owned company, Dominion, with a bad reputation & bum equipment that couldn’t even qualify for Texas (which I won by a lot!), the Fake & Silent Media, & more! https://t.co/Exb3C1mAPg

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 15, 2020

Khaki sales are surging says a rep for The Gap and everyone’s crediting Steve Kornacki for the uptick.

Some things were meant to stay in the 90’s, Kornacki. We just watched the swing states switch from Red to Blue to Khaki.

Read more at latimes.com.

Gap's Khaki Sales Surge Thanks to MSNBC's Map Guy Steve Kornacki: Steve Kornacki's election map coverage did more than inform America, it energized America … to dress like Steve, and it's paying dividends for the Gap. The MSNBC "map guy" became an unexpected star during the… pic.twitter.com/giFvYzV8qM

— X-Entertainments (@x_enters) November 12, 2020

It’s amazing the lengths human beings will go to escape Florida.

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Fox News Interview with Trump’s Director of Press Communications Gets Tense When asked What is Their Path to 270

This could also be used as a PSA why it’s best to skip the holidays with family this year.

Via digg.

Variety is reporting that the Newsmax CEO has stated that they are not for sale and have no desire to be TRUMP TV.

Sure. OK.

Everybody’s got a price for the Million Dollar Man.

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Remember how we could jump on a plane and fly anywhere in the world? We didn’t but we could. Well, no more. 1/3 of the world’s air routes are gone .

At least we can Zoom.

Read more at bloomberg.

Really a great find. The head of a Hermes statue has been found. When asked why he didn’t bring back the body the Archeologist said “the statue was booby trapped and I had to outrun a giant boulder.”

Read more at msn.

Head of #Hermes found in downtown Athens; on Friday 13, during construction works on upgrading the city's sewage system, #archaeology, #urban, https://t.co/YcpCikHnZw pic.twitter.com/bSWSqKBvx2

— Archaeology & Arts (@archaiologia_en) November 16, 2020

Mall owners are going ahead with plans to bring back Santa, but St. Nick will be required to be wear face mask and sit behind a sheet of plexiglass. Good news for Santa – kids won’t have throwing up or pissing on him during photo ops.

Read more at apnews.

Moderna said Monday its COVID-19 vaccine is 94.5% effective based on preliminary data from its trial, it doesn’t need to be kept in the ice age level storage that Pfizers needs and they’ll have shots for everyone next year. Pfizers going to need to give everyone a 65 inch TV or something to compete with that.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

He just put the Hop in Hopkins.

DeAndre Hopkins for the win❗️ pic.twitter.com/2t2MLfg3jQ

— Field Yates (@FieldYates) November 16, 2020

If the Pats lost, everyone would have said that Brady was the true mastermind when it came to playing against the weather.

Rain on me. pic.twitter.com/PeEXvb87JP

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) November 16, 2020

This is Belichick’s #Christmas.

He’s so happy in this rain. #GoPats #Patriots #RavensFlock pic.twitter.com/rHUOfJ2Fl6

— CHRIS TORELLO (@TorelloSports) November 16, 2020

Finally! We’ve always wanted a man on the cover of Vogue and woman Vice President!

Read more at variety.com.

i still can’t believe harry styles made history yesterday by becoming the first ever male solo act to cover vogue. pic.twitter.com/1LtkHL80EN

— elisha (@1994fineline) November 14, 2020

A 35 year old man has been arrested for sucker punching actor Rick Moranis in New York City. He better hope there aren’t any Ghostbusters fans locked up right now.

Read more at nydailynews.com.

While filming Avatar 2, Kate Winslet held her breath underwater for over 7 minutes, breaking Tom Cruise’s previous on screen by 45 seconds. Now Cruise wants to incorporate an extended underwater running scene in the next Mission Impossible movie.

Read more at ew.com.

Jack we thought you promised to eff her gently!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CHohkCnjs_8/?igshid=gzqy4vfxb3u1

Of course we have to keep remaking films from the 80s! How are we supposed to come up with fresh ideas on science fiction in 2020??

Read more at io9.

Diddy has had success in every aspect of the American dream. Wine, women and song.

But he would lose a diving contest to a drunk.

Read more at pagesix.

@diddyBeen practicing my dive♬ original sound – Diddy

Claudio Conway announced on TikTok that she’s auditioning for American Idol. Kellyanne is hoping to get a spot on The Masked Singer.

Read more at nypost.com.

Uncle Chris, you have a lot to learn about baby brunch.

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This dude obviously has a racoon fetish there’s no other reason for this. Jump to 1:40 for the weirdness.

Via digg.

New data has shown that over 300,000 New Yorkers have left the city with the majority heading to Long Island, Westchester and New Jersey. This will lead to a new Instagram account called OverlyExpensivePanicHouses.

Read more at nypost.com.

Rolling Stone’s 80 Greatest Albums Of 1980

Rolling Stone listed its 80 Greatest Albums Of 1980 and proclaims it the ‘greatest year for great albums ever’. The late 60s begs to differ.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-albums-of-1980-1075743/

Noveto Systems has created SoundBeamer, a ‘sound bubble’ which allows you to beam music, movie or video game audio directly into your head without the use of headphones. Wasn’t the idea to keep the voices out of your head?!?

