President Trump on Monday signed an executive order establishing a federal 1776 Commission to promote “patriotic education.”

“I just signed that executive order to teach your students pro-American values.”

Great except the teachers don’t like you.

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Friendlys has filed for bankruptcy and are looking to sell to a restaurant group.

85 years of French fries and strawberry Fribbles could come to an end. Let’s be honest, in 2020 being “friendly” is kind unsanitary.

Read more at nbc.

Trump hates that he just can’t seem to get those big NBA star endorsements. That’s okay, the kids love that you’ve got Jack Nicklaus!

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Trump is about to deliver a speech in Avoca, PA. Follow for a video thread. pic.twitter.com/46E559YZHs

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 2, 2020

The Palm Beach mansion where many of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual assaults took place will be demolished next month. Florida real estate developer Todd Michael Glaser plans to build a new 14,000 square foot mansion once the demolition is complete. Epstein’s victims have offered to tear the house down for free.

Read more at tmz.com.

A British businessman bet $5 million to win $15 million on Trump winning the election. It’s believed to be the largest political bet ever made. That is until Kanye West bets $10 million on himself to win.

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If ESPN can do for Sunday Night Football what they did for Monday Night Football, then they will have ruined
two Nights for fans.

Can’t you guys just do Sports Center and shut it down?

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I’m too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
‘Cause I’m a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk

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This new reboot of the Brady Bunch looks pretty weird… guess we’ll still watch though.

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Bill Belichick said on the radio why the Patriots are playing like hot garbage. Bill, see if you can trade Cam to the Bucs. Try to unburn the Brady bridge.

Bill Belichick on @OMFonWEEI: "I mean, look, we paid Cam Newton $1 million. It’s obvious that we didn’t have any money. It’s nobody’s fault. That’s what we did the last five years. We sold out. We won three Super Bowls, played in a fourth and played in an AFC Championship Game." pic.twitter.com/5LGeUboNGA

— Zack Cox (@ZackCoxNESN) November 2, 2020

This is the 1981 commercial that got Sarah Michelle Geller named in the lawsuit Burger King filed against McDonald’s.

Also her husband fears her.

Via digg.

Kris Jenner responded to the backlash over her daughter’s Kendall throwing a huge, mask-free Halloween party. Jenner said that COVID tests were given to everyone and all the family is trying to do is live their lives ‘the best way we know how’. She’s looking to spin off another show, ‘Keeping Up With The COVID’.

Read more at people.com.

Wesley Snipes denied Patton Oswalt’s claim that he tried to strangle director David Goyer on the set of Blade: Trinity. Snipes said the incident, ‘never happened’ and openly question why would anyone would think Oswalt’s claims were true. Snipes should’ve choked out his agent for making him do all those crappy direct to video movies.

Read more at ew.com

With many live action films getting shut down due to COVID, there’s been an increased demand for animated features. One literary group has already sold 12 animated projects and two features in 2020 as opposed to just one in 2019. 2020: bad year for us, banner year for comic book nerds.

Read more at ew.com.

With over 7 Billion views, Baby Shark is the reigning king of YouTube.

Should it really count if it’s the same dozen kids watching it over and over???

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Donald Trump released this lit super cut of him dancing to YMCA. Guess this should lock up the LGBTQ vote.

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!pic.twitter.com/85ySh1KYkh

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2020

Yeah kid, a dragonfly is a baby helicopter and an elephant is a giant pinto.

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