Michael Cohen’s 24 year old daughter had some things to say bout the Trump kids. The info came out surrounding the release of Michael Cohen’s new book, Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump. His daughter Samantha says Ivanka is phony and gross, Trump is creepy, Tiffany doesn’t like like most of the things her father stands for, and she felt sorry for Don Jr.

This is really sad to hear. The Cohens and Trumps were such close families. Hate to see it come to this.

Let’s play the Feud!

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Mike Bloomberg may not be a good candidate or even person but he has something that does work: A shit ton of money for commericals, and he’s using it to help Joe Biden win Florida.

This will work better if Mike or Joe isn’t in the commercial.

Read more at washingtonpost.com.

Orcas usually ignore boats, but not this year. This year, they seem to be ramming into boats and there’s no clear reason why.

2020 has all just been leading up to a horrible crossover of Jaws and Free Willy.

Read more at gizmodo.

Velero Beautiful Dreamer con el timón dañado por acometida de orcas a 6 millas de Cabo Prior, solicita remolque. 3 tripulantes (FIN, GBR). Salvamar Betelgeuse lo remolca a A Coruña. Vigente radioaviso de que en caso de avistamiento no intenten aproximarse y den amplio resguardo pic.twitter.com/o3Z4gMAKLO

— SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO (@salvamentogob) September 11, 2020

You may think the reason is that Antarctica has been able to maintain Covid free status because there is a safe bubble of scientists who have been working away from everyone who has the virus for many months… but no. It’s the penguins. Only the penguins can save us!

Penguins 2020.

Read more at huffpost.com.

Scientists believe they’ve found a gas in the clouds of Venus that signifies that life is there. And all this time we’ve been worried about Mars. It was Venus all along.

Read more at nytimes.com.

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The Royal Family continues to put considerably separation between them and Prince Andrew. After being left out of his daughter’s wedding photos, the disgraced Prince will not be invited to his father’s 100th Birthday celebration in June and will be excluded in a photo exhibition about the Duke Of Edinburgh’s life. No, Andrew, you will not have one spoonful of the birthday cake either!

Read more at pagesix.

Kid Rock will headline a rally for the President in Michigan. He checks off all of the campaign boxes: Midwestern who’s oddly a wannabe Southerner, loves young blondes and enjoys pimping Black culture.

Read more at thehill.

Actor Hugo Weaving is ‘befuddled’ with how the alt-right has attempted to exploit The Matrix and V For Vendetta – considering that both films have a anti-government, anti-totalitarian message behind it. Next up, the alt-right is planning to hijack the movie, They Live.

Read more at ew.com.

Dave Grohl took his playful drum battle with Nandi Bushell up a notch by writing a theme song for the 10 year old drum prodigy. If Foo Fighters ever go belly up, Grohl’s got a future in writing cool kid show songs.

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Macy’s has announced the Thanksgiving Day Parade will not allow crowds and will be on TV only. Parents around the country are truly relieved right now.

Read more at cbslocal.

Forget movie lists, what you need is someone to gather all the tik tok trends this year.

Well, here’s one way to spend your night. Hope you have some soy sauce in the fridge. Trust…. you’ll need it.

Read more at buzzfeed.

@drjenniferlincoln

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Who knew that sign language was this much hotter than English. NSFW.

Listen with with the sound off gerrrowl.

Via digg.

This is not the best time to own a bunch of movie theaters. A New Harris poll claims a whopping 71 percent of Americans don’t feel safe enough to go to the movies.

Good news is that 29 percent would love to see an QAnon doc.

Read more at thebulwark.com.

Its the perfect year for lists of what you should watch on streaming services, but there’s a shit ton of those lists so Mashable went more specific with some recommendations for you stoners.

Okay here are some light, fun, silly… wait, Maniac?! Are you trying to give us a bad trip??

Read more at mashable.com.