Tuesday September 1: Daily Links
TUESDAY 9.01
NEWS STORIES
The Hedgehog is going Underground
Porn star Ron Jeremy charged with 20 more counts of sexual abuse in L.A. County.
Still no reason to have such an awful headline.
Liberty Will Investigate Jerry Falwell Jr.
Let me guess. The investigation will find that he’s a lying hypocrite con man.
Like he’s always been.
Biggest Captured Crocodile Ever
What in the name of Texas high school football is that. Is this a Jurassic Park reboot !?
Don’t capture, Kill!
Wildlife rangers trapped a 770-pound crocodile at a tourist destination in Australia's Northern Territory, the biggest caught in the area in years.
Officials say the reptile been taken to a crocodile farm to become part of a breeding program. https://t.co/7CPvRrAy4G pic.twitter.com/j5CVFLN9JD
— ABC News (@ABC) September 1, 2020
Chart Shows How Fast a Hacker Could Crack Your Password
The Plague would tell you the most common used passwords are love, sex, secret, and god. Find out long it will take Zero Cool is going to break in to your mainframe, dude.
[OC] I hope you find this one more beautiful than the last – updated table on time to brute force passwords from r/dataisbeautiful
Amazon gets FAA Clearance To Start Drone Delivery
The FAA has designated Amazon Prime Air as an air carrier which will give Amazon the go ahead to begin commercial delivery via drones.
Experts Think Americans Need To Start Planning A Zoom Thanksgiving
With the fears of a second wave coming in the fall and winter, experts are urging Americans to plan to have their Thanksgiving over Zoom this year. So you’ll be able to just mute your racist uncle instead of hearing him go on and on all night long.
SPORTS
The Internet Hates The New Madden
This new Madden has gotten some of the lowest scores ever in the series and the internet is being very vocal about their displeasure. Which is a real shame since this is the closest anyone’s gonna get to experiencing a full NFL season this year.
Mariah Carey Details Fling With Derek Jeter
In her new book, Mariah Carey says that the songs ‘The Roof’ and ‘My All’ were about her affair with Derek Jeter. Don’t expect a Mariah Carey Appreciation Night at Yankee Stadium anytime soon.
ENTERTAINMENT
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cast to Reunite for Special at HBO Max
Out of all the bad things that have happened in 2020, the awful unfunny tv sitcom reunions have got to be the worst.
OK not the worst but still they suck.
Niecy Nash Comes Out By Sharing Her Wedding Photos
Claws and Reno 911 star Niecy Nash shared a wedding photo and a lot more this week, introducing her fans to her brand new wife!
This is best way to come out of the closet and maybe the only way that could also land you a Martha Stewart Corningware set.
Mrs. Carol Denise Betts 💍 @jessicabettsmusic #LoveWins🌈 📸 @robertector pic.twitter.com/aPsx03PvtT
— Niecy Nash (@NiecyNash) August 31, 2020
We Nearly Lost Mark Mothersbaugh to Coronavirus
Devo’s Mark Matherbaugh battled coronavirus for 18 days in the ICU and it nearly killed him. 2020 is bad enough so we’re lucky to get to keep this music legend.
Remember: always wear your mask and always wear your energy dome.
Devo cofounder and acclaimed composer @mmothersbaugh contracted the coronavirus in early June, when virus-induced hallucinations led him to believe that he was recovering from a vicious beating in downtown Los Angeles.https://t.co/X3FuOOSRAT pic.twitter.com/J5ofdhdVmT
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) August 31, 2020
Bella Thorne May Have Ruined OnlyFans
Because of Bella Thorne’s huge OnlyFans payday, that means the rest of the creators on the site’s tips have been capped at $50 bucks and it’s going to take longer for them to get paid out. Bella Thorne’s picked the wrong fight.
Is Madonna Eyeing Julia Garner To Play Her In A Biopic?
After posting a pic with screenwriter Diablo Cody, Madonna is rumored to be recruiting Ozarks star Julia Garner to play her in a biopic. What’s next – Miles Teller as Sean Penn?!?
Snoop Dogg Launches His Own Brand Of Gin & Juice
Snoop Dogg finally has his own brand of gin & juice. The D-O-Double G weed dispensary would’ve been a better fit.
GOING VIRAL
Tourist Grabs Tigers Balls In Zoo For Photo Op
If animal dominatrix is a thing, this lady’s gonna make a fortune.
Ballsy tourist slammed for grabbing tiger by testicles for zoo selfie https://t.co/xRNS8sRiyP pic.twitter.com/CkCNpKH4PK
— New York Post (@nypost) September 1, 2020
STUDIES & SURVEYS & RANKINGS
Could LSD Replace Opiates to Treat Pain??
A study published in the Journal of Pyschoharmacology shows that microdosing LSD can really help with pain and maybe be a replacement for dangerous addictive opiates.
Opiates are killing this county but no one is too worried if grandma thinks the walls are breathing.
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