A French kindergarten school teacher can no longer teach because parents complained about his full face and body tattoos and other modifications.

Children settle down. Now let’s welcome your new teacher, Enigma from the Jim Rose Circus. Okay, why have so many of you peed your pants???

Read more at usatoday.com.

Sylvain Helaine has spent $44,000 on his tattoos. https://t.co/RB6sA9gQa4

— WTVG 13abc (@13abc) September 29, 2020

New evidence suggests there may be liquid water on Mars in the form of buried lakes.

Okay this explains where all the Venus aliens go on vacation.

Read more at nbcnews.com.

We’ve all been waiting for it and it’s finally come down – Sully the pilot has released an anti-Trump video. This has lost the Dems the geese vote.

Sully Sullenberger stepped up in a critical moment and now he asks that we do the same. That we do what’s needed and what’s critical to save our nation from Trump's chaotic destruction.

We're proud to have co-sponsored this with @ProjectLincoln. #SullyVsTrump #VoteHimOut pic.twitter.com/PZ4uHYWfCB

— VoteVets (@votevets) September 29, 2020

The video of Brad Parscale’s arrest has been released and it’s as nutty and white trash as you would have imagined. Guess he chucked his MAGA hat when he got shit canned.

NASA’s new 23 million dollar toilet will be part of 8,000 pounds of supplies heading to the International Space Station. It will feature a urine funnel, a female friendly seat and stronger airflow to help pull urine and waste into the crapper. The new toilet will be installed next to the current to see how it performs in a microgravity environment. American astronauts are the odds on favorite to take the first #2 on the new bowl.

Read more at tmz.

The Tompa Bay Lightning are the 2020 Stanley Cup winners. The city of Tompa can not lose. Once the Rays win the World Series all that’s left is for Tompa Brady to complete the hat trick.

THE WAIT IS OVER! 🏆

▪️2004 Stanley Cup Champions
▪️2020 Stanley Cup Champions#GoBolts | #StanleyCup pic.twitter.com/AnEoqq7rkj

— #StanleyCup Final on NBC (@NHLonNBCSports) September 29, 2020

At one point on MNF Ravens coach John Harbaugh took his mask off to yell at a ref and now he may be getting fined $100k by the NFL. Who he should have been yelling at was his quarterback.

Read more at cbslocal.

Probably shouldn’t be shocked coming from a guy who’s band would wear swastikas and seig heil salute for laugh.

Well at least he looks happy and healthy…

Remember what I said about the Sex Pistols being a shit band that opened the door for Nazis to get into punk. Here's Johnny Rotten simp for Trump.

Go listen to Dead Kennedys pic.twitter.com/dtA2KtEmq6

— Pumpkin Spiced Jason (@JaseyDrew) September 28, 2020

The Ringer says television has been our rock in a time of absolute madness. But as the amount of shows we’ve watched rises, the shutdown continues and sets remain dark. So now what?

Guess we’re just going to have to rewatch Tiger King. Who even remembers it now??

Read more at theringer.com.

James Cameron has announced that filming has completed on Avatar 2 and that Avatar 3 is 95% done. The only question now is how he’s gonna mail 3D glasses to everyone watching it at home.

Read more at variety.com.

After being threatened with legal action by The Doobie Brothers, Yoffe & Cooper, the firm that represents Bill Murray’s golf apparel company, responded in a very Murray fashion. The tongue in cheek letter was laced with references to the band’s biggest hits, and offered to send the band some free shirts to show that there’s no hard feelings. If they throw in Murray lounge singing Black Water and they might have a deal.

Read more at nydailynews.com.

Nicole Kidman said that she and director Gus Van Sant had to quit to convince producers to use Joaquin Phoenix in the 1995 dark comedy To Die For. The film got rave reviews and put Phoenix on the path to becoming one of the most acclaimed actors of his generation. To Quit For would’ve made a better movie name.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/to-die-for-nicole-kidman-joaquin-phoenix-150044492.html

Rumur Willis shared several BSDM-inspired pics on her Instagram page for an upcoming project that she says is ‘about reclaiming the female form’. In one shot, she’s wearing a black latex bodysuit, and in another, she’s tied up wearing nothing but matching thigh high boots. Willis is also hoping this is an audition reel for a reboot of her mother’s camp classic, Striptease.

Read more at people.com.

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