Stormy heard the tape where Melania called her the “porn hooker” so she said Melania “sold her pussy.”

The President has a hard on because he loves a cat fight.

Read more at the-sun.com.

USA Today is reporting “Eskimo Pie, America’s first chocolate-covered ice cream bar, is the latest to get a new name and image” cleansed of its ethnic and or racial implications.

Edy’s Pie!

Please tell us it will still taste like shit.

Read more at usatoday.com.

. @Dreyers #EskimoPie ice cream bars will now be called Edy's Pie.

The company retired the brand due to racial stereotypes associated with the name, which has been criticized as racist nomenclature used to refer to people native to the Arctic.https://t.co/bfl6VBtU3C

— Sam Danley (@sam_danley) October 7, 2020

The GOP sweethearts Patricia McCloskey, Mark McCloskey have a new charge Evidence Tampering !

Hopefully they will shoot there way out of it.

Read more at lawandcrime.com.

Wonder if you refresh this graphic every 15 min a new staffer appears?

Updated with Stephen Miller, apologies.

Some conflicting reports about whether the Pences were involved in this debate prep – if you see any articles one way or the other, please let us know!https://t.co/HAQ5CQxAVk pic.twitter.com/7StjFaleJ6

— Peter Walker (@PeterJ_Walker) October 6, 2020

Facebook has announced they’re banning all QAnon groups and Instagram pages from their platforms. Don’t be surprised catching your relatives on 4Chan going forward.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Red sweater wearing undecided voter from 2016 Ken Bone is back and and he’s still undecided and told Newsweek “watching this years debates is like watching your house burn down”. For the love of God Ken make a fucking decision.

Read more at newsweek.

Trumps policy advisor Stephen Miller is the newest White House staffer to test positive for Covid. Why wasn’t Claudia Conway on top of this breaking news? Someone needs to get her a burner phone.

Read more at cnn.

The Patriots star cornerback Stephon Gilmore and two more Titans players have tested positive for Covid. Maybe if the whole NFL sticks to zone coverage this season we can get these positive tests down.

Read more at espn and nfl.

Even though Russell Westbrook kept his room spotless during his two month stay in the Orlando bubble, the Rockets star still tipped the housekeeping staff $8,000. It was made up for all of the times the cleaning crew arrived moments after he took an epic dump.

Read more at tmz.com.

Carnova?

We’re 7 months in to this, Wendy. Are you okay?? Last time you seemed this off, you fainted on air.

WHY WOULD SHE PRONOUNCE COVID LIKE THAT 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/lZyvIUVLGG

— Sacha 🎃🕸🍂🕷 (@mirajslut) October 6, 2020

Kate Moss’ daughter Lila made her runway debut at the Paris Fashion Week. It was particularly meaningful for the supermodel icon because she also made her debut at PFF 28 years ago. If Lila starts dating Johnny Depp’s son Jack, it will all come full circle.

Read more at yahoo.

Chaka Khan shot down a long standing rumor that she had an affair with Rick James in the early 80s. The singer said that while she’s had a couple of mercy hookups, James was just ‘too worn’. All those Charlie Murphy beat downs took their toll on the Super Freak.

Read more at pagesix.com.

“We hit the deer and his paw….What do you call it? The paw.

“The hoof.”

“It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.”

Via digg.com.

https://twitter.com/aleashuhh/status/1313480797278568448/photo/1

If you don’t think the machines will turn against after practicing root canals on them you’re insane.

Via digg.

The Alantic says America is going DIY crazy, with projects around the house galore.

If you’re working from home, have zero social life, and fear the outside world, you might as well get some new throw pillows!

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/11/fluffing-your-own-nest/616469/

A new poll has found that a majority of Americans think there’s going to be an increase in violence after the election happens in November. Add in an increase in heavy drinking too, which pretty much goes hand in hand.

Read more at usatoday.com.