Read more at nme.

An adults only resort in the Maldives is charging $30k for an all you can stay package in 2021. You can stay as long as you want in a two person bungalow with free transport to airports and free breakfast for $30,000. If you can live on breakfast for a year, take the god damn deal. Just load your pockets with scrambled eggs for dinner.

Read more at cnn.com.

Got Damn it. Was planning a trip to Toronto to eat bad pizza shaped like a cat. Not
gonna happen.

Worse than a stolen election.

Read more at avclub.

Holloween is near ! You deserve a FREE Garfield 3D Dark Chocolate Face bar with any pizza or big lasagna order. Upon pick-up only. Show G-Code in store: FREE#CHOCO #Garfield #holloween pic.twitter.com/eBVa6HdFsn

— GarfieldEATS (@GarfieldEATSapp) October 15, 2020

We love our customers and the Garfield fans. We tried to keep it open just for you and @nathenmazri fought till the end. Please DO NOT CRY 😢 for #GarfieldEATS. Our frozen big cow 5 layered #lasagnas are still here forever – that is all we need! https://t.co/BKBENCbyc1 -epic pix https://t.co/U2svBEEWeX

— GarfieldEATS (@GarfieldEATSapp) November 14, 2020

Over a million people refused to sign AirBnB’s “no bigotry” policy, so the company cut them loose.

No big loss. We didn’t want to stay in any houses that look like a Cracker Barrel anyway.

Read more at gizmodo.com.

PA’s top election official confirmed that there will not be a recount in the state. Good work, Dumbocrats, you were able to rob PA blind.

Read more at thehill.com.

The Philadelphia City Council approved a resolution that formally apologizes for a 1985 decision to use explosives on a West Philly block while trying to clear out the controversial group MOVE. Authorities allowed the fire to burn until it had razed 61 homes. The council also apologized to the city for building Veterans Stadium.

Read more at theguardian.com.

Bills cornerback Josh Norman has tested positive for covid-19 and two other players have been quarantined for having close contact with him. This will most likely not even make a difference with how bad the Bills secondary is.

Read more at foxnews.

Well the colleges wanted to play a regular season but it’s not a regular season. It’s a pandemic.

Slippery Rock could win the championship if they wear masks.

Read more at cnn.com.

Deadline is reporting that Hasan Minhaj will join ‘The Morning Show’ For Season 2 on Apple TV Good show. Good gig for Hasan.

Hope he isn’t typecast as an asshole.

Read more at deadline.com.

Jesus Christ, who knew there was this kind of money in Blues Clues. This looks like the perfect house to go on a three day coke run.

Anyone from the Pussy Posse need new digs?

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Sylvester Stallone wants people to switch to Chicago style hot dogs and pizza for Thanksgiving dinner. He also wants to replace dinner wine with raw eggs.

Read more tmz.com.

Did you ever say to yourself “That Salma Hayek sure looks a hell of lot like Winona Ryder?” No me neither.

Check this this out.

Hubba Hubba.

Read more at yahoo.

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Jonathan Franzen’s got not one but three books coming.

America used to have tons of famous novelists. Now we have Franzen, Most people don’t know him.

But he’s trying, Ringo. He’s trying.

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Well, guess love is dead. After 10 Years, supercute couple Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wild call it quits.

We know this year sucks. Any way you’ll consider sticking it out through 2021??

Read more at eonline.

Oh you K Pop Zoomers, your are such unlikely hero’s. And our last hope. Okay, now I want pancakes…

K-Pop stans from TikTok are flooding the #MillionMAGAMarch hashtag with pictures of pancakes. It's basically unusable right now.@SheaDepmore appears to have kicked it off. pic.twitter.com/g9bQgj5rz9

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 13, 2020

Vince Vaughn has had to come out and defend himself shaking President Trumps hand. If Trump plays his cards right he can show up in Wedding Crashers 2.

Read more at people.com.

I'm very sorry to have to share this video with you. All of it, every part of it. pic.twitter.com/ELMbDHZbZq

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) January 14, 2020

The long-awaited Friends reunion is now scheduled to air on HBO Max in March 2021. It was originally supposed to air in May, but was pushed back due to the pandemic. It will be called The One Where Everyone Forgot About The Friends Reunion.

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You’re not tripping balls, it’s just a chameleon changing colors while climbing colored pencils.

Esto es maravilloso pic.twitter.com/r6QXONWbcZ

— Doron (@plexaleOK) November 12, 2020

Didn’t wake up this morning thinking I’d see close up magic done better than David
Blaine. It happened.

The devil never sleeps.

Give these girls a netflix special pic.twitter.com/t0MFHtbajy

— Entha (@enthahotness) November 14, 2020

The election is over and you guys have a beautiful sunset there so what do you say everyone chill.

Have some sponge cake. Watch the sun bake…

This homophobe was last seen in Tampa overreacting to a young lady flip him off. pic.twitter.com/ScG0MoEgtl

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) November 12, 2020

Are these the 30 best comedies you can stream on Amazon Prime? Vulture thinks so. Hope it’s better than their conspiracy movie list.

Read more at vulture.com.

We’re all dealing with a lot. We want a pizza not an overpriced Midtown salad with mandarin orange.

Read more at medium.