This is the kind of enthusiasm we need on Monday night Football every week.

Are we sure its not a UFO?

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A meteorite just fell and illuminated my entire city. (Monterrey, Mexico) from r/space

The bad news- all day breakfast is on hiatus. The good news- pastries are coming for the early rising crowd. Apple fritters, blueberry muffins and cinnamon rolls are coming to the Micky D breakfast menu.

You need cake in the morning and you need it fast, Jesus you deserve it.

Maybe wash it down with two Mountain Dew.

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A fly landed on Pence’s Head, made a home for itself, and it’s all anyone’s talking about after Wednesday night’s Vice Presidential debate.

Well played. Perfect distraction from the bleeding from the eyes!

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This new pharma commercial for schizophrenics is now airing on national television. If you are schizophrenic no matter what you do do not watch it.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/nlO0/fanapt-how-are-you

An FBI raid just led to the arrest of five people planning to kidnap and murder the Governor of Michigan. They also would have accepted season Lions tickets as a ransom.

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Thankfully the dolphins are not taking up Florida on their offer. But never forget a Florida Governor is still a Florida Man.

SLATER SCOOP: Miami Dolphins have been given clearance to go to full capacity of 65,000 fans at Hard Rock Stadium, Gov. DeSantis’ spokesperson tells me.

The team, though, says their current plan of 13,000 fans remains the same for their next home game on Oct. 25.

— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) October 7, 2020

General Mills announced that LeBron James will be replace Serena Williams on the Wheaties Box. Incredibly, it’s the first time the Lakers star has been selected. At this pace, Patrick Mahomes will be on the box in 2030.

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Game May Be A Forfeit – Bills Players Won’t Get Paid

More Titans players have tested positive for Covid-19 bringing it up to 12 players and 9 non players on the team. The NFL may issue a forfeit for the Titans against the Bills this week. And in addition to that, according to the covid policy of the NFL, the Bills players in that game will not be paid this week. Even when the Bills win, they get fucked.

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Oh fuck, this guy just blew his big SNL appearance because he went out and partied without a mask. He got caught on tiktok doing shots, kissing women, and hanging in the backseat of a fan’s car.

Getting SNL is every musical act’s dream. Losing it before you even get to show up?

You’d have to ask Shane Gillis.

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“Maybe we’ll get back on track, I don’t know. I’m hoping, but it does feel particularly dark.”

Gee. You are an up lady.

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Carlos Santana’s new marijuana Mirayo by Santana is branded as “a sun grown cannabis line that honors the spiritual and ancient Latin heritage of the plant.”

Why should you smoke? Because it’s so smooooth.

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Carlos Santana Launches Cannabis Brand Mirayo, Inspired By Latin Heritagehttps://t.co/w0cdayQi0a

— MARY Magazine (@themarymag) October 6, 2020

In the latest round over conservatorship, the lawyer for Britney Spears said that when comes to signing a sworn declaration, the singer has the same mental capacity as a comatose patient. Is Britney’s lawyer taking cues from Lionel Hutz?

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While filming a his segment at the White House, CNN reporter Joe Johns had to scare away a raccoon that was creeping into the shot. Johns later tweeted that this was the second time in two weeks that a raccoon interrupted his segment. Since when did the White House become a wildlife preserve?

"CNN reporter attacked by racoons" is par for the course in 2020. pic.twitter.com/Fr19xITn02

— Rosie's Branch Covidians (@DarnelSugarfoo) October 7, 2020

Lonely Planet put together a list of the 500 places you absolutely must go.

You mean when we’re actually allowed to travel again? Thanks for brining up a sore subject.

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