Jesus Christ, murder hornets are so scary that we need space men from the future to battle them.

What looks scarier?

The photos from this operation to eradicate murder hornets in Washington state are something. https://t.co/KzMta0Zqaq pic.twitter.com/fqll4gaBJP

— Kim Zetter (@KimZetter) October 24, 2020

lol. Experts located the murder hornets' nest after attaching tracking devices to some of the little killers. pic.twitter.com/n6s29JPyS1

— Kim Zetter (@KimZetter) October 25, 2020

Yes we are a red state blue state divided country but finally Lou Dobbs has brought both sides to something we can all agree on.

Lindsey Graham Sucks.

Read more at mediaite.com.

Some say a holiday glitter ban will help keep our oceans free of unnecessary waste while other say there are more excessive wastes and that it won’t make enough of a difference.

Who cares about the oceans, let’s put a stop to the sparkle plague once and for all!

Read more at bloomberg.com.

Colorado’s Governor Jared Polis is worried that people in the state will chalk up their cough and sore throat symptoms to smoke exposure and they won’t get tested. Smoke from wildfires causes similar symptoms to covid and he’s afraid people won’t get tested.

If it’s not one of these two you may just be covered in murder hornet stings.

Read more at gizmodo.

Only one way to find out. Ask her how she feels about Christmas.

Read more at brobile.com.

Today's photo of a fake Melania. They think we won't notice this? pic.twitter.com/3xP7MbGy8b

— Duty To Warn 🔉 (@duty2warn) October 25, 2020

I put a pic of Melania in April on the left. The person on the right is definitely not her pic.twitter.com/ZBKs7Hl6Bj

— Tara @ 🏡 (@Tara_Jean1) October 24, 2020

I have always been skeptic of the “Fake Melania” theory. That said. This ain’t Melania. https://t.co/EUtqKVVDtZ

— Tony (@TonyAtamanuik) October 25, 2020

Funny how many of the old timey songs are racist and offensive

And we thought they were just boring.

Read more at foxnews.

Mike Tyson teamed up with Tiki Lau to produce a new EDM track called…’Mike Tyson’. He’s also planning to premiere ‘The Tyson Twerk’ on TikTok.

Shaq sat down with Dwayne Wade and Daymond John of Shark Tank to talk about some of the financial mistakes he made when he was younger. Shaq said that he was so reckless with his money, that he once blew a million dollars in an hour on expensive cars, jewelry and a trip to Vegas. Another bad investment: The Kazaam clothing line.

Read more tmz.com.

Yeah sure, because when Robert Pattinson sends a “u up?” he would totally be ignored.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Larry David was ready to ‘pack the whole thing in’, if NBC refused to air Seinfeld’s classic episode, ‘The Contest’. But David added that during the read through, network executives ‘didn’t say a word’ and allowed it to run with no changes. Larry’s truly the master of his domain.

Read more at hollywoodreporter.com.

Timothee Chalamet was spotted at Madison Square Garden waiting on line to vote. To pass the time, he did a IG Live chat with Selena Gomez, and led a ‘vote ruthlessly’ chant. For Election Night, he plans to make out with Lily Rose Depp on Only Fans.

Read more at people.com.

Everyone loves your super cool killer Borat impression. Well one person is not a fan.

Your wife

my wiife loves when i do borat pic.twitter.com/UlZWtuxLDR

— 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐗 (@WiseOldBitch) October 23, 2020