Saturday September 19: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at September 19, 2020

SATURDAY 9.19

NEWS STORIES

Marco Rubio Wants Permanent Florida Daylight Saving Time

Marco Rubio and Senator Rick Scott have filed a bill to keep Florida on daylight saving time all the time for the coming year.

Work all night on a drink of rum
Daylight come and me wan’ go home
Stack banana ’til de mornin’ come
Daylight come and me wan’ go home

Bill Gates Thinks Travel Ban May Have Spread Coronavirus

Bill Gates thinks the travel ban caused a run at our airports that forced the rona on us us all. He wants to combat it with a chip in our brains to turn us liberal.

Thousands Gather at Supreme Court for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Crowds gathered to mourn the loss of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Badass fighter till the end.

The No- no-no Notorious RBG

This is the scene at the Supreme Court tonight after the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Thousands of people are gathered here, with hundreds sitting on the steps https://t.co/Cg9oNILOPx 📷: @evansemones #RBG #SCOTUS pic.twitter.com/kw1xGBLl3m

— POLITICO (@politico) September 19, 2020

So Many Hurricanes This Year They’ve Ran Out of Names

For the second time in history, we’re moving to the Greek Alphabet for hurricane names because we’ve run out of letters.

How about a we just switch to numbers? Let’s call the next one, say…. 2020?

2 Million Weirdos Are Still Getting Netflix DVDs Delivered to Their Home

There are more questions than answers here. Who are you?? Are you stuck in a time warp?? Are you the one responsible for saving USPS??

SPORTS

Giannis Antetokounmpo Wins the NBA MVP Again

The Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo just won back to back MVP awards. Luckily the NBA picks the player before the
playoffs because he goes from the ‘ Greek Freak” to freak on a leash.

Six Year Old Is a Boss in Texas Football

Every once in awhile a six year old comes a long with the body of a full grown man. A grown man that can’t color in the lines.

Some Etiquette Tips on Social Interaction in the Age of Covid

To be clear: Is open mouth kissing hello totally off the table?

ENTERTAINMENT

Early Reviews Claim That Ratched Stinks On Ice

The reviews are in and they hate Ratched as much as Mac did. Maybe we all need a large Native American to put a my pillow over our face.

Via digg.

Lori Loughlin’s Prison Will Provide Yoga And Music Lessons

Lori Loughlin is going to prison for her role in the college admissions scandal, but this facility will be offering offer yoga, Pilates, and music lessons instead of hard labor. Aunt Becky isn’t going to jail, she’s going on an extended vacation.

Britney Spears Sees The World Upside Down

Britney Spears posted a new video walking on her hands and saying that seeing the world upside down is way better. Coming soon: The Britney Spears Challenge where today’s pop stars have to sing their hits doing handstands.

Van Morrison To Release Three Anti-Lockdown Songs

Van Morrison will be releasing three songs protesting the lockdowns imposed during the pandemic. Morrison has been a vocal critic of the shutdown saying its based on ‘pseudoscience’ and ‘crooked facts’. The working title of the EP: It’s Too Late To Get Sick Now.

Queen Elizabeth Strips Harvey Weinstein Of Prestigious Honor

Queen Elizabeth has ordered that Harvey Weinstein be stripped of his CBE, which was awarded to him back in 2004 for his contributions to the British film industry. Weinstein is probably sitting in his cell saying, ‘Her son has sex with young girls and I’m getting stripped? WTF!’