New Jersey and New York have won the title for the biggest exodus during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Watch out, Vermont. You’re about to get a shit ton of new neighbors who are going to complain at length about your slow service and bad pizza.

Read more at nypost.com.

Team Biden Harris has launched campaign signs in an unexpected place. Players of the popular Nintendo Switch Game, Animal Crossing, can decorate their virtual homes with virtual Biden Harris yard signs.

Time to show support for a candidate who supports small businesses like Nook’s Cranny. This is an important campaign considering everyone already knows Mario and Luigi will endorse Trump.

Billboards everywhere….

Read more at theverge.com.

Reports of a guy in a jetpack cruising past planes near LAX have caught the attention of media and the FBI.

Okay Elon, we know it was you.

Read more at nytimes.com.

Larry Flynt battled with Jerry Falwell and later Jerry Falwell Jr the alleged cuckold. Larry is taking a wheelchair on a victory lap.

Wait, Larry Flint is still alive ?

Read more at thedailybeast.com.

Costa Rica. It’s beautiful and exotic and now is allowing Americans to visit. Wait not so fast Texans.

Read more at washingtonpost.

Joe Kennedy III is now the biggest loser in the Kennedy clan. You can find him at Camelot drinking himself into a stupor, that is if they even let him in.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Landlords can now not evict any renters for the rest of 2020. Which means 2021 is going to start off with a bang.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Thanks to The Rock and The Iron Sheik, the word jabroni is officially part of the dictionary. Can ‘ham and egger’ be next?

Read more at espn.com.

Jim Irsay is in favor of BLM and said people who preach the phrase ‘All Lives Matter’ are missing the point. Hmmm isn’t that what Mike Pence said?

Read more at foxnews.

Of COURSE all lives matter, but the phrase “BLACK LIVES MATTER” is about unequal treatment faced by BLACK Americans. It does not say or imply that ONLY black lives matter. E.g., when we say “BEAT BREAST CANCER” it doesn't mean we don't care about beating leukemia.

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) August 31, 2020

It seems like any pro could shoot 9 out of 10 free throws but only 4 NBA players this year hit 90 percent from the field.

8 WBA players did it but they are just girls.

Via digg.

In a interview on Spotify, NFL Viking Kirk Cousin gave his opinions on masks and the coronavirus and he didn’t seem all that concerned, saying at one point – if he got Covid he said:

If I get it, I’m gonna ride it out. I’m gonna let nature do its course. Survival-of-the-fittest kind of approach. And just say, if it knocks me out, it knocks me out. I’m going to be OK. You know, even if I die. If I die, I die.

Kirk keeps talking like this he’s gonna be up for the Antonio Brown NFL Moron Of The Year Award.

Read more at nypost.com.

Everyone’s talking about how Bella Thorne ruined OnlyFans. So Vice took a look at everyone else who ruined other platforms.

Face it, we can’t compete with your mansions and dream vacations. Celebs, please delete your accounts. We already feel shifty enough.

Read more at vice.com.

Carole Baskin will be part of the next season of Dancing With The Stars. The first song she’ll be dancing too is Joe Exotic’s Here Kitty Kitty.

Read more at variety.com.

Tyler Perry turned Madea into an empire and now he’s worth a billion dollars. His next film will be called Madea’s 300 Foot Yacht.

Read more at forbes.com.

Audio of a conversation between Chris Cuomo and Michael Cohen has been released where Cuomo is denying sexual harassment rumors against him when he was at ABC. He was bangin’ ABC Pages two at a time!

Read more at nypost.com.

John Boyega Slams Disney For Diminished Star Wars Role

John Boyega slammed Disney for marketing his role as Finn as an important character to the franchise, but ‘gave all the nuance’ and screen time to his white co-stars Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley. The upside is that he’ll get the main room table at the Star Wars conventions.

https://nypost.com/2020/09/02/john-boyega-slams-disneys-treatment-of-his-star-wars-character/

Who was in more denial about a crisis – The President or Amity Mayor Vaughn? It’s a dead heat, but as far as wardrobe choices, Vaughn has the edge.

2020 is JAWS. JAWS is 2020.
(Video by Michael Frederickson, JAWS by Steven Spielberg) pic.twitter.com/5Bb9XXQ546

— Brad Bird (@BradBirdA113) September 1, 2020

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