A Florida Ken turned out to not only be a racist, but he was also a liar who claimed he was a Navy Seal…but he wasn’t.

I know he claimed his was a 35 year Navy Seal but there was one clue that he was lying. BB gun.

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Ryan Madison you are a professional sexual worker but have you heard of the phrase “the customer is always right”? No? OK. How about don’t assault the customer.

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do not watch my porn fidelity scene. that man violated my boundaries. he was not supposed to creampie me. he forcibly held me down while he did so. at first, i thought it was apart of the scene. then i realized he wasn’t stopping. he was not supposed to make me deepthroat.

— Annabel Redd 🏳️‍🌈 (@AnnabelRedd) June 5, 2020

The president of National Nurses United says we are running low on gowns, gloves, masks and other PPE required by hospitals treating Corona Virus. At least 12 states are set to run out within 30 days.

There was no possibly way we could have seen this coming that we could need more protective equipment for… oh wait.

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The nation’s educational told governors that schools must reopen in the fall regardless of the status of coronavirus.

Now that JK Rowling seems to be canceled, can Betsy DeVos quit with her Delores Umbridge impression??

Read more at thehill.com.

Two Trump supporters who tried to cover up a BLM street mural with black paint in the Bay area have been charged with a hate crime. Maybe if they were wearing masks the cops woulda gone easier on them.

Read more at tmz.

A San Francisco lawmaker is trying to outlaw racially motivated 911 calls and is calling it Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies, or the CAREN Act. No one would have complained if she spelled caution with a K.

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The President of Brazil during a live TV Interview, took off his mask after testing positive for Covid-19 to assure everyone he was alright.

He’s okay everyone! Unfortunately everyone else in the room is fucked. But he’s okay.

Via digg.

If you want Floyd Mayweather to give you a birthday shout-out, boxing tips or inspirational messages on Cameo, it will only cost you $999. For an extra hundred, he’ll read the New York Times Sports Section.

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Madonna is 61 and we’ve all seen her tits plenty of times but it’s the expression of
an abuse victim that seems to make this one interesting.

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While you’re waiting for the all new Leslie Jones hosted version of Supermarket Sweep to start production, you can now watch the classics anytime on Netflix.

It’s just good to enjoying grocery shopping and not having to wear your mask.

Read more at popsugar.

I don't know who needs to hear this but 15 episodes of the iconic Supermarket Sweep are now on Netflix in The US pic.twitter.com/qrHKW56Zta

— Netflix (@netflix) July 6, 2020

Actor Thandie Newton told Vulture Magazine that while filming ‘Mission Impossible 2’ she had an ‘nightmare’ experience. The Westworld actor said that Cruise got so frustrated with her during the filming of a crucial scene, ‘it pushed me further into a place of terror and insecurity.’ She also claimed that Cruise got so stressed out, a zit formed on his nose just a matters of hours. When they re-shot the scene the following day, Newton says she became an ‘alpha bitch’ and ‘did as best I could’, to nail the take. She concluded that ‘it was not the best way to get the best work out of someone’, but added that other than that, had ‘an extraordinary time’, making the movie. Newton also said that Cruise send her a book on Scientology as a Christmas gift. Reps for Cruise denied a report that Newton offered to pop his zit to chill him out.

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The Fantastic Beasts series has officially become the world’s most problematic film franchise. While the first film grossed over $800 million, its sequel, received bad reviews and slipped to $654 million globally. Now, the three biggest names attached to the third film – Author/screenwriter J.K. Rowling, Johnny Depp and Ezra Miller – are all involved in cancel culture scandals. The rumored working title for the next movie is Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of The Cast.

Read more at ew.com.

50 Cent reignited his feud with ex-girlfriend Vivica A. Fox while trying to defend comments he made about ‘angry women’ who are mad that men like ‘exotic’ girls. Fox said on Fox Soul that the rapper had ‘f**kboy tendencies and ‘can’t handle a black woman’. Fiddy fired back, ‘I dated her for 4 months 17 years ago and she’s still angry with me. I’m starting to feel like my d*ck is serious. LOL’. Reps for 50 Cent would not confirm a report that he‘s recording a new single, ‘Fiddy Ways To Piss Your Lover’.

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Da Baby’s ROCKSTAR has been at the top of the Billboard summer charts for 4 weeks now and is an early contender for song of the summer. Harry Styles is gonna give it a go with the debut of his new single, Watermelon Sugar. Remember the good ol’ days of Old Town Road and there was no pandemic? Yeah, us too.

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Gizmodo put together a list of TV’s most relatable nerds. Odd that The Brain from Pinky and the Brain is nowhere on the list.

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Wear a mask, you don’t want T Hanks to be disappointed in you. Does he know he’s not actually Mr. Rogers?

Who knows what this little reptile is but it sure would be better if this is a hoax, Please be a hoax.

We can all feel dumb and move on. Don’t be real

Hoax please.

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Hopefully someone can help me figure out what this little creature is ##alien ##fyp

♬ Ameno hatsune miku – clod_boie

Any other time you would probably think ‘why the hell does gen z find this entertaining’, but this is the warm fuzzy feeling you’ve needed all day.

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