Wednesday August 26: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at August 26, 2020

WEDNESDAY 8.26

NEWS STORIES

Little Girl Floated Out To Sea on a Unicorn Raft

Little kid needed a sea rescue as she floated to sea on an inflatable unicorn. Pixar animators
are drawing up the rescue and switching out the rescue boat for a mermaid.

RNC Speaker Pulled After Tweeting QAnon Conspiracy

Mary Ann Mendoza was pulled from speaking at the RNC after she posted a anti-jewish QAnon conspiracy theory to Twitter. She claims she didn’t read the post. If Trump really is pro-Q, he would have replaced Eric with Mendoza.

Tuscaloosa Closes Bars After 500 College Kids Test Positive For Covid

The University of Alabama reported 500 positive Covid cases last week so now the town of Tuscaloosa is closing down all its bars to try and curb congregations of the young. Watch out for a spike in keg deliveries to the campus.

Jerry Falwell Jr. Could Be Getting $10 Million From Liberty University

Jerry Falwell Jr. could be in line to get a $10.5 million payout from Liberty University. Do you know how much cuck porn that can buy?

SPORTS

Now You Can Own Eli Manning's New Jersey Mansion!

Eli Manning’s New Jersey mansion is up for sale and it can be yours for $5.25 million. With the property you’ll also get a cardboard cutout of Archie that yells at you to be a better son.

Ronaldo Vacationing With His Hot Girlfriend

Christiano Ronaldo didn’t bring win the Champions League, but he does get to vacation with his girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez in the Mediterranean. He probably tanked the games just to do this.

LeBron James’ Bald Spot Looks Like A Reese’s

LeBron James paid tribute on Instagram to a meme that compared his bald spot to a Reese’s peanut butter cup that was partly stuck to the wrapper. You got LeBron in my peanut butter! You got peanut butter in my LeBron! Reeses, make this ad happen!

ENTERTAINMENT

Seinfeld Dragged For Picking on Florida

Stephanie Hayes pf the Tampa Bay Times understands Jerry Seinfeld defending New York. Why does he have to slam Florida while doing it ?

“Comedians. For the 9,000th time. Picking on Florida is punching down. It’s pantsing the kid at school whose only friend is an oddly smooth rock.”

That’s quite the defense.

TMZ Getting The Toxic Workplace Gimmick

A lawsuit has been filed by a former TMZ staffer who says she was fired after complaining about the toxic working environment.

Who would have thunk it? TMZ the place that makes celebs lives a living hell would be a toxic place to work.

Oh yeah. Everyone would have thought that.

Jennifer Garner Cries After Finishing The Office

Jennifer Garner decided to watch The Office for the first time with her kids over quarantine and she went on Instagram to cry over the last episode. She didn’t even cry when Affleck left.

Bella Thorne Makes $1 Million In 24 Hours On Onlyfans

Bella Thorne joined Onlyfans and broke a record by making $1 million in her first 24 hours on the site. Consider her the BTS of Onlyfans but not as sexy.

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Mario Kart in NYC

If there is one good thing about this pandemic, it has to be that there are more places to cruise around
in your Mario Kart.

Grow up

When Tires Attack

This tire comes on like a wild animal. Hopefully by this time next year we are watching a ‘Tire Week’ marathon.

Getting tired of this shit.

Via digg.

Bear Wanted a Mercedes

It’s not surprising that a bear would want a high end car and he would have got one if it wasn’t for those damn kids.

Time to moonwalk out of here.

He jumped like “ Why Tf y’all hollering “…😭 pic.twitter.com/TWTSxkzMxH

— Jordan Werbenjagermanjensen (#1) (@Theory901) August 24, 2020

Watermelons Heading Back to School

This guy got video of a school bus filled with watermelons

The melons still hate the new math.

Via yahoo.

@heckinmess

Watermelon school bus ##watermelon

♬ original sound – heckinmess