Monday September 21: Daily Links
MONDAY 9.21
NEWS STORIES
White Power In The Burbs
Trump warned us about minorities in public housing ruining the beautiful suburbs. Some how this is worse
in that “what if Germany won the war” kind of way.
Firenado 2020!
Hey we all feel like this is the end times
Well now we have a postcard!
Extreme Fire-Nado (not an official term) convection winds created this throwing rocks and ash all around as it swept across Big Pines Hwy just now. Please contact for licensing any content. #BOBCATFIRE pic.twitter.com/gcvUVMSq8y
— SoCalFirePhoto (@SoCalFirePhoto) September 19, 2020
Melania Trump Statue Gets Slammed For Being Too Abstract
After a wooden statue honoring Melania Trump near her hometown was destroyed by arsonists, artist Brad Downey created a new one out of metal. But now that’s getting slammed because the statue is so abstract that it doesn’t even have any facial features. Just put up picture of Melania giving Ivanka the stink eye and call it even.
A new bronze statue of first lady Melania Trump was unveiled in Slovenia this week, after a wooden version of the memorial was burned in July. pic.twitter.com/0nVGXShV1E
— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 18, 2020
RIP Frat Houses
Students on campuses across the country are leaving their frats and denouncing them in the wake of the BLM movement and the institution’s lack of diversity. Now where will the Blutos of the world fit in?
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SPORTS
Brett Favre Crushin' Chips with Crushin' It in a Tompa Bay Shirt
Brady lookin good as the throwback sassy dandy Bucaneer, but not as good as these damn chips.
Spotted in Tampa Bay 👀
Brett Favre crushing some chips while wearing a Tom Brady @Buccaneers shirt pic.twitter.com/OZfLAR21NV
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) September 20, 2020
Michael Irwin Loses It Over Cowboys Improbable Win
Former Cowboy and current NFL analyst Michael Irwin didn’t hold back on how he felt about the team’s improbable win over the Atlanta Falcons. Irwin hasn’t been this happy since he beat his coke bust.
"Just when you were ready to SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS, THAT'S WHEN WE RAISED OUR HAND UP AND SAID 'WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!! AND WE'RE STILL IN THIS THING" -Michael Irvin
LMAOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/190RpbZS5o pic.twitter.com/uufmFbmBFj
— KÏŁŁÄ ČÄM (@FTBeard1) September 21, 2020
Bill Belichick Still Can’t Properly Wear On A Mask
Bill Belichick has an incredible mind for football and knows how to bring the best of his players, but he still can’t grasp how to properly wear a face mask. Either he’s clueless or this is code that he wants Tom Brady back on the team.
The NFL Had A Ton Of Injuries This Week
Injuries hit a lot of NFL stars this weekend including Saquon Barkley, Jimmy Garoppolo, Nick Bosa, Drew Locke, and Christian McCaffrey just to name a few. Now you’re going to have to hear your coworkers bitch about their fantasy football lineups all week.
ENTERTAINMENT
No One Likes The Nurse Ratched Netflix Show
The reviews are coming in for Netflix’s Ratched and it doesn’t look good. Next let’s get an origin story for Grady from the Shining starring Tik Tok stars.
Wendy Williams To Kick Off New Season In COVID Friendly Studio
Wendy Williams will kick off the new season of her show in studio but with some notable changes. Items from her apartment have been added to the set, audience members will appear virtually and all guests will be featured via Zoom. Wait, isn’t this Rupert Pupkin’s fake set from King Of Comedy?
Zane Covers WAP
Zane, from One Direction, did his own rendition of Cardi B’s and Megan Thee Stallion’s WAP.
This should be playing at all the Zoom virtual promos next year.
Ramy Youssef: When You Don't Win an Emmy In 2020
If you watched the Emmy Awards on tv last night you saw what happens for nominees who took the award. Ramy Youssef, star of Hulu’s “Ramy”, didn’t win. He showed us this behind the scenes shot of what happened for everyone else.
Thanks for sharing because Schitt’s Creek never would have known what that was like!
when you lose the emmy pic.twitter.com/ECkbGcoHBA
— ramy youssef (@ramy) September 21, 2020
Thank God, Great British Bake Off Filmed a New Season in A Bake Off Bubble
We’re running out of tv to watch but there’s good news coming! Great British Bake Off filmed an 11th season and episodes will be available Fridays starting September 25. The season filmed over the summer in a covid safe bubble environment.
Your quarantine this fall will be so much sweeter. No show compliments sweatpants better!
Ellen Comes Back, Addresses The Ellenphant In The Room
Ellen returned to TV after months of toxic workplace allegations and addressed them on her show. She assured us all that the workplace has been fixed and she’s going to have the best season ever. That is unless anyone makes eye contact with her.
Ellen DeGeneres kicked off Season 18 of her show today with a virtual audience:
“This summer there were allegations of a toxic work environment at our show & there was an investigation. I learned that things happened here that never should have happened,”pic.twitter.com/dCYvojtaoF
— Pop Crave (@PopCraveMusic) September 21, 2020
GOING VIRAL
Waffle House Rumble
Things are pretty chill around the Ol Waffle House but don’t come behind the counter and if you fight
eep the titties in.
you can always count on Waffle House 😂😂👊🏽 pic.twitter.com/xxQ1wZmqvq
— Amanda B 🦋 (@ABrodieee) September 19, 2020
Best Video Ever
Not sure what this is or how they did it or what it means. Just know I’m a better person for having seen it.
Art pic.twitter.com/d7NtBSKdOY
— Bou bou design (@boubou_design) August 26, 2020
Native Americans Frustrate Angry Karen By Refusing To Fight Her
The Kumeyaay Native Americans protesting the construction of a border wall in Southern California frustrated an angry Karen by refusing to fight back even when she became physically and verbally abusive. Karen didn’t say jack to the local Black women in the area, who were ready to recreate the Rodney King beating on her.
This Guy is Just Begging for You To Take His Gun
Finally someone has the right idea how to bring the two sides together. Very close together.
Just like that, a nation begins to heal and a new PornHub category is born.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 20, 2020
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