Wednesday, November 11: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 11.11
NEWS STORIES
NBC's Ken Dilanian Drops F- Bomb on MSNBC
Well it’s finally happening. The news channels are starting to speak like the rest of us.
And now the fucking weather.
Meteor Lights Up The Sky In 12 States
Was it a meteor streaking across the sky or just an alien spacecraft here to save us from political unrest and a
global pandemic?
Shit. A meteor.
The Four Places You Are Most Likely To Get Covid
A new study quoted by the New York Post claims restaurants, gyms, hotels and houses of worship are among the 10 percent of locations that would appear to account for 80 percent of the infections
But dude they are the best places to meet chicks.
Who Decided Now is a Good Time to Tear Up the White House Lawn??
The White House North Lawn has been completely dug up and nobody seems to be saying why, but the sod removal took place the day after the election.
Trump you son of a bitch, you only moved the headstones but you didn’t move the bodies!!!
Is he…stealing the grass on the way out? https://t.co/QLpS9GGVpL
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 9, 2020
Murder Hornet Nest that Was Destroyed in Washington State Contained Over 500 Live Specimens
Well that could have been terrible. 2020 is a nightmare but don’t forget Murder Hornets almost made it worse!
The Pfizer Vaccine Side Effects Are Like A Bad Hangover
The Post spoke with some of the people who were part of the Pfizer vaccine trial and they say that the shot made them feel hungover and achy. Which must mean the vaccine for the vaccine is a bloody mary.
QAnon Followers Are Lost
Q has been quiet for a week, since Trumps apparent loss in the election and the man who runs the site where Q leaves his messages, 8kun, has stepped down. This is leaving the people who follow Q religiously questioning everything they thought they believed and wondering if they’ve been conned. Guys, the answer is yes. You were conned. Time to burn all your Q gear.
Politician Busted With Gay Black Man Burner Twitter Account
Politician Dean Browning apparently has been running a burner Twitter account that claims to be a gay black man who supports Trump named Dan Purdy. Browning got exposed when he replied to one of his own Tweets with a message that should have been from Purdy.
Turns out he forgot to switch accounts and now he looks like an idiot. This guy needs an assistant to manage all his burners.
Dean Browning, former Lehigh County comissioner who seems to have forgotten to log into his burner account, was about 2,500 votes away from being the GOP's nominee in Pennsylvania's 7th Congressional district this year. pic.twitter.com/ftiY68wae6
— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) November 10, 2020
SPORTS
Tim Tebow Wouldn’t Say The Name Of A Play With A Curse Word In Its Title
Former Jets center Nick Mangold said that Tim Tebow once refused to say the name of a play, ‘Y Oh Shit’ in the huddle. Mangold added that it got so comical that they chewed out by coaches for spending too much time in the huddle. Jets fans have been screaming ‘You’re shit’ at the team for 50 years.
Mike Tyson Used Fake Penis To Beat Drug Tests
Mike Tyson said that he would beat drug tests by using ‘The Whizzinator’, a fake penis with a built in bag to store his wife or his baby’s urine. Tyson passed his test, but was declared pregnant twice.
ENTERTAINMENT
Woody Allen's Rainy Night In New York Finally In USA
Well it took awhile but we are finally able to see another really bad Woody Allen movie.
When do we get to see the Louis CK movie?
Yoko Ono Is Handing Over The Beatles Business To Sean
Yoko Ono has handed over control of eight companies that deal with John Lennon and the Beatles music to her son Sean. Yoko’s been out of the public eye lately suffering from what they say is an illness. Julian couldn’t have gotten even a slice of the pie?
New Ron Howard Film Being Reviewed As The Worst He's Ever Done
Ron Howards new film, Hillbilly Elegy, is getting slammed by critics, saying it’s the worst film he’s ever done. Maybe everyone’s forgotten about the Da Vinci Code movies.
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Robert DeNiro thinks that the President has ‘a screw loose’ following the election and says that the Administration’s handling of the pandemic lead to his loss to Joe Biden. DeNiro should know about loose screws – he made The War With Grandpa.
GOING VIRAL
TikTok Psychic Astrologer Predicts Same Thing Everyone Else Predicted
A Tik Tok Psychic Astrologer predicted the outcome of the election, including Trumps refusal to leave office and questioning the legitimacy of it all.
Okay if she’s so great can she just let us know if they eventually drag him out of there??
@marenaltman election astrology continued. detailed youtube video coming very soon. #astrology #zodiacsigns #2020election #CollegeGotMeLike
Fan Gets Helter Skelter Tat On Forehead Using Manson’s Ashes
Patrick Boos of Niagara Falls paid tribute to Charlie Manson by getting a Helter Skelter tattoo on his head – using some of the killer’s ashes. His next tat will be of John Wayne Gary using some of his clown makeup.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Twitter Wonders What is something not Technically Racist but it Seems Like it Is?
That’s Easy. Still using Paula Deen recipes.
what’s something that ISN’T racist but still FEELS racist to you?
— rebecca (@abcdrih) November 10, 2020
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