After 57 years, the Coca Cola bottling company will no longer produce the diet cola Tab.

No more TAB. What will suburban moms drink now! This is a disaster! Noooooo!!!

Worst news of 1967.

Read more at nydailynews.com.

Nearly 10 years after the Fukushima meltdown, Japan plans to release over a million tons of contaminated water into the sea. The next time you order fish and its glowing with eight eyes, send it back.

Read more at nypost.

A new QAnon theory sez JFK Jr. is still alive and will be replacing Mike Pence as Trump’s running mate. This would make perfect sense to happen in 2020.

Big day in the "JFK Jr lives" sect of QAnon as the man himself is expected to reveal himself and replace Pence as Trump’s running mate at the Dallas rally. pic.twitter.com/mUFkjk6mk2

— Travis View (@travis_view) October 17, 2020

2020 has been a water park of hot shit. Until now ! Matt and Ben are here and they are teasing each other like a twink and snack daddy.

How do you like them apples?

Read more at eonline.

Undecideds have been waiting for one thing before they get out to vote

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez of course.

They are backing…

JoBide!!

Read more at pagesix.

Lawyers for R. Kelly claim that no one at the Metropolitan Correctional Center ‘raised a finger’ to stop an inmate from assaulting the singer until he was well into the attack. Kelly, who is currently being held on sexual abuse charges, suffered ‘significant physical and psychological injuries’ and his attorneys are hoping to get him released on bond. Kelly plans to use the experience for his next video, ‘Trapped In A Beatdown’.

Read more at chicagotribune.com

Rapper Nuke Bizzle has been busted for scamming $1.2 million from the Pandemic Unemployment Assistance program after bragging about it in a music video. He needed to stick to rapping about all the coke he sells.The Feds don’t care about that.

Read more at cbslocal.

Yeah sure the idea of a robot is frightening except for a robot dolphin for the backyard pool.

Wish I had a Tab to celebrate.

Via digg.

A zamboni caught on fire while it was resurfacing an ice skating rink in Rochester. No one was hurt, but parents were pissed that the socially distanced version of Sesame Street On Ice got cancelled.

An ice resurfacer caught fire while clearing this skating rink in Rochester, NY. No one was hurt in the incident pic.twitter.com/9VH8Q5SBHT

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) October 16, 2020

A dog loves the Star Trek theme so much, that it sings along to it every time it comes on. It’s also the dog’s way of saying it’s time for a walk.

Good boi sings to Startrek intro every time he hears the horns.. and has perfect pitch. He’s never done this for anything else.

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