OK so no more reporters. These are hard times and the NY Daily News has been shrinking for years, But no reporters and you are still putting out a paper.

This is really FAKE News.

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This may come as a shock but if you stay up late the odds are you are going to sleep late and move less during the day.

Get up early.

Move your butt like Jenny Hutt.

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I hate to tell you this, if you’re birthday is Sept 12th your a basic bitch.

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It’s my birthday! What are the most common birthdays in the United States? [OC] from r/dataisbeautiful

As if this isn’t enough of a crime against humanity, did they have to do this in August?!?!

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Musician Sam Fender put on a show for 2,500 socially distanced people in the UK, which is believed the first of its kind to be done in the country. RIP the mosh pit.

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Sam Fender had a concert in Newcastle, England on what promoters called, the "world's first socially-distanced gig."

Are you here for this new concert experience? 🎫 pic.twitter.com/9k4dUUK1zx

— Pop Crave (@PopCraveMusic) August 13, 2020

What do you know that we don’t Jeannine?

"Something is going to happen before the election and he's not even going to be on the ticket" — Jeanine Pirro predicts something horrible will happen to Joe Biden in the next 2+ months pic.twitter.com/dVQ3ImHfb3

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 12, 2020

Herman Caine may have passed away but he apparently is still Trump’s Ride and Die.

Dead and tweeting Herman Cain is the most unexpected twist of 2020 and a lot of shit has gone down. https://t.co/KkkfxfHzta

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) August 13, 2020

The party kids are rediscovering the drug GHB and it’s even available to buy on Amazon. Too bad GHB never made it on Hey Remember The 90’s!?

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There is little to get pumped for in 2020. Yet there are moments. This pass. Sure it’s not going to change
any of the bad shit haunting us every day

Just a moment to yell “WTF”! and forget it’s 202.

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LUKA BETWEEN THE LEGS DIME 🤯 pic.twitter.com/rgB8Uqv0Ex

— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) August 9, 2020

Cowboy fans will be in attendance at home games this NFL season, says Jerry Jones.

Jerry if you’re ever in need of half time entertainment, we know you could always book Smash Mouth.

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The NBA has told players they can’t bring in people they don’t really know that they’re met on social media into the bubble in Florida. If these guys wanna get laid they’re gonna have to get the Seal Team 6 equivalent of Instagram thots to chopper in.

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It’s a little classic film that has a real cult audience. It’s fun to see the actors who got the parts.

Wouldn’t be be more fun to see the actors who didn’t get picked?

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This time David Blaine going to fly through the air with a bunch of balloons like the old guy in UP.

Can’t you just make someone disappear? I’m sure you’d have a lot of volunteers.

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Dennis Quaid recently adopted a black cat from the Lynchburg Humane Society named….Dennis Quaid. The Big Easy star admits that its ‘off the wall’, but ‘couldn’t resist’ adopting the feline. Quaid also suggested that shelters should start naming animals after different celebrities to stir up more interest. Any takes for a cat named Randy Quaid?

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