“There’s something happening here
What it is ain’t exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down”

Read more at cnn.

Jerry Falwell Jr and his wife are the real life Fabulous Gemstones so it should come as no surprise That Trump’s crooked lawyer helped them out of a sex scandal.

We will be watching Trump biopics for the rest of our lives.

Read more at cnn.com.

A Coast Guard vessel was having an open swim call when an 8 foot shark started in towards the Coasties. They had to shoot toward the shark several times to scare him off.

Looks like every week is shark week.

Via yahoo.com.

The actress who plays AT&T’s Lily is facing waves of online sexual harassment, including manipulated images and objectifying memes.

You know like every other woman online.

Read more at yahoo.

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A call for Tucker Carlson to be fired is trending after he tried justifying the 17 year old Kenosha shooters actions. If he does get shitcanned, InfoWars would welcome him with open arms.

Of all the disgusting propaganda that regularly airs on Faux News, tonight @TuckerCarlson defended a right-wing terrorist & murderer.@FoxNews needs to #FireTuckerCarlson.pic.twitter.com/6dUGVrHyb0

— Hector O. Oseguera, Esq. (@Oseguera2020) August 27, 2020

The 17 year old Kenosha shooter has been spotted at a Trump rally from back in January. He was likely found by someone typing in “cracker douchebag” in a facial recognition database.

Read more at buzzfeednews.com.

Jeff Bezos is the first person on Earth to have a net worth of $200 billion with the rise of Amazon stock during the Covid crisis. This is also great news for his ex-wife.

Read more at newsx.com.

Apparently the Lakers and Clippers have decided to not play the rest of the NBA season. This is great news for social justice, terrible news for anyone who made futures bets involving either team.

Sources: The Lakers and Clippers have voted to boycott the NBA season. Most other teams voted to continue. LeBron James has exited the meeting.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) August 27, 2020

Of course Rudy Giuliani ripped Clippers coach Doc Rivers saying “You’re Misleading Black People About Cops!” claiming
that the problem is black people.

Careful Doc, he’ll put a plunger up ya ass.

Read more at tmz.com.

The Washington Post has revealed more sexual harassment claims from the Redskins organization. Dan Snyder allegedly asked a cheerleader to meet a friend of his in a hotel room in 2004 and Larry Michael apparently asked one employee to make a “lewd cheerleader video” for Dan Snyder. Because apparently Snyder wasn’t aware of streaming porn on the internet.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8666767/Redskins-cheerleaders-make-slew-new-sexual-harassment-claims-against-NFL-teams-executives.html

Never forget that fan is short for fanatic. Nolan fans want to see Tenet on the big screen and will hop on a plane to go overseas to do it.

Sounds like a great Covid Plan.

Read more at variety.com.

Did you really think that a global pandemic would stop Brad Pitt from being Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt was spotted with German model Nicole Poturalski because he’s Brad Pitt.

In other news Jim Belushi slept alone on the bathroom floor.

Read more at pagesix.com.

Damn why did we have to wait this long to make this happen? We wouldn’t need a BLM if we all blended as well as these two songs.

Peace.

What afternoon delight was missing was more explicit references to eating ass.

Read more at slate.com.

Hey Tom, you coulda moved that camera to the left so everyone can see Tenet.

Big Movie. Big Screen. Loved it. pic.twitter.com/DrAY5tRg5P

— Tom Cruise (@TomCruise) August 25, 2020

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