Kids are feeling trapped at the University of Colorado, Boulder after all gatherings indoors and out were banned.

Oh man. College is such a blast in 2020. No parties, no shows. Great time to study!

Can’t wait for Spring break when we get to see the folks!

Read more at cbslocal.com.

When my baby. When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio
De Janeiro, my-oh-me-oh
I go wild and then I have to do the Samba
And La Bamba.”

Not this time.

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Hey fatty great news. Next time you are sitting in the car choking down a Bic Mac, large fries
and Chocolate shake, you get to top it off with a deep fried apple pie.

#MAGA

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Ron Paul had some kind of stroke-like attack during a live-stream of his “Liberty Report” on YouTube.

Later, Ron Paul Shared on his Twitter that he was doing fine and thanked everyone for their concern.

Tweeting after you’re okay after your livestream stroke? You’re not a normal grandpa are you, Dr Paul?

Read more at nypost.

Message from Ron Paul: "I am doing fine. Thank you for your concern." pic.twitter.com/aALmLn8xIj

— Ron Paul (@RonPaul) September 25, 2020

Residents of a Villamalea, Spain got a real life version of ‘The Shining’ when a giant winery container got damaged, spilling 13,000 gallons of wine out into the street. Red Wine! Red Wine!

Read more at tmz.

Conor McGregor tweeted that he’s going to fight Manny Pacquiao in the Middle East. Pacquiao’s aide Jayke Joson confirmed that talks are ongoing, but plans to have the fight happen in December or early January. Joson said that Pacquiao plans to donate some of his earnings for COVID-relief efforts in the Philippians. McGregor’s purse will go towards keeping him out of jail.

Read more at espn.

David Beckham has become so obsessed with beekeeping during the lockdown, that he plans to start his own line of honey. Already rejected brand name: Sting ‘Em Like Beckham.

Read more at pagesix.com.

Dax Shepard revealed that after a long history of sobriety he had a relapse.

When you get 16 years of sobriety, it can feel like it’s all behind you. But addiction is a patient
bastard and Opiods an easy lay.

Welcome back Dax.

Read more at cnn.com.

What’s the difference between kids from 20 years ago and kids today? “I think the craziest thing is just like what they did all day. Like they didn’t have YouTube back then. They didn’t have memes to share. The video games that they had were, like, Nintendo 64 and stuff. So I genuinely don’t know what they did all day.”

Poor Millennials. No youtube. No social media, and their video games sucked.

How did you live, man.

Read more at buzzfeed.

This “reality” were all living in is officially weirder than the movie Running Man.

The virtual Kelly Clarkson Show audience members awkwardly dancing to Vin Diesel's new song is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. pic.twitter.com/eI0BEuNSPN

— Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) September 25, 2020

Takes balls to admit your related to Betsy DeVos and it certainly takes real balls to wear pants like that.

Here is Betsy Devos' nephew, Ben Wierda on “Family Feud” the very moment he realizes how tight his pants are…pic.twitter.com/jkApboOkw0

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 25, 2020

Michael Jackson’s cousin is planning to auction off what she claims is the IV drip that killed him. Marsha Stewart claims that she also has the tubing, the bag that administers drug and the King Of Pop’s bloodstain. The auction will take place in Vegas and its expected to get up to $2500. If she threw in one of MJ’s used alcohol swipes, she could get an even $3K.

Read more at tmz.

“Players only love you when they’re playin”’. And this dude just ain’t playin

 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFkxv93JvR5/?igshid=8fy5kjljkhyv

Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger did a shitty B movie and they thought his accent was so awful that they dubbed him. 15 years later he and his dub accent would rule Hollywood.

Awl Be Bock!

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