Tuesday August 18: Daily Links
TUESDAY 8.18
NEWS STORIES
How Many Chinese People Can You Pack Into Wuhan Water Park!?
Look China. I’m not telling you how to live but this looks gross even if there was no covid.
Points if you can find the bat in the picture.
Original source: https://t.co/iTlXfspV4a
— ELIJAH RIOT (@ElijahSchaffer) August 17, 2020
Thousands of partygoers watch a performance at the Wuhan Maya Beach Water Park which gradually opened up after a 76-day lockdown. It's left the rest of the world a little… jealous. pic.twitter.com/DDF7kz8Eeh
— Arré (@ArreTweets) August 17, 2020
St. Louis Bonnie and Clyde Will Endorse Trump at RNC
Remember the St Louis Bnonie and Clyde who stood out on their driveway with guns out while protesters passed their home? Well they’ll be at the RNC giving Trump a thumbs up.
Very huge for Trump getting the coveted Fudd endorsement!
Is Todd Chrisley Reverse Aging??
This Benjamin Buttons reboot looks terrifying.
https://pagesix.com/2020/08/17/todd-chrisley-reveals-younger-look-in-new-selfie/
Obama Puts Out His Summer Playlist
Thank god! This will be a nice change from just sitting quietly and listening to my own weeping!
Twitter Thinks Joe Exotic Is Getting Pardoned
Apparently Donald Trump said he’s planning on pardoning someone who isn’t Edward Snowden and the internet is convinced its Joe Exotic. Don’t forget about Bill Cosby! He’s still got a chance!
Big congratulations to Joe Exotic. https://t.co/BG4vTJQzDW
— Dan Primack (@danprimack) August 18, 2020
This Happened Last Night At The DNC, Internet Thinks Its A Tim And Eric Reboot
The sentiment was there but the DNC needs to get their production value up. Or at least a better green screen.
Almost all the networks cut away immediately after Michelle Obama's speech to do analysis meaning you are currently missing this pic.twitter.com/34YivVSq0h
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) August 18, 2020
Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Wants To Be AOC's Intern
Kellyanne Conway’s daughter jumped on Twitter to ask AOC to be her intern. If AOC doesn’t have space, Mitch McConnell could always use another acolyte.
NYC Homeless Heading Back to Shelters
Mayor Bill De Balsio has made yet another popular decision by kicking out the homeless out of NYC hotels and sending them back to the shelters. Or as they will be called henceforth, Covid Dens.
Missouri House With Mini Jail Up For Sale & Receiving Substantial Offers
A Missouri house that also has a 9-cell jail in the back is up for sale and receiving substantial offers. The Gimp and Buffalo Bill are in a bidding war.
SPORTS
LeBron Unveils New Tune Squad Uniforms For New Space Jam Movie
LeBron James posted the first pictures of the Tune Squad uniforms that will be featured in Space Jam: A New Legacy. Who designed this, Mr. Magoo?!?
Would it be the Family Reunion without a special surprise?! @mavcarter gives our I Promise families the first ever look at @KingJames in his @spacejammovie ‘A New Legacy’ jersey! 👀🔥 pic.twitter.com/XsPYL1dvcU
— LeBron James Family Foundation (@LJFamFoundation) August 18, 2020
ENTERTAINMENT
Vanessa Hudgens Brings Twerking Back!
Vanessa Hudgens is a find young actress who starred on this hit show. Hey You left already! Damn it I had such a good joke.
Wanna Stay In The Hobbit House!?
Never saw Lord of the Rings but for 500 bucks a night this house looks like a great place to make a baby.
The baby that would be bigger than a hobbit at birth!
Ryan Reynolds Sells Sells His Aviation Gin Company for Bank
Ryan Reynolds just sold his Aviation Gin Co for $610 million
So, you can stop making Deadpool movies now right?
Lori Laughlin Looking At 60 Days - Of Home Confinement
Full House star Lori Laughlin could start her two month jail sentence for her role in the college admissions scandal as early as next week. Her husband Mossimo Giannulli is facing five months, with both scheduled to be sentenced separately on Friday in Boston. But to due to COVID, an overcrowded prison system and being a non-violent first time offender, Laughlin may spend her sentence under home confinement. The only thing missing from this deal is John Stamos as her probation officer.
Laurence Fishburne Has ‘Not Been Invited’ To Matrix 4
Laurence Fishburne has acknowledged that he has ‘not been invited’ to reprise his role as Morpheus in the fourth Matrix film. Fishburne holds no bad feelings about it and hopes that ‘it’s great’. Looks like the producers slipped him the blue pill.
https://people.com/movies/laurence-fishburne-says-he-has-not-been-invited-back-as-morpheus-in-the-matrix-4/
GOING VIRAL
Finally a Steak Knife You Can Eat
Wait so it’s a steak knife that is made out of steak? That you can cut steak with? I feel dosed.
Can you cut utensils with it?
People Get Stuck On Drawbridge In Chicago
Chicago officials didn’t realize people were still crossing a bridge when they started raising it and they all got stuck. Everyone is way too calm on this bridge.
Chicago officials raised the bridge not knowing a group was still crossing
pic.twitter.com/tgEzb70RcM— Drone Talk (@udylanme) August 17, 2020
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