Thursday September 17: Daily Links
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NEWS STORIES
Red Lobster Partners with Mountain Dew For New Cocktail
The ‘Dew Garita” is coming to Red Lobster restaurants everywhere, and its already started to roll out. The suggested pairing is the Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit.
Just thinking about this will make you Dew Garita your pants.
PreOrders For new PS5 have Begun But Uh Oh....
Gamers are furious because stores are already selling out of the brand new Playstion 5. They’ll officially be out November 21 for the lucky ones.
Honey, why don’t you just play your old Game Boy!? You loved it!!
Why Are Birds Dropping Dead Out of the Sky in the South West
Does it have something to do with the raging wild fires and climate change? Very possible.
Is it just another sign of the end times? Very likely.
Brain Found On Michigan Beach
A brain wrapped in aluminum foil was found on a Wisconsin beach early Tuesday morning. It was feared to be a human brain, but medical examiners early estimation iOS that it belonged to a cat. Analysts were hoping that it belonged to a Trump supporter so they can study why it wasn’t working.
Man Finds Apparent Brain Washed Ashore On Beach https://t.co/GCw0iTwnby
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 16, 2020
Carnival Cruises Cancels Trips Through Spring 2021, Selling Off 18 Ships
Carnival Cruises announced they won’t be putting on any cruises through the Spring of 2021 and that they’re going to sell off 18 of their ships. Finally, Jeff Bezos can get into the cruise ship game on the cheap.
SPORTS
MLB Post Season Games Will Be Played In A Bubble Format
To cut down on a travel and decrease a chance of COVID infection, Major League Baseball is adopting a bubble format for the Division Series, League Championship Series and The World Series. San Diego, Arlington, Los Angeles and Houston will be the host cities and The World Series will be played in Arlington. Congrats MLB, you are officially are a glorified softball league.
Roy Jones, Jr : I May Have Made A Mistake Fighting Tyson
Roy Jones, Jr is now saying that he thinks may have ‘made a mistake’ agreeing to fight Mike Tyson in November. Jones acknowledges that the former heavyweight champion won’t take it easy on him during the exhibition fight, but added, ‘Whatever has to happen is going to happen’. Roy – he’s going to kill you. Just double your donation to charity and bail on this fight. No one will be mad at you.
ENTERTAINMENT
Kristen Bell Lets Her Daughters Drink O’douls
Kristen Bell is getting online mommy shamed for sharing that she lets her daughter drink Non alcoholic beer.
Why ? Doesn’t every parent want their kids to be non alcoholics?
Godfather the TV Series
Remember how you and your friends never hoped The Godfather would be a tv series?
Well it’s finally happening and its coming to CBS All Access- or actually Paramount Plus, which is the new name for CBS Access.
Didn’t we already have the Sopranos?
Jesus Tells Dude to Drop in on Heidi Klum
Don’t know what Jesus was thinking when he told a guy to swing by Heidi Klum’s but the cops were not having it.
Why is Jesus so rude?
J-Lo Shares One Last Bikini Pic To Close Out The Summer
Jennifer Lopez wanted to remind people that summer isn’t over by posting an IG pic of her in a pink bikini. Mets fans are petitioning The Wilpons to reconsider her offer to buy the team.
Noel Gallagher: Wearing A Mask Is F**king Bulls**t
Noel Gallagher thinks it’s ‘f-cking bulls-*t’ to wear a mask during the pandemic. The former Oasis guitarist claimed that he got called out for boarding a train in Manchester maskless, and charted a private jet to vacation so he wouldn’t have to wear one on a plane. Call him ‘Champagne Superspreader’.
Kanye West Gets Kicks Off Twitter For Pissing On His Grammy
Kanye West got temporarily kicked off Twitter for giving out the phone number of Forbes’ Chief Contact Officer and for posting a video of him urinating on his Grammy. West also called the music industry, ‘modern day slavery’ and declared himself ‘the new Moses’. Instead of ‘Let my people go’, it’s now ‘Imma let you finish’.
GOING VIRAL
Guy Creates 3D Version of Bob Ross Painting
A Bob Ross painting has been transformed into a glorious 3D world. The creator has made a few of these before, wearing his signature Bob Ross wig but promised to go further than ever before to design a totally real environment based on Ross’s artistry. He used a Ross tutorial as his guide, and in this video shows you all the details on how he did it. 13:03 for the end result.
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