Monday September 21: Daily Links

MONDAY 9.21


NEWS STORIES

 



White Power In The Burbs

Trump warned us about minorities in public housing ruining the beautiful suburbs. Some how this is worse
in that “what if Germany won the war” kind of way.

Read more at tmz.com.


Firenado 2020!

Hey we all feel like this is the end times

Well now we have a postcard!


Melania Trump Statue Gets Slammed For Being Too Abstract

After a wooden statue honoring Melania Trump near her hometown was destroyed by arsonists, artist Brad Downey created a new one out of metal. But now that’s getting slammed because the statue is so abstract that it doesn’t even have any facial features. Just put up picture of Melania giving Ivanka the stink eye and call it even.

Read more at complex.


RIP Frat Houses

Students on campuses across the country are leaving their frats and denouncing them in the wake of the BLM movement and the institution’s lack of diversity. Now where will the Blutos of the world fit in?

Read more at washingtonpost.com.


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SPORTS



Brett Favre Crushin' Chips with Crushin' It in a Tompa Bay Shirt

Brady lookin good as the throwback sassy dandy Bucaneer, but not as good as these damn chips.


Michael Irwin Loses It Over Cowboys Improbable Win

Former Cowboy and current NFL analyst Michael Irwin didn’t hold back on how he felt about the team’s improbable win over the Atlanta Falcons. Irwin hasn’t been this happy since he beat his coke bust.

Read more at tmz.


Bill Belichick Still Can’t Properly Wear On A Mask

Bill Belichick has an incredible mind for football and knows how to bring the best of his players, but he still can’t grasp how to properly wear a face mask. Either he’s clueless or this is code that he wants Tom Brady back on the team.

Read more at huffpost.


The NFL Had A Ton Of Injuries This Week

Injuries hit a lot of NFL stars this weekend including Saquon Barkley, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Bosa, Drew Locke, and Christian McCaffrey just to name a few. Now you’re going to have to hear your coworkers bitch about their fantasy football lineups all week.

Read more at espn.com.



ENTERTAINMENT



No One Likes The Nurse Ratched Netflix Show

The reviews are coming in for Netflix’s Ratched and it doesn’t look good. Next let’s get an origin story for Grady from the Shining starring Tik Tok stars.

Via digg


Wendy Williams To Kick Off New Season In COVID Friendly Studio

Wendy Williams will kick off the new season of her show in studio but with some notable changes. Items from her apartment have been added to the set, audience members will appear virtually and all guests will be featured via Zoom. Wait, isn’t this Rupert Pupkin’s fake set from King Of Comedy?

Read more at pagesix.com.


Zane Covers WAP

Zane, from One Direction, did his own rendition of Cardi B’s and Megan Thee Stallion’s WAP.
This should be playing at all the Zoom virtual promos next year.


Ramy Youssef: When You Don't Win an Emmy In 2020

If you watched the Emmy Awards on tv last night you saw what happens for nominees who took the award. Ramy Youssef, star of Hulu’s “Ramy”, didn’t win. He showed us this behind the scenes shot of what happened for everyone else.

Thanks for sharing because Schitt’s Creek never would have known what that was like!

Read more at usmagazine.com.


Thank God, Great British Bake Off Filmed a New Season in A Bake Off Bubble

We’re running out of tv to watch but there’s good news coming! Great British Bake Off filmed an 11th season and episodes will be available Fridays starting September 25. The season filmed over the summer in a covid safe bubble environment.

Your quarantine this fall will be so much sweeter. No show compliments sweatpants better!

Read more at realityblurred.com.


Ellen Comes Back, Addresses The Ellenphant In The Room

Ellen returned to TV after months of toxic workplace allegations and addressed them on her show. She assured us all that the workplace has been fixed and she’s going to have the best season ever. That is unless anyone makes eye contact with her.



GOING VIRAL



Waffle House Rumble

Things are pretty chill around the Ol Waffle House but don’t come behind the counter and if you fight
eep the titties in.



Best Video Ever

Not sure what this is or how they did it or what it means. Just know I’m a better person for having seen it.


Native Americans Frustrate Angry Karen By Refusing To Fight Her

The Kumeyaay Native Americans protesting the construction of a border wall in Southern California frustrated an angry Karen by refusing to fight back even when she became physically and verbally abusive. Karen didn’t say jack to the local Black women in the area, who were ready to recreate the Rodney King beating on her.

Read more at tmz.com.


This Guy is Just Begging for You To Take His Gun

Finally someone has the right idea how to bring the two sides together. Very close together.

Just like that, a nation begins to heal and a new PornHub category is born.



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