Saturday August 15: Daily Links

SATURDAY 8.15


NEWS STORIES

 



Toronto Strip Club Employee Exposes 500 To Covid

A strip club employee in Toronto has tested positive for Covid and now up to 500 people may have been exposed. Meanwhile in America we can’t even eat inside of a restaurant and the people of Canada are enjoying strip clubs.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.


Sammy The Bull Is Starting His Own Podcast

Sammy the Bull is starting his teasing that he’s going to release his own podcast. The first episode will focus around the origins of the giant inflatable rat that’s put up in front of scab work sites.

Read more at nypost.com.




SPORTS



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ENTERTAINMENT



Halle Berry Killing It at 54

Don’t be one of those people who look and shout “I hope I look that good when I’m 54.” You didn’t look
this good at 21.

Read more at yahoo.com.


Marge Simpsons Gets Political

Marge Simpson responded to Trump advisor’s rip on Kamala Harris’s voice that she sounds like Marge.

“Shut up Becky”

Via digg.


Dolly Parton is Pro Black Lives Matter

Dolly just made everyone but country music fans swoon when she commented on BLM

“Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No.”

And I will always love youuuuuuuu!

Read more at yahoo.com.


Jason Momoa Jams Out On New Bass

Jason Momoa received a new Fender Precision Bass for his 41st birthday and briefly played a bit of Stevie Wonder’s ‘Higher Ground’, Red Hot Chili Peppers-style. If the acting thing doesn’t work out, he always be Flea’s bass roadie.

Read more at nme.


Tom Cruise Doesn’t Let Anyone Run On Screen With Him

During the film of The Mummy, actress Annabella Wallis said that Tom Cruise told her that he refuses to let anyone run with him on screen. because he’s doesn’t want to share scenes with anyone who can’t keep up. Usain Bolt is looking to get a part in the next Mission Impossible movie to crush that idea.

Read more at nme.com.


Ozzy Biopic Will Be ‘An Adult Movie For Adults’

Sharon Osbourne said the upcoming biopic on her marriage to Ozzy Osbourne will be ‘an adult movie for adults’ and hopes that ‘it will be a story that everybody can relate to’. Having a husband who pissed on the Alamo and bit off the head of a bat isn’t something the average wife can relate to.

Read more at people.com.



GOING VIRAL




Gun Fans Love the Cool Dude Who Shot Himself in the Balls

Who would have ever thought that one of the guys who was posting pics of themselves pointing loaded guns at their crouch would shoot himself in the nuts.

I got yer gun safety….. Down Low.

Read more at vice.com.



Ghengis Khan Is Trending On Twitter

After a Tweeter (who has now shut down their account, tweeted about Ghengis Kahn, reaction set the warrior’s name trending. The tweet read: Ghengis Khan did to central Asia what Islamic invaders did to India, maybe worse. He single-handedly killed 11% of world population at the time. Yet some want to glorify him as a hero conqueror. That’s your personal choice. But objectively, Ghenghis Khan was a barbarian.

All it’s taken is 800 years for Ghengis Khan to be canceled. Good work 21st century!





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