Saturday July 4: Daily Links

SATURDAY 7.4


NEWS STORIES

 



Tucker Carlson 2024?

Now that he has replaced Hannity as King of Fox News there may be one more hill to climb for this high stepper

Tuckered Out In 2024.

Read more at politico.com.


What is a Bake and Shark and Why Have You Never Eaten One

Put down that tired ass hotdog and up your beach food game Trinidad and Tobago style.


Canadian Sports Anchor Says Missing Baby is OK

First came the post from TSN star Dan O’Toole that his one month old is missing. He wrote that he was broken and praying for the baby’s safe return. Oops never mind, the one month old is safe and sound with its mom.

Everyone can take a deep breath. Just your run of the mill nasty divorce custody battle business. We can get back to solving other crimes on social media!

Read more at torontosun.com.


July 3rd Was Black Hair Independence Day

This July 3rd is one year since the Crown Act, a law protecting black hair styles and expression, was passed in California. It is still legal in 43 states to discriminate based on hair

America: where we find find dreadlocks and afros dangerous but assault weapons, not so much!

Read more at yahoo.


Don Jr.'s Girlfriend's Got Covid

Kimberly Guilfoyle, girlfriend to Don Jr. has tested positive for Covid-19 as she was making her way to the big Mt. Rushmore rally. Which has to mean Don Jr.’s gonna have to quarantine too and this makes a great opportunity for Erik Trump to finally prove he’s not a Fredo.

Read more at nytimes.com.


Now YOU Can Smell Like Space!

A former NASA engineer is releasing a fragrance that supposedly smells like space. Nothing is sexier then when your date smells like an airless death vacuum.

Read more at nypost.com.




SPORTS



Washington Reviewing the Redskins Name

Now that big fat business is making a fuss, the Washington NFL football team says its “reconsidering” a name change.

Well it’s 2020, folks. What is left to review?

What about appealing to those who will clearly have a problem with the name change by calling the team The Washington 2nd Amendments?!

Read more at nytimes.com.



CNN Thinks They Know What The Redskins May Change Their Name To

Presidents, Generals, Lincolns, Americans and Monuments are just a few of the names on the list.

Everyone can speculate as much as they want but if they don’t change their name to the Washington Deep States they’re idiots.

Read more at cnn.



ENTERTAINMENT


Britney's Ticktok Game Is Next Level

Not sure what is happening here but can’t stop watching

Britney You are the quarantine Queen.


George Lucas Wants To Make His Own Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rumor is George Lucas wants to make his own sequel to the original Star Wars trilogy now that everyone hates the one Disney put out. Can’t wait to see Luke die again.

Read more at wegothiscovered.com.


Mad Men Will Not Be Pulling Its Black Face Episode

Mad Men is heading to Amazon and they’ve announced they won’t be pulling the episode where one of the characters is in black face. Instead, they’re going to put a disclaimer on the particular episode.

Read more at latimes.com.


GOING VIRAL




Hot Women on Pool Floats

Yeah it’s a tough summer but there are some high points thanks to TMZ

Oh and you know there is Pornhub, right?

Read more at tmz.com.



Loudest Fart Ever

Really there are no words



STUDY SAYS



nothing here today

everything



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