Larry Ellison looks like every evil billionaire in any movie. He also may be the only billionaire that makes it look fun.

Please put TikTok to an evil use.

Read more at wsj.com.

The rise of parents getting high and drunk to deal with the state of the world is through the roof these days. KIds, give your parents a break in the morning – they’re very hungover.

Read more at nytimes.com.

As restaurants reopen they’ve been using digital menus instead of physical ones, having patrons use QR codes. And instead of a placemat for children to draw on they’re just going to be given a VR headset to distract them.

Read more at thecounter.

With threat of COVID-19 pandemic around, we have introduced a QR code food menu so you spend less touch on the actual paper menu, that’s shared by many, use this QR code next time you are at our @karakhousetz Restaurant and enjoy the usual hospitality. pic.twitter.com/pghSBMg9aa

— karakhousetz (@karakhousetz) October 3, 2020

Jaime Harrison didn’t take any chances in his debate against Senator Lindsey Graham. The Democratic challenger fielded questions and offer counterpoints behind a plexiglass shield to protect himself from catching the coronavirus. He also didn’t want to get spat on during one of Graham’s legendary hissy fits.

Read more at thehill.

Jaime Harrison: "Where blame should come is how we handled this disease — whether or not we take it seriously." pic.twitter.com/fGilEdWhxT

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 4, 2020

After the increase in positive covid tests in the NFL the rumor is some coaches want the league to pause, get their shit together and have a 12 game season in a bubble. Except for Cam Newton, he ruined it for everyone.

Read more at reddit.

Knicks owner James Dolan and Staten Island Congressman Max Rose are in a war of words after Rose, who is a lifelong Knicks fan, publicly called for Dolan to sell the team. Dolan responded by making a donation to his GOP opponent Nicole Malliotakis and sending out a mass email to friends urging them to do the same. Rose clapped back, ‘Just sell the damn team and shut up!’ before running down the laundry list of Knicks failures under Dolan’s tenure. Rose doesn’t have to worry – Dolan’s only got about 3 reliable friends that got his email.

Read more at tmz.

Kathie Lee Gifford said “Regis couldn’t perform anywhere… he couldn’t be Regis for people. And it broke his heart.”

Well Kathie, at least he didn’t have to see your son in laws moose knuckle.

Read more at people.com.

After all the theater release postponements by Hollywood studios, it’s expected that Regal Cinemas will be closing its 500 locations indefinitely. We can all assume Amazon will be buying all of them and turning them into warehouses.

Read more at wsj.

LL Cool J isn’t happy with Kanye West pissing on his Grammy. The former five time Grammy host called West’s act, ‘disrespectful’ and suggested that he ‘piss in a pair of one them Yeezys’. How about you donate your old Kangols for him to pee in and call it even.

Read more at pagesix.com

Actress Alexandra Vino, who’s rumored to be Harvey Weinstein’s girlfriend, says that the Hollywood mogul is a scapegoat for the #MeToo movement. Forget being a scapegoat, Harvey’s the Grand Puba of sexual predators.

Read more at nypost.

Of course someone mashed up Disney films and WAP. This is what 2020 is.

Via digg.

Now here I go again
I see the crystal visions
I keep my visions to myself
It’s only me who wants to wrap around your dreams
And have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Dreams of loneliness

Via digg.

@kjp

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♬ Dreams (2004 Remaster) – Fleetwood Mac

He’s part spider but mostly cat. He makes Mayo look like a dope who doesn’t understand football or gambling.

Is it Jeff?

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