Friday August 21: Daily Links
FRIDAY 8.21
NEWS STORIES
Delta Bans Robert O'Neill
You remember the Navy Seal who wrote the book about being the one who killed Bin Laden? Delta banned him for refusing to put on a mask because “he’s not a pussy.”
Thank you for your service. Now put on your fucking mask.
SPORTS
Wacky Curt Schilling an Advisor to Fake Wall
Curt Schilling seems to be a bug light for bad press. He was an advisor for the wall that didn’t get built
Why wasn’t your advice “don’t spend all the money on yourselves.”
Gotta tell you the fun for me is getting to read all the tweets from the 'know it all' legal experts who say it can't and won't happen. Not only can it, it already IS happening and I'll say it one more time. It's real and it's spectacular. #BuildTheWallAndCrimeWillFall https://t.co/HdLniM4nc1
— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) February 2, 2019
Phillies Pitcher Takes A 105mph Line Drive To The Groin
Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarez had to be carted off when he took a 105mph line drive to the groin. Remember when coaches used to stress how important it was to wear a protective cup? This is why.
Oh my Jose Alvarez right in the….
🙈 Carted off the field
pic.twitter.com/vDVZ8yR9oL— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) August 20, 2020
ENTERTAINMENT
Salma Hayek Killing It in a Bikini
“In a whip so low, no one’s gotta know (after dark)
Knocking at your door, I don’t gotta work anymore (after dark)
You can put your phone down, you gonna need two hands (after dark)
You can’t get enough
Girl, you know I set it up for after dark”
This is Why You Don't Recognize Kelly Osborne
Kelly Osbourne says gastric sleeve surgery helped her lose 85 pounds. Looks like it was more than a sleeve. Maybe a pant leg.
Still wanna do DNA test to make sure it’s Kelly.
Drew Barrymore Confirms Rumor About Her Grandfather
Drew Barrymore confirmed a long standing Hollywood rumor that Errol Flynn, WC Fields and poet Sadakichi Hartmann stole her grandfather John Barrymore’s corpse for one last chance to party with the Hollywood great. The younger Barrymore said that she hopes her ‘friends do the same for me’. Belly shots off with Drew Barrymore’s corpse would be epic.
Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton To Appear In The Flash Movie As...Batman?!?
Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton will be playing Batman in the upcoming Flash movie.
The plan is to have The Flash finding different versions of Batman after crashing into multiple dimensions. One alternate universe will have George Clooney playing Alfred.
GOING VIRAL
nothing here yet.
coming soon.
